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  • Bacon is a Vegetable Apron

    Bacon is a Vegetable Apron

    Bacon! Friend to mankind, scourge to mankind’s arteries. Those who cook it for others should not be penalized for their kindness.

    Protect yourself from spatters with this 2-pocket black apron with professionally silk-screened white design. 24" long apron, cotton-poly blend.

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  • I Loaf Bread Apron

    I Loaf Bread Apron

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    Bread is not only the most important and delicious food in history, it is also the most forgiving. Bread doesn't care if you blame it for making you fat. Bread doesn't take offense when you build entire diets just to exclude it. Bread will always be there for you when you need it.

    I Loaf Bread. So much.

    Two color print professionally silk screened on khaki aprons. Also available on t-shirts.

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