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  • Bacon is a Vegetable; Coffee is a Vitamin (Paperback)

    Bacon is a Vegetable; Coffee is a Vitamin (Paperback)

    Secret pre-order sale! $15 until the official release next week.

    Bacon! Humanity's darkest pleasure. Coffee! The cure-all that keeps us alive when every other drink gives up. I've edited and collected my favorite bacon and coffee comics into one smart volume.

    136 pages, softcover with a classy gloss. 8x8" square. Published by my excellent friends at Oni Press.

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  • Fucking Coffee Mug

    Fucking Coffee Mug

    They're just $9.99 today for National Coffee Day -- while supplies last.

    How Ultimate is this mug? ★★★★★ Back in stock!

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations.

    White ink professionally printed on 11 oz. black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

    Also available as a travel mug.

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  • Bacon is a Vegetable; Coffee is a Vitamin (Limited Edition Hardcover)

    Bacon is a Vegetable; Coffee is a Vitamin (Limited Edition Hardcover)

    Bacon! Humanity's darkest pleasure. Coffee! The cure-all that keeps us alive when every other drink gives up. I've edited and collected my favorite bacon and coffee comics into one smart volume.

    136 pages, cloth hardcover with sexy endpapers. Published by my excellent friends at Oni Press.

    PS: Free stickers!

     


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    Please add your preferred name to the text box in the order checkout. If you miss it for some reason, I'll drop you a line and ask. You can email me at dieselsweeties@mac.com if you'd rather do that!

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  • Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt

    Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt

    Last call! $10 until they run out

    Bacon! Friend to mankind, scourge to mankind’s arteries. 1970s retro vogue meets 1990s retro veganism meets 2000s pre-retro ironicism. Originally presented in this salty, greasy, delicious comic.

    White design silk screened on a black t-shirt. You may have seen this shirt on Top Chef.

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  • Fucking Coffee Travel Mug

    Fucking Coffee Travel Mug

    BACK IN STOCK!

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations.

    Black ink professionally printed on black & stainless steel travel mugs with cool red buttons on the sippy part. 16oz, hand wash only. Originally from this tweet.

    Also available on black ceramic mugs.

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  • Zaggy Starbucks Mug

    Zaggy Starbucks Mug

    There is a very special spider on Mars who loves coffee, tea and eating cereal out of a mug. He's a very handsome spider, so I drew him and put him on this mug so you can think about how cool he is when you have a sip.

    Standard size 11oz white coffee mug with full-color print.

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