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  • #BUTTS T-Shirt

    #BUTTS T-Shirt

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    Image is about eight inches wide and professionally silk screened in light blue glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts. 

    Blame Candice.

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  • #BUTTS Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    #BUTTS Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    Gently Loved Factory Second

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    I have a ton of mugs which, while perfectly good, are not insanely perfect. I have perfectionism... issues, so they've been building up. Can you give them home?

    They are: Slightly scuffed or have minor imperfections in the glazing. 

    They are not: Broken or misprinted.

    Standard size 11oz black coffee mug with blue print.

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  • #BUTTS Stickers

    #BUTTS Stickers

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    Professionally silk screened on durable vinyl. Sticker is 7.5" x 2.".

    Also available on a t-shirt.

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  • Great Job! Poop Emoji T-Shirt

    Great Job! Poop Emoji T-Shirt

    In stock now!

    You did it! You made the best of a shitty situation! Percival Peristalsis, the Positive Poop is proud of you. What better way to tell the world than with this t-shirt?

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in brown and white ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Glows in the dark!
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  • Great Job! Poop Emoji Dog Poop Bags

    Great Job! Poop Emoji Dog Poop Bags

    You did it! You! The hero!

    Yup, these are totally dog poop bags with an encouraging happy poo emoji praising you.

    Seriously, these are dog poop bags. They're made and printed in the USA from bio-based plastic and reclaimed resins. They are not compostable. (Maybe we'll do some of those in the future) They smell faintly of crayons. 

    Two rolls to a package. 15 bags to a roll.

    Also available on a t-shirt. Need more? Please email for bulk or wholesale order pricing.

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  • I Am Ten Ninjas T-Shirt

    I Am Ten Ninjas T-Shirt

    It's finally back and now it GLOWS IN THE DARK
    Limited run! In stock today.

    Not guaranteed to magically confer sneakiness upon the wearer! Originally presented in this comic.

    Black on white vinyl, professionally silkscreened. 10.5"x 2.5".

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  • Zaggy Starbucks Mug

    Zaggy Starbucks Mug

    There is a very special spider on Mars who loves coffee, tea and eating cereal out of a mug. He's a very handsome spider, so I drew him and put him on this mug so you can think about how cool he is when you have a sip.

    Standard size 11oz white coffee mug with full-color print.

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