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  • "Fuck It" SWEATPANTS!

    "Fuck It" SWEATPANTS!

    Back in stock!

    Nobody else gets to ruin your day. Fuck it. You're done being a grown-up for the week. Fuck it. Everything is better when you don't give a shit. Fuck it.

    Unisex / mens fit - 50% cotton, 50% polyester preshrunk fleece. Yes, they have pockets, but you don't have to do anything responsible with them. They're thick and loose, not slim-fit.

    And they glow in the dark! Design by Chris Piascik.
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  • "Fuck It" Shirt

    "Fuck It" Shirt

    Nobody else gets to ruin your day. Fuck it. You're done being a grown-up for the week. Fuck it. Everything is better when you don't give a shit. Fuck it.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Glows in the dark! Design by Chris Piascik.
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  • Three Owls Squared Hoodie

    Three Owls Squared Hoodie

    Limited run! Super limited, actually.

    Three owls times three owls equals one cute hoodie. 

    This is a super cuddly American Apparel California Fleece Pullover hoodies ( #5495), just like I wear under my jacket every day in the winter. These run small, so go up a size if you're not sure!

    Three colors, professionally silk screened. You may recognize this owl from these owl socks.

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  • Fucking Coffee Mega-Size Eco-Plastic Mug

    Fucking Coffee Mega-Size Eco-Plastic Mug

    It's made of ... corn? Delicious corn? How Fancy!

     

    Seriously, it's made of corn and not petroleum. It also happens to be the coolest, fanciest plastic you've ever sipped your coffee out of... and it's big!

    Gorgeous 16 oz black mug. White ink professionally printed on black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations. (Hand wash only, please!)

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  • Fucking Coffee Mug

    Fucking Coffee Mug

    How Ultimate is this mug? ★★★★★ Back in stock!

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations.

    White ink professionally printed on 11 oz. black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

    Also available as a travel mug.

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  • "Fuck This." Ice Scraper

    "Fuck This." Ice Scraper

    IT IS TIME
    Seriously. I'm moving south. Or west. Screw this. I can't even. 9" recycled hard plastic ice scraper. Professionally printed, because we finally found a place that would actually take the job.

    Please email for wholesale inquiries.
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  • Fuck It Brand Ashtray (Gently loved factory second)

    Fuck It Brand Ashtray (Gently loved factory second)

    Slightly imperfect, but super cheap and you're gonna get cigarette in them anyway.

    "Fuck it" is a thing I've been wanting to make for years. We all get stuck in procrastination and self-doubt sometimes. It's impossible not to. I've found that almost every time I've actually gotten something done, it's been when I said "Fuck it" and just jumped right in.

    I don't smoke, but felt that no single item better represented learning to let go in the face of all evidence to the contrary quite like ashtrays. Should this logo go on other items? Let me know what you think. (email, Twitter)

    White ink professionally printed on black glass ashtrays. 4 1/4" diameter. Artwork by the unbelievably excellent Chris Piascik, who also doesn't smoke.

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  • Fucking Coffee Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    Fucking Coffee Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    Gently Loved Factory Second

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations.

    I have a ton of mugs which, while perfectly good, are not insanely perfect. I have perfectionism... issues, so they've been building up. Can you give them home?

    They are: Slightly scuffed or have minor imperfections in the glazing. 

    They are not: Broken or misprinted.

    White ink professionally printed on black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

    Also available as a travel mug.

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  • BREAD BY DAWN Chainsaw Oven Mitt

    BREAD BY DAWN Chainsaw Oven Mitt

    I'm ALL RIGHT. Are you all right?
    Guaranteed (probably) not to possess your hand and attack you when you put it on. 

    Professionally screen printed in red on the non-business end of a standard-sized, quality oven mitt!
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  • Fucking Coffee DINER Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    Fucking Coffee DINER Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    PLEASE! Limit one per order! :: I only have a few :: Normally $16.50

    Gorgeous 14oz black diner mug. White ink professionally printed on black mugs.  Originally from this tweet.

    I have a ton of mugs which, while perfectly good, are not insanely perfect. I have perfectionism... issues, so they've been building up.

    They are: Slightly scuffed or have minor imperfections in the glazing. 

    They are not: Broken or misprinted.

    Do you stare at your mug from less than a foot away? These are not for you. Do you enjoy drinking coffee with reckless abandon? You're gonna love 'em.

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