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  • Fucking Coffee Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    Fucking Coffee Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    Gently Loved Factory Second

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations.

    I have a ton of mugs which, while perfectly good, are not insanely perfect. I have perfectionism... issues, so they've been building up. Can you give them home?

    They are: Slightly scuffed or have minor imperfections in the glazing. 

    They are not: Broken or misprinted.

    White ink professionally printed on black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

    Also available as a travel mug.

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  • Musical Elitism Venn Diagram Shirt (Music I Used to Like)

    Musical Elitism Venn Diagram Shirt (Music I Used to Like)

    As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd!

    Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in math class was Venn Diagrams. Originally presented in this indie rock comic.

    Blue, purple and red ink, lovingly silk screened on a black shirt. Image is approximately 9" across.

    Also available on stickers!

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  • Fucking Coffee Mug

    Fucking Coffee Mug

    How Ultimate is this mug? ★★★★★ Back in stock!

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations.

    White ink professionally printed on 11 oz. black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

    Also available as a travel mug.

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  • Pixel Skull Ringer Tee Shirt

    Pixel Skull Ringer Tee Shirt

    Back in stock!
    Sinister white Pixel Skull on black American Apparel ringer tee with white accented bits. Hand-printed by dangerous men onto excellent t-shirts.

    You may recognize this shirt from the movie version of “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” based on the books by Bryan Lee O’Malley. This is the actual shirt, not a crappy rip off.

    It's also available in more sizes (larger and women's!) as a non-ringer t-shirt here.

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  • Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt

    Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt

    Last call! $10 until they run out

    Bacon! Friend to mankind, scourge to mankind’s arteries. 1970s retro vogue meets 1990s retro veganism meets 2000s pre-retro ironicism. Originally presented in this salty, greasy, delicious comic.

    White design silk screened on a black t-shirt. You may have seen this shirt on Top Chef.

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  • Electric Sheep Shirt

    Electric Sheep Shirt

    Now you can watch C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate in this awesome t-shirt
    What do you dream of, Mr. Dick? Around these parts, we dream of Electric Sheep. Design originally appeared in this comic. Five-color print, silk-screened by androids onto charcoal grey shirts. Lead photography by Libby Bulloff.

    As seen on Evil Wil Wheaton in The Big Bang Theory.

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  • "Warning! Vehicle Transforms Into Robot" Stickers

    "Warning! Vehicle Transforms Into Robot" Stickers

    Back in stock!

    It’s really only fair to let other drivers on the road know that your car, truck, boat, bus, jet, biplane, jetski, locomotive or motorcycle could at any time turn into a huge fighting robot.

    Red and black on white vinyl, professionally silkscreened. 8.5″ × 2.75″.

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  • CRUSH ALL HUMANS! Shirt

    CRUSH ALL HUMANS! Shirt

    Last call! Just $13 until they run out.

    The Crush All Humans! shirt. Out of a week of seven days, it will describe your mood at least five times. We call those times “weekdays”. Celebrate Red Robot’s new book with his mantra on your torso.

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  • Cherry Pi Shirt

    Cherry Pi Shirt

    Limited quantity in stock now- Grab one before Pi Day!
    Pack it up, pack it in… let me begin counting! Pi may be the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter, but to us it’s an infinite dessert bar. White, green and red ink on black on a black shirt.
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  • Pixel Heart Socks

    Pixel Heart Socks

    Womens heart socks out of stock!

    Love! Life! Videogames! Wear your heart on your sleeve and your hit points on your legs. Available in one-size-fits most for men as well as knee socks for the ladies.

    I produced these with Sock It To Me, a crack squad of foot experts from Portland, Oregon. 75% Cotton, 20% Polyester, 5% Spandex.

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  • Pixel Skull Shirt

    Pixel Skull Shirt

    Sinister white on black American Apparel tee. Hand-printed by dangerous men onto excellent t-shirts.

    You may recognize this shirt from the hyperkinetic motion picture “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” based on the books by Bryan Lee O’Malley.

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  • I Square Pixels Shirt (grey)

    I Square Pixels Shirt (grey)

    I Love Pixels. Do You Love Pixels?

    Do you love videogames, draw tiny icons, build amazing interfaces, Photoshop the light fantastic or yearn for the days when computer graphics required a lot of imagination? You need this shirt.

    Two-color print, silk-screened by androids onto charcoal grey American Apparel, Gildan and Bella shirts.

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  • Chewie Is My Co-Pilot Shirt

    Chewie Is My Co-Pilot Shirt

    He's Home.

    Delicious chocolate-colored colored Hanes Beefy-T with a “Hyperspace White” print. If God’s not your co-pilot, perhaps this common nickname for Jesus is.

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  • "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." shirt

    "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." shirt

    You remember the dark times. Back when having to learn 90s Linux or Windows 95 was a very scary possibility. When it was possible to sit in a Starbucks for twenty whole minutes and not see an Apple logo. If you told me Apple would get this huge back in the beleaguered era, I'd ask if you were a time traveler from an alternate future.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white ink on 100% cotton black shirts.
    One more thing… it glows in the dark!
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  • Magical Math Muncher Mystery Shirt (Formerly known as Pac-Math)

    Magical Math Muncher Mystery Shirt (Formerly known as Pac-Math)

    SCORCHED EARTH DOOM ZONE! Last Chance! Only $6.66

    Clearance! I can't make these shirts anymore or show you the image… but astute pie chart fans will probably remember it from earlier this year or the Big Bang Theory. IN THE FUTURE, all t-shirts will require a knowledge of 1980s video games and basic mathematical concepts. Come live with us in the future… today.

     

    Yellow and white ink, lovingly silk screened on a black shirt. Image is approximately 10" across.

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  • "Fuck This." Ice Scraper

    "Fuck This." Ice Scraper

    IT IS TIME
    Seriously. I'm moving south. Or west. Screw this. I can't even. 9" recycled hard plastic ice scraper. Professionally printed, because we finally found a place that would actually take the job.

    Please email for wholesale inquiries.
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  • Planet Lunch Shirt

    Planet Lunch Shirt

    And lo' there came an ending. Last chance! $10 until they run out.
    Are you a comics geek? Do you enjoy a good buffet once in a while? Are you proud of these two seemingly unrelated hobbies? Show the world.

    Galactic Magenta and white on a black shirt. Print is about 9" wide.

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  • It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil Shirt

    It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil Shirt

    Learning is back and it’s still super evil

    The more you know, the more you can use it against people. Originally presented in this comic. White design silk hand-screened on a black t-shirt.

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  • Joe Biden Fan Club Shirt

    Joe Biden Fan Club Shirt

    HE'S BACK!

    The world’s first adorable Vice-President? Fun uncle you always wished for? Smooth dude? International foreign policy expert par excellence? A big fucking deal?

    Show your love for Barack’s go-to guy by joining his fan club.

    Image is about 6.5" wide and professionally silk screened in grey, white and light blue on 100% cotton black shirts.

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  • Invisible Giraffe Shirt

    Invisible Giraffe Shirt

    Most sizes in stock!

    Do you see a giraffe? I don’t see a giraffe. Giraffes are very good at hiding on Planet Goldenrod. If you do not love giraffes, I recommend having a doctor check to see if someone has stolen your heart.

    Two-color hand-silkscreened print on American Apparel sunshine men’s and women’s tees.

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  • "I'm Not Unemployed. I'm NSFW." Shirt

    "I'm Not Unemployed. I'm NSFW." Shirt

    Back in stock!

    One of the jokes I tell people after eight years working for myself as a webcartoonist is that I'm probably not able to work a normal job anymore. Eight hours a day with a break for lunch? The ability to blame other people for my mistakes? Does not compute! (and I do not commute)

    This little tale may or may not apply to your situation, but I wish you the best in dealing with it. If you ever get the chance to be self-employed, you should go for it. You'll work your ass off and never look back.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white on 100% cotton black shirts. Originally from this tweet.

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  • Pixel Canada Shirt

    Pixel Canada Shirt

    The North will rise again! Pixel Maple leaf lovingly printed in white on deep red shirts.

    Photography by Libby Bulloff.

    Also available as a sticker!

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  • Fucking Coffee Travel Mug

    Fucking Coffee Travel Mug

    BACK IN STOCK!

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations.

    Black ink professionally printed on black & stainless steel travel mugs with cool red buttons on the sippy part. 16oz, hand wash only. Originally from this tweet.

    Also available on black ceramic mugs.

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  • Almost There (Secret) Shirt

    Almost There (Secret) Shirt

    Almost there... Stay on target... Allllmost there

    STAY ON TARGET

    I made myself one of these and everyone started yelling at me that they wanted one, so I'm gonna do a little run of them this week while things are quiet.

    Professionally silk screened on black American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. Image is about 9" wide. Red and *glow yellow* ink. Ships in about 5-8 business days.

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  • Pixel Sock Super Pack!

    Pixel Sock Super Pack!

    Save about $10-$12 per pack!

    Three women's knee socks or four men's crew socks for one low price! (One of every sock I've designed that I still have in stock, except for the D20 dice.)

    Men's crew sock packs include: Pixel heart, skulls, owls & D20.

    Women's knee sock packs include: Pixel skull, D20 & Giant Red Robot.

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  • Comics Are For Everybody Shirt

    Comics Are For Everybody Shirt

    Last call! I have just a few left.
    Light grey print, professionally silk-screened onto charcoal grey shirts. Image is approximately 9" wide. 

     

    Sizing FYI: Hanes Beefy-Ts are standard mens shirts. Bella tees are a stretchier, more true womens fit. American Apparel tees run a little small and are fitted, so size accordingly.

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  • CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! Book

    CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! Book

    CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! is 64 pages of definitive Red Robot cartoons selected from over 2,000 Diesel Sweeties comics. It’s a stand-alone book perfect for longtime fans, new readers and people with anger management problems.

    Also available: Crush All Humans t-shirts



    Personalized books can be ordered with or without your name- either way, I’ll be filling a page with apocalyptic murderbots.

    If you’re ordering the book personalized, Red will be threatening to CRUSH the first name on your shipping address unless I am told otherwise! Feel free to use the comment form when checking out in the store or email corrections to dieselsweeties at mac.com. “Signed with no name” will get a drawing but I’ll write “CRUSH ALL HU-MANS!” in there rather than your name.

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  • Robot Juice Pixelated Coffee Shirt

    Robot Juice Pixelated Coffee Shirt

    IT'S BACK!

    Did you know that approximately 10% of Earth's caffeine passes through my body in a given day? It's probably true. Someone should commission a study.

    This shirt represents the platonic ideal of fresh coffee on the go. It's an understated four-color design silk screened on black shirts. If there were ever a cultural icon you needed to wear on your body, this is the one.

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  • Nothing Is Any Good If Other People Like It Shirt

    Nothing Is Any Good If Other People Like It Shirt

    As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd!

    Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in math class was Venn Diagrams. Originally presented in this indie rock comic.

    White ink lovingly silk screened on Hanes Maroon Beefy-Ts and Cranberry American Apparel shirts. Image is approximately 9" across. Screenshot borrowed from Hide Your Arms.

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  • Mix Tape Shirt

    Mix Tape Shirt

    Parties go a lot smoother with a clearly-labelled DJ. There’s space inside the image area to customize it and name your mix with a laundry marker if you like.

    Two colors hand-screened onto black shirts.

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  • Giant Red Robot Socks!

    Giant Red Robot Socks!

    Men's Giant Red Robots Temporarily Out of Stock

    Giant Robots! Terrifying, brutal and wonderful, they are a part of our world you never want to see from underfoot. Put them on your own feet and pass the mecha-destructive love on to smaller animals.

    I produced these with Sock It To Me, a crack squad of foot experts from Portland, Oregon. 75% Cotton, 20% Polyester, 5% Spandex.

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  • I Square Pixels Shirt (black)

    I Square Pixels Shirt (black)

    Also available on grey shirts.

    Do you love videogames, draw tiny icons, build amazing interfaces, Photoshop the light fantastic or yearn for the days when computer graphics required a lot of imagination? You need this shirt.

    I made a low resolution to myself this year to make shirts I really need to wear. You’re looking at my new comic convention uniform.

    Two-color print, silk-screened by androids onto black American Apparel, Gildan and Bella shirts.

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  • "Fuck It" SWEATPANTS!

    "Fuck It" SWEATPANTS!

    Back in stock!

    Nobody else gets to ruin your day. Fuck it. You're done being a grown-up for the week. Fuck it. Everything is better when you don't give a shit. Fuck it.

    Unisex / mens fit - 50% cotton, 50% polyester preshrunk fleece. Yes, they have pockets, but you don't have to do anything responsible with them. They're thick and loose, not slim-fit.

    And they glow in the dark! Design by Chris Piascik.
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  • I Love Robots Shirt

    I Love Robots Shirt

    Freshly reprinted!

    Technophilia isn’t illegal yet. We’ll leave the judgments on its morality up to you.

    Available on black Hanes Beefy-T and American Apparel Fine Jersey Tees.

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  • "I'm A Rocker. I Rock Out." Shirt

    "I'm A Rocker. I Rock Out." Shirt

    I've got a few extra shirts from the preorder- not all sizes in stock.

    My original t-shirt, first printed on stone t-shirts because that is simultaneously a weak joke about rock and olden-ness. Due to folks asking for a reprint so they can get a fresh copy, I'm taking preorders for one week and having them printed to order.

    White ink on navy blue shirts, the original is still the champ. Originally presented in this comic.

    Screen-printed by hand by honest to God rock gods.

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  • Play Old Video Games Shirt

    Play Old Video Games Shirt

    Miss Ms. Pac-Man? Crying over Q*Bert? Still consider Zaxxon to be a serious 3-D game? Consider this shirt’s two shades of green as a balm for your Pong-loving soul. Perfect for the nostalgic gamer.

    Two shades of green professionally silkscreened on black shirts.

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  • Mew! Reversibly Shameless Kitty Butt Tote Bag

    Mew! Reversibly Shameless Kitty Butt Tote Bag

    Back in stock!

    Two sided print, three color front and four color back. It's the pink pixel that makes all the difference. Pictured alongside my Red Robot tote bag and also with a 15" Macbook Pro inside. 

    15.5" high by 12.5" wide. Recycled poly/PVC blend with a soft fabric finish. Also available on a t-shirt!

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  • Mew! Reversible Kitty Butt T-shirt

    Mew! Reversible Kitty Butt T-shirt

    Last Call! Just $10 until they run out
    Cute or gross? It's the pink pixel that makes all the difference.
    Printed front and back on charcoal grey Hanes, graphite American Apparel & Bella dark heather grey tees.  Also available on a tote bag!
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  • Pretty Deadly Shirt (grey)

    Pretty Deadly Shirt (grey)

    Ginny is death and death is awesome. 

    Art by Emma Rios. Pretty Deadly is an excellent new comic book by Kelly Sue DeConnick and Emma Rios which is published by Image Comics.

    Black print, professionally silk-screened onto charcoal grey shirts. Image is approximately 10" wide.

    Sizing FYI: Hanes Beefy-Ts are standard mens shirts. Bella tees are a stretchier, more true womens fit. American Apparel tees run a little small and are fitted, so size accordingly.

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  • #BUTTS T-Shirt

    #BUTTS T-Shirt

    #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS#BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS 

    Image is about eight inches wide and professionally silk screened in light blue glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts. 

    Blame Candice.

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  • QRobot Shirt - Last Chance!

    QRobot Shirt - Last Chance!

    $13 Last Chance! I'm making space for more robots.

    I'm not explaining this one. I respect your ability as a geek to figure it out.

    Image is about 9" wide and professionally silk screened in three colors including glow-in-the-dark white on 100% cotton black shirts. Sorry, men's shirts only on this one for technical reasons.

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  • Science Gangster Shirt

    Science Gangster Shirt

    Barely controlled and rarely safe, science has sent us to collect her protection money. Enjoy making your friends run screaming from your radioactive perforation mechanism!

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in light blue glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Brought to you by Warren with design by Ariana.
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  • PLUSH ALL HU-MANS Red Robot Squishable

    PLUSH ALL HU-MANS Red Robot Squishable

    Holy cutes! Produced in extremely limited quantities by the fair trade toy gurus at Squishable, this chubby little Red Robot wants to get close to your heart… so he can tear it out with love.


    Please note: These little guys are hand made and have tiny variations from toy to toy. But every single one is awesome.

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  • Pocket Sweeties Volume 1

    Pocket Sweeties Volume 1

    Pocket Sweeties reprints more than 100 of the first DS comics, including strips that have never been seen online, character bios, an intro from rstevens and a foreword by John Allison. Pocket Sweeties is 112 pages of glossy, perfect bound full color. It measures 5.5" high by 5" wide- perfect for tossing in your pocket or reading on the subway.


    If you’re ordering the book personalized, I will be making it out to the first name on your shipping address unless told otherwise! Feel free to use the comment form when checking out in the store or email corrections to dieselsweeties at mac.com.

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  • Pride of the Resistance (Secret) Shirt

    Pride of the Resistance (Secret) Shirt

    I HAVE ACCEPTED A SECRET MISSION

    But I need your help!

    General Leia has given me a /secret/ mission to make a t-shirt for Poe and Finn's wedding! But the hardscrabble Resistance needs help getting the credits together to print such a glorious design... that's where you come in.

    This glorious garment is professionally silk screened on black Hanes Beefy-T, Bella 1001 tees and American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. Image is about 8.5" wide. Six colors! 

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  • Fucking Coffee DINER Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    Fucking Coffee DINER Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    PLEASE! Limit one per order! :: I only have a few :: Normally $16.50

    Gorgeous 14oz black diner mug. White ink professionally printed on black mugs.  Originally from this tweet.

    I have a ton of mugs which, while perfectly good, are not insanely perfect. I have perfectionism... issues, so they've been building up.

    They are: Slightly scuffed or have minor imperfections in the glazing. 

    They are not: Broken or misprinted.

    Do you stare at your mug from less than a foot away? These are not for you. Do you enjoy drinking coffee with reckless abandon? You're gonna love 'em.

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  • Doctor Whisky Shirt from Warren Ellis (black)

    Doctor Whisky Shirt from Warren Ellis (black)

    Glows in the dark! Just like you do after a few nips of single malt

    In Stock Now

    The peaty brain surgeon you can trust to delicately slice away your troubles. Doctor Whisky accepts all popular forms of tribute and only rarely completely ruins lives with a single treatment. 

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Brought to you by Warren with design by Ariana.
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  • O.G.: Original Girls shirt

    O.G.: Original Girls shirt

    Thank you for being a friend!
    Since the beginning of time, Girls have existed. Show your love for the ultimate expression of 20th century matriarchy with this delightful t-shirt.
    Glow-in-the-dark white ink on Teal Hanes Beefy-T, teal American Apparel mens 2001 & classic girl 2102, and true royal Bella 1001 shirts. Also available on a coffee mug!
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  • Five Dollar Surprise Shirts (Bella Womens)

    Five Dollar Surprise Shirts (Bella Womens)

    When they're gone, they're gone! We reserve the right to add extra shirts if we have spares in your size and they fit in the mailer.

    Not all styles are shown. If you have a favorite discontinued shirt, feel free to ask for it in the order comments. No promises, but we'll look for it!

    Bella shirts! For ladies!

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  • GONK GONK Power Posse Shirt

    GONK GONK Power Posse Shirt

    Surprise! Super-Limited Run.

    The background joke that just won’t stay in the background. Show your respect for the chattiest battery that ever was by wearing him over your heart.

    GLOW-IN-THE-DARK white ink on a Black Hanes Beefy-T, Bella baby doll or American Apparel shirts. Image is approximately 6" wide.

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  • Fuck It Brand Ashtray

    Fuck It Brand Ashtray

    Super-Limited Test Run! I have about fifty of these right now.

    "Fuck it" is a thing I've been wanting to make for years. We all get stuck in procrastination and self-doubt sometimes. It's impossible not to. I've found that almost every time I've actually gotten something done, it's been when I said "Fuck it" and just jumped right in.

    I don't smoke, but felt that no single item better represented learning to let go in the face of all evidence to the contrary quite like ashtrays. Should this logo go on other items? Let me know what you think. (email, Twitter)

    White ink professionally printed on black glass ashtrays. 4 1/4" diameter. Artwork by the unbelievably excellent Chris Piascik, who also doesn't smoke.

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  • "Judge Me by My Size, Do You?" Espresso Mug

    "Judge Me by My Size, Do You?" Espresso Mug

    In stock now!

    Power is not measured by size. Brute strength is not always victorious. Express your force of will with this tiny pip of a warrior's vessel.

    3.5 oz dark green espresso mug, white print.

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  • Pretty Deadly Shirt (dusty mauve)

    Pretty Deadly Shirt (dusty mauve)

    Ginny is death and death is awesome. 

    Art by Emma Rios. Pretty Deadly is an excellent new comic book by Kelly Sue DeConnick and Emma Rios which is published by Image Comics.

    Black print, professionally silk-screened onto mauve American Apparel shirts. Image is approximately 10" wide.

    Sizing FYI: American Apparel tees run a little small and are fitted, so size accordingly.

    Color FYI: The Bella variant is "lilac" and a little bit brighter and pinker.

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  • Great Job! Poop Emoji Dog Poop Bags

    Great Job! Poop Emoji Dog Poop Bags

    You did it! You! The hero!

    Yup, these are totally dog poop bags with an encouraging happy poo emoji praising you.

    Seriously, these are dog poop bags. They're made and printed in the USA from bio-based plastic and reclaimed resins. They are not compostable. (Maybe we'll do some of those in the future) They smell faintly of crayons. 

    Two rolls to a package. 15 bags to a roll.

    Also available on a t-shirt. Need more? Please email for bulk or wholesale order pricing.

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  • Bad At Tumbler Shirt

    Bad At Tumbler Shirt

    I hope you "heart" and "reboggle" this shirt. Put it on and take it off and pass it to your friends. Give it a fandom. I'm always angry, Cap.

    Professionally screen-printed on Galaxy Blue American Apparel tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 9" wide.

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