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 If one tweet was ever to take over my life, I'm glad it was this one.

  • Fucking Coffee Mug

    Fucking Coffee Mug

    How Ultimate is this mug? ★★★★★ In stock now!

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations.

    White ink professionally printed on black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

    Also available as a travel mug.

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  • Admiral Chubkins the Surliest Cat Mug

    Admiral Chubkins the Surliest Cat Mug

    A Hero Emerges

    The world's most powerful, vile cat gangster can now be harnessed to contain your fluids! Not like that.

    11oz standard coffee mug, professionally photo sublimation printed. Hand wash only.

    Also available on stickers!

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  • "Did You Back Up Your Data Today?" Mug

    "Did You Back Up Your Data Today?" Mug

    Seriously, did you back up today?

    You back up regularly because your data is fragile and precious. Wouldn't it be nice to slightly smugly remind your friends and co-workers of this without having to say a single word?

    11oz standard coffee mug, professionally printed.

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  • "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." Coffee Mug

    "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." Coffee Mug

    BEIGE IS BACK!

    You remember the dark times. Back when having to learn 90s Linux or Windows 95 was a very scary possibility. When it was possible to sit in a Starbucks for twenty whole minutes and not see an Apple logo. If you told me Apple would get this huge back in the beleaguered era, I'd ask if you were a time traveler from an alternate future.

    Black ink professionally printed on almond/beige mugs. Also available on a t-shirt.

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  • Fucking Coffee 14oz Diner Mug

    Fucking Coffee 14oz Diner Mug

    Bigger, Thicker, Badder. 

    Gorgeous 14oz black diner mug. White ink professionally printed on black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations.

    Enjoy your Fucking Coffee on Google+

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  • Fucking Coffee Travel Mug

    Fucking Coffee Travel Mug

    More in stock in about two weeks

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations.

    Black ink professionally printed on black & stainless steel travel mugs with cool red buttons on the sippy part. 16oz, hand wash only. Originally from this tweet.

    Also available on black ceramic mugs.

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  • "Judge Me by My Size, Do You?" Espresso Mug

    "Judge Me by My Size, Do You?" Espresso Mug

    In stock now!

    Power is not measured by size. Brute strength is not always victorious. Express your force of will with this tiny pip of a warrior's vessel.

    3.5 oz dark green espresso mug, white print.

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  • Fucking Coffee Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    Fucking Coffee Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    I have a ton of mugs which, while perfectly good, are not insanely perfect. I have perfectionism... issues, so they've been building up. Problem is, I really need floor space to pack for Comicon.

    They are: Slightly scuffed or have minor imperfections in the glazing. 

    They are not: Broken or misprinted.

    Do you stare at your mug from less than a foot away? These are not for you. Do you enjoy drinking coffee with reckless abandon? You're gonna love 'em.

    White ink professionally printed on black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

    Also available as a travel mug.

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