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 If one tweet was ever to take over my life, I'm glad it was this one.

  • Fucking Coffee Mug

    Fucking Coffee Mug

    How Ultimate is this mug? ★★★★★ Back in stock!

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations.

    White ink professionally printed on 11 oz. black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

    Also available as a travel mug.

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  • Fucking Coffee Mega-Size Eco-Plastic Mug

    Fucking Coffee Mega-Size Eco-Plastic Mug

    It's made of ... corn? Delicious corn? How Fancy!

     

    Seriously, it's made of corn and not petroleum. It also happens to be the coolest, fanciest plastic you've ever sipped your coffee out of... and it's big!

    Gorgeous 16 oz black mug. White ink professionally printed on black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations. (Hand wash only, please!)

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  • Fucking Coffee Travel Mug

    Fucking Coffee Travel Mug

    BACK IN STOCK!

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations.

    Black ink professionally printed on black & stainless steel travel mugs with cool red buttons on the sippy part. 16oz, hand wash only. Originally from this tweet.

    Also available on black ceramic mugs.

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  • Admiral Chubkins the Surliest Cat Mug

    Admiral Chubkins the Surliest Cat Mug

    A Hero Emerges

    The world's most powerful, vile cat gangster can now be harnessed to contain your fluids! Not like that.

    11oz standard coffee mug, professionally photo sublimation printed. Hand wash only.

    Also available on stickers!

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  • "Judge Me by My Size, Do You?" Espresso Mug

    "Judge Me by My Size, Do You?" Espresso Mug

    In stock now!

    Power is not measured by size. Brute strength is not always victorious. Express your force of will with this tiny pip of a warrior's vessel.

    3.5 oz dark green espresso mug, white print.

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  • "Did You Back Up Your Data Today?" Mug

    "Did You Back Up Your Data Today?" Mug

    Seriously, did you back up today?

    You back up regularly because your data is fragile and precious. Wouldn't it be nice to slightly smugly remind your friends and co-workers of this without having to say a single word?

    11oz standard coffee mug, professionally printed.

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  • Fucking Coffee Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    Fucking Coffee Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    I have a ton of mugs which, while perfectly good, are not insanely perfect. I have perfectionism... issues, so they've been building up. Problem is, I really need floor space to pack for Comicon.

    They are: Slightly scuffed or have minor imperfections in the glazing. 

    They are not: Broken or misprinted.

    Do you stare at your mug from less than a foot away? These are not for you. Do you enjoy drinking coffee with reckless abandon? You're gonna love 'em.

    White ink professionally printed on black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

    Also available as a travel mug.

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  • Fucking Coffee 14oz Diner Mug

    Fucking Coffee 14oz Diner Mug

    They're back! Finally!

    Gorgeous 14oz black diner mug. White ink professionally printed on black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

     

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations.

    Enjoy your Fucking Coffee on Google+

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