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  • Electric Sheep Shirt

    Electric Sheep Shirt

    Now you can watch C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate in this awesome t-shirt
    What do you dream of, Mr. Dick? Around these parts, we dream of Electric Sheep. Design originally appeared in this comic. Five-color print, silk-screened by androids onto charcoal grey shirts. Lead photography by Libby Bulloff.

    As seen on Evil Wil Wheaton in The Big Bang Theory.

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  • Cherry Pi Shirt

    Cherry Pi Shirt

    Limited quantity in stock now- Grab one before Pi Day!
    Pack it up, pack it in… let me begin counting! Pi may be the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter, but to us it’s an infinite dessert bar. White, green and red ink on black on a black shirt.
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  • I Love Robots Shirt

    I Love Robots Shirt

    Freshly reprinted!

    Technophilia isn’t illegal yet. We’ll leave the judgments on its morality up to you.

    Available on black Hanes Beefy-T and American Apparel Fine Jersey Tees.

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  • PLUSH ALL HU-MANS Red Robot Squishable

    PLUSH ALL HU-MANS Red Robot Squishable

    Holy cutes! Produced in extremely limited quantities by the fair trade toy gurus at Squishable, this chubby little Red Robot wants to get close to your heart… so he can tear it out with love.


    Please note: These little guys are hand made and have tiny variations from toy to toy. But every single one is awesome.

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  • Pixel Skull Shirt

    Pixel Skull Shirt

    Sinister white on black American Apparel tee. Hand-printed by dangerous men onto excellent t-shirts.

    You may recognize this shirt from the hyperkinetic motion picture “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” based on the books by Bryan Lee O’Malley.

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  • "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." shirt

    "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." shirt

    You remember the dark times. Back when having to learn 90s Linux or Windows 95 was a very scary possibility. When it was possible to sit in a Starbucks for twenty whole minutes and not see an Apple logo. If you told me Apple would get this huge back in the beleaguered era, I'd ask if you were a time traveler from an alternate future.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white ink on 100% cotton black shirts.
    One more thing… it glows in the dark!
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  • Space Demon From Beyond Pluto (Limited Reprint!)

    Space Demon From Beyond Pluto (Limited Reprint!)

    Back for one week! Pre-order until July 22, prints about a week later.
    Evil flies like a demon and screams in a vacuum– scare friends, neighbors and Force-users alike with this delightful garment. Originally from this comic.
    Charcoal grey Hanes, graphite American Apparel & Bella dark heather grey tees with a black image of the most terrifying denizen of a galaxy far, far away. No text on this shirt, just image.

     

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  • Pretty Deadly Shirt (grey)

    Pretty Deadly Shirt (grey)

    Ginny is death and death is awesome. 

    Art by Emma Rios. Pretty Deadly is an excellent new comic book by Kelly Sue DeConnick and Emma Rios which is published by Image Comics.

    Black print, professionally silk-screened onto charcoal grey shirts. Image is approximately 10" wide.

    Sizing FYI: Hanes Beefy-Ts are standard mens shirts. Bella tees are a stretchier, more true womens fit. American Apparel tees run a little small and are fitted, so size accordingly.

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  • Pretty Deadly Shirt (dusty mauve)

    Pretty Deadly Shirt (dusty mauve)

    Ginny is death and death is awesome. 

    Art by Emma Rios. Pretty Deadly is an excellent new comic book by Kelly Sue DeConnick and Emma Rios which is published by Image Comics.

    Black print, professionally silk-screened onto mauve American Apparel shirts. Image is approximately 10" wide.

    Sizing FYI: American Apparel tees run a little small and are fitted, so size accordingly.

    Color FYI: The Bella variant is "lilac" and a little bit brighter and pinker.

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  • Mew! Reversible Kitty Butt T-shirt

    Mew! Reversible Kitty Butt T-shirt

    Last Call! Just $10 until they run out
    Cute or gross? It's the pink pixel that makes all the difference.
    Printed front and back on charcoal grey Hanes, graphite American Apparel & Bella dark heather grey tees.  Also available on a tote bag!
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  • O.G.: Original Girls shirt

    O.G.: Original Girls shirt

    Thank you for being a friend!
    Since the beginning of time, Girls have existed. Show your love for the ultimate expression of 20th century matriarchy with this delightful t-shirt.
    Glow-in-the-dark white ink on Teal Hanes Beefy-T, teal American Apparel mens 2001 & classic girl 2102, and true royal Bella 1001 shirts. Also available on a coffee mug!
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  • FAVES NOT LIKES shirt

    FAVES NOT LIKES shirt

    ⭐️ Just a few left! ⭐️

    Twitter is changing the favorite star to a like heart. You know what? Fuck the Facebook-ization of the world.

    Image is about eight inches wide and professionally silk screened in 3 colors ink on 100% cotton black shirts.
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  • Zaggy Starbucks Shirt: Unplugged

    Zaggy Starbucks Shirt: Unplugged

    Limited run! In stock now. Grab one while they last.

    There is a very special pig on Mars. We know this because a Spider from Mars spun a web that said so. Opportunity got a picture before Spirit roved into it. First contact probably could have gone better. This t-shirt is a low-resolution photograph of the glyphs those Martian Spiders drew us. It is untranslatable in any Earth language.

    Four colors, hand-screened on a myriad of American Apparel black shirts. It only seemed appropriate. Inspired in part by this comic.

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