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  • Mew! Reversible Kitty Butt T-shirt

    Mew! Reversible Kitty Butt T-shirt

    Last Call! Just $10 until they run out
    Cute or gross? It's the pink pixel that makes all the difference.
    Printed front and back on charcoal grey Hanes, graphite American Apparel & Bella dark heather grey tees.  Also available on a tote bag!
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  • Mew! Reversibly Shameless Kitty Butt Tote Bag

    Mew! Reversibly Shameless Kitty Butt Tote Bag

    Back in stock!

    Two sided print, three color front and four color back. It's the pink pixel that makes all the difference. Pictured alongside my Red Robot tote bag and also with a 15" Macbook Pro inside. 

    15.5" high by 12.5" wide. Recycled poly/PVC blend with a soft fabric finish. Also available on a t-shirt!

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  • Admiral Chubkins the Surliest Cat Mug

    Admiral Chubkins the Surliest Cat Mug

    A Hero Emerges

    The world's most powerful, vile cat gangster can now be harnessed to contain your fluids! Not like that.

    11oz standard coffee mug, professionally photo sublimation printed. Hand wash only.

    Also available on stickers!

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  • There is a Cat on the Internet! (Limited Edition Hardcover)

    There is a Cat on the Internet! (Limited Edition Hardcover)

    Computers! Friend to productivity. Cats! enemy of accomplishing anything. They meet in the middle in the pages of this meticulously remastered book of comics.

    136 pages, cloth hardcover with sexy endpapers. Published by my excellent friends at Oni Press.

     


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  • There is a Cat on the Internet! (Paperback)

    There is a Cat on the Internet! (Paperback)

    Hooray! It's here!

    Computers! Friend to productivity. Cats! enemy of accomplishing anything. They meet in the middle in the pages of this meticulously remastered book of comics.

    136 pages, softcover with a classy gloss. 8x8" square. Published by my excellent friends at Oni Press.

    PS: Free stickers!

     


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  • Music Elitism Venn Diagram Stickers

    Music Elitism Venn Diagram Stickers

    As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd!

    Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in math class was Venn Diagrams. Originally presented in this indie rock comic.

    Full color, durable vinyl. Sticker is approximately 4" x 3".

    Also available on a t-shirt.

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  • #BUTTS Stickers

    #BUTTS Stickers

    #BUTTS

    #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts 

    Professionally silk screened on durable vinyl. Sticker is 7.5" x 2.".

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  • Great Job! Poop Emoji Dog Poop Bags

    Great Job! Poop Emoji Dog Poop Bags

    You did it! You! The hero!

    Yup, these are totally dog poop bags with an encouraging happy poo emoji praising you.

    Seriously, these are dog poop bags. They're made and printed in the USA from bio-based plastic and reclaimed resins. They are not compostable. (Maybe we'll do some of those in the future) They smell faintly of crayons. 

    Two rolls to a package. 15 bags to a roll.

    Also available on a t-shirt. Need more? Please email for bulk or wholesale order pricing.

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  • Sophia & Dorothy & Blanche & Rose: The Original Girls Mug

    Sophia & Dorothy & Blanche & Rose: The Original Girls Mug

    Limited Quantity In Stock Now!

    Since the beginning of time, Girls have existed. Show your love for the ultimate expression of 20th century matriarchy with this delightful coffee mug.

    11oz pink coffee mug, professionally silk screened. 

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  • "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." Stickers

    "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." Stickers

    Backwards compatible with all Macs

    You remember the dark times. Back when having to learn 90s Linux or Windows 95 was a very scary possibility. When it was possible to sit in a Starbucks for twenty whole minutes and not see an Apple logo. If you told me Apple would get this huge back in the beleaguered era, I'd ask if you were a time traveler from an alternate future.

    Professionally silk screened on durable vinyl. Sticker is 5.5" x 2.75".

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  • Pixel Canada Stickers

    Pixel Canada Stickers

    May the maple be with you

    Maybe you take that Macbook Pro and make it into a Maplebook Pro. Maybe you want to take that Macbook Air and turn it into a Maplebook, Eh?

    I apologize for that joke.

    Professionally silk screened on durable vinyl. Sticker is 4.25" x 2.75".

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  • The Original Girls Stickers

    The Original Girls Stickers

    Thank you for being a friend

    Since the beginning of time, Girls have existed. Show your love for the ultimate expression of 20th century matriarchy with this delightful sticker.

    Professionally silk screened on durable vinyl. Sticker is 4" x 4".

    Also available on a t-shirt and coffee mugs!

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  • Words Have Meanings! Mug

    Words Have Meanings! Mug

    Seriously. If you don't know how to use a word, look it up. If you don't like what a word means, invent a new one. That's how language works.

    Originally from this comic. White ink professionally printed on 11oz standard coffee mugs.

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  • Zaggy Starbucks Stickers

    Zaggy Starbucks Stickers

    There is a very special pig on Mars. We know this because a Spider from Mars spun a web that said so. Opportunity got a picture before Spirit roved into it. First contact probably could have gone better. This t-shirt is a low-resolution photograph of the glyphs those Martian Spiders drew us. It is untranslatable in any Earth language.

    Full color, die cut vinyl. Sticker is 3" x 4".

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  • Almost There SECRET Stickers

    Almost There SECRET Stickers

    Almost there ... Stay on target ...  Allllmost there

    STAY ON TARGET

    I made myself one of these and everyone started yelling at me that they wanted one, so I'm gonna do a little run of them this week while things are quiet.

    3 colors, professionally silkscreened on durable vinyl. Sticker is 5.25" x 4".

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