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  • Battle-Damaged Red Robot USB Drive

    Battle-Damaged Red Robot USB Drive

    Let my perfectionism put a thumb drive in your pocket!

    THE LEGION OF THE DAMNED! Actually, not damned. These Red Robots are perfectly functional, but have tiny surface imperfections which I wouldn't let myself give to people who bought the full price ebook package and/or backed my Kickstarter. A normal person would have shipped them out, but I am a little fanatical.

    These 4 gb Red Robots are perfect for tossing in your pocket and actually using. I have a pair with my Mac OS X boot disks cloned onto them, myself!

    Every drive is guaranteed to work. Cosmetic imperfections include little drips of glue near the mold lines, small dents along the edges, and smudges. These drives ship blank and cannot be ordered personalized. 

    Save even more in a 3-pack!

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  • Super Sticky Sticker Pack!

    Super Sticky Sticker Pack!

    One, two or three of each sticker: Rocker, Quality Adhesive, Vehicle Transforms and Super-Villains.

    Not only do you get variety, you save money!

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  • "Warning! Vehicle Transforms Into Robot" Stickers

    "Warning! Vehicle Transforms Into Robot" Stickers

    Back in stock!

    It’s really only fair to let other drivers on the road know that your car, truck, boat, bus, jet, biplane, jetski, locomotive or motorcycle could at any time turn into a huge fighting robot.

    Red and black on white vinyl, professionally silkscreened. 8.5″ × 2.75″.

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  • Super-Villains Have Better Better Toys Stickers

    Super-Villains Have Better Better Toys Stickers

    Vroom! Zap! BONK. Defenestrate! 

    Batman has some pretty good stuff, but that whole "code of conduct" thing really cuts into some of the fun stuff he could spend his money on. This sticker is perfect for your giant death ray, murder jet or internet-enabled laptop computing device.

    Black on white vinyl, professionally silkscreened. 8.5″ × 2.75″.

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  • "I'm a Rocker. I Rock Out." Stickers

    "I'm a Rocker. I Rock Out." Stickers

    Do you rock out? Maybe you should label all your possessions so that everyone else knows it. Please note: Sticking this sticker over your mouth or guitar strings may impede your ability to project PURE ROCK.

    Black on white vinyl, professionally silkscreened. 5.5″ × 2.13″.

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  • Pocket Sweeties Volume 1

    Pocket Sweeties Volume 1

    Pocket Sweeties reprints more than 100 of the first DS comics, including strips that have never been seen online, character bios, an intro from rstevens and a foreword by John Allison. Pocket Sweeties is 112 pages of glossy, perfect bound full color. It measures 5.5" high by 5" wide- perfect for tossing in your pocket or reading on the subway.

    If you’re ordering the book personalized, I will be making it out to the first name on your shipping address unless told otherwise! Feel free to use the comment form when checking out in the store or email corrections to dieselsweeties at mac.com.

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  • CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! Book

    CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! Book

    CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! is 64 pages of definitive Red Robot cartoons selected from over 2,000 Diesel Sweeties comics. It’s a stand-alone book perfect for longtime fans, new readers and people with anger management problems.

    Also available: Crush All Humans t-shirts


    Personalized books can be ordered with or without your name- either way, I’ll be filling a page with apocalyptic murderbots.

    If you’re ordering the book personalized, Red will be threatening to CRUSH the first name on your shipping address unless I am told otherwise! Feel free to use the comment form when checking out in the store or email corrections to dieselsweeties at mac.com. “Signed with no name” will get a drawing but I’ll write “CRUSH ALL HU-MANS!” in there rather than your name.

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