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If one tweet was ever to take over my life, I'm glad it was this one.

  • Fucking Coffee Mug

    Fucking Coffee Mug

    How Ultimate is this mug? ★★★★★

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations.

    White ink professionally printed on black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

    Also available as a travel mug.

    Enjoy your Fucking Coffee on Google+ More info and photos...

    Mens/Womens Please Choose a Size:

  • Fucking Coffee Porcelain Travel Tumbler

    Fucking Coffee Porcelain Travel Tumbler

    Say Hello to the Model "X". Hot damn.

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations.

    This is one sexy travel mug. Porcelain double-walled thermal cup with silicone top. BPA-free. SO NICE. 11oz capacity. White ink professionally printed on black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

    Enjoy your Fucking Coffee on Google+

    Warning to international peeps: This mug's pretty heavy and the shipping winds up being more. Sorry. The 11oz standard mug and metal travel mugs are lighter.

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  • Fucking Coffee Travel Mug

    Fucking Coffee Travel Mug

    Back in stock!

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations.

    Black ink professionally printed on black & stainless steel travel mugs with cool red buttons on the sippy part. 16oz, hand wash only. Originally from this tweet.

    Also available on black ceramic mugs.

    More info and photos...

    Mens/Womens Please Choose a Size:

  • Fucking Coffee 14oz Diner Mug

    Fucking Coffee 14oz Diner Mug

    Bigger, Thicker, Badder. 

    Gorgeous 14oz black diner mug. White ink professionally printed on black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations.

    Enjoy your Fucking Coffee on Google+

    More info and photos...

    Mens/Womens Please Choose a Size:

  • "Judge Me by My Size, Do You?" Espresso Mug

    "Judge Me by My Size, Do You?" Espresso Mug

    In stock now!

    Power is not measured by size. Brute strength is not always victorious. Express your force of will with this tiny pip of a warrior's vessel.

    3.5 oz dark green espresso mug, white print.

    More info and photos...

    Mens/Womens Please Choose a Size:

  • Fucking Coffee Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    Fucking Coffee Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    I have a ton of mugs which, while perfectly good, are not insanely perfect. I have perfectionism... issues, so they've been building up. Problem is, I really need floor space to pack for Comicon.

    They are: Slightly scuffed or have minor imperfections in the glazing. 

    They are not: Broken or misprinted.

    Do you stare at your mug from less than a foot away? These are not for you. Do you enjoy drinking coffee with reckless abandon? You're gonna love 'em.

    White ink professionally printed on black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

    Also available as a travel mug.

    More info and photos...

    Mens/Womens Please Choose a Size:

  • Fucking Coffee DINER Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    Fucking Coffee DINER Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    PLEASE! Limit one per order! :: I only have a couple dozen :: Normally $16.50

    Gorgeous 14oz black diner mug. White ink professionally printed on black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

    I have a ton of mugs which, while perfectly good, are not insanely perfect. I have perfectionism... issues, so they've been building up.

    They are: Slightly scuffed or have minor imperfections in the glazing. 

    They are not: Broken or misprinted.

    Do you stare at your mug from less than a foot away? These are not for you. Do you enjoy drinking coffee with reckless abandon? You're gonna love 'em.

    More info and photos...

    Mens/Womens Please Choose a Size:

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