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Who doesn’t love glow-in-the dark shirts and panties? Everything we can justify glowing, GLOWS.

  • #BUTTS T-Shirt

    #BUTTS T-Shirt

    #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS#BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS 

    Image is about eight inches wide and professionally silk screened in light blue glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts. 

    Blame Candice.

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  • Pixel Android T-Shirt

    Pixel Android T-Shirt

    He's cute! He's green! I've arbitrarily assigned him a gender so you can empathize with him!

    Big, bold glow-in-the-dark green design professionally silk screened onto black t-shirts.

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  • O.G.: Original Girls shirt

    O.G.: Original Girls shirt

    Thank you for being a friend!
    Since the beginning of time, Girls have existed. Show your love for the ultimate expression of 20th century matriarchy with this delightful t-shirt.
    Glow-in-the-dark white ink on Teal Hanes Beefy-T, teal American Apparel mens 2001 & classic girl 2102, and true royal Bella 1001 shirts. Also available on a coffee mug!
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  • There's Never Been a Better Time to Worship Satan Shirt

    There's Never Been a Better Time to Worship Satan Shirt

    HAIL SATAN

    Satan! A good idea in need of better branding, or the best brand in need of a little goodness? Show your allegiance for the light-bringer with this delightful t-shirt.

    Professionally silk-screened in black and glow-in-the-dark white ink on red shirts.

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  • Bad At Tumbler Shirt

    Bad At Tumbler Shirt

    I hope you "heart" and "reboggle" this shirt. Put it on and take it off and pass it to your friends. Give it a fandom. I'm always angry, Cap.

    Professionally screen-printed on Galaxy Blue American Apparel tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 9" wide.

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  • "I'm Not Unemployed. I'm NSFW." Shirt

    "I'm Not Unemployed. I'm NSFW." Shirt

    Back in stock!

    One of the jokes I tell people after eight years working for myself as a webcartoonist is that I'm probably not able to work a normal job anymore. Eight hours a day with a break for lunch? The ability to blame other people for my mistakes? Does not compute! (and I do not commute)

    This little tale may or may not apply to your situation, but I wish you the best in dealing with it. If you ever get the chance to be self-employed, you should go for it. You'll work your ass off and never look back.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white on 100% cotton black shirts. Originally from this tweet.

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  • "Cosima is my Co-Pilot" Shirt

    "Cosima is my Co-Pilot" Shirt

    Welcome to Clone Club, Clonekateers! I admit, I don't get into TV shows very often, but I'm obsessed with Orphan Black. Bet you can't guess who my favorite clone is!

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white ink on 100% cotton black shirts.
    Glows in the dark for covert ops and late-night science!
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  • GONE VIRAL Shirt

    GONE VIRAL Shirt

    Have you ever GONE VIRAL? It's OK. We won't tell anyone. The last thing we need is to cause irrational fear and group mania on the internet.

    Image is about ten inches tall and professionally silk screened in toxic green glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Brought to you by Warren with design by rstevens.
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  • Science Gangster Shirt

    Science Gangster Shirt

    Barely controlled and rarely safe, science has sent us to collect her protection money. Enjoy making your friends run screaming from your radioactive perforation mechanism!

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in light blue glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Brought to you by Warren with design by Ariana.
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  • "I'd Rather Be Working" Shirt

    "I'd Rather Be Working" Shirt

    Whatever I'm doing, if it's not working I'd probably Rather Be Working.

    This shirt is specifically designed for workaholics to wear on vacation. It glows in the dark, so you can even wear it to bars and other inexplicably popular nighttime situations.

    Image is about 11" wide and professionally silk screened in glow-in-the-dark white on 100% cotton black shirts. 

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  • I Am Ten Ninjas T-Shirt

    I Am Ten Ninjas T-Shirt

    It's finally back and now it GLOWS IN THE DARK
    Limited run! In stock today.

    Not guaranteed to magically confer sneakiness upon the wearer! Originally presented in this comic.

    Black on white vinyl, professionally silkscreened. 10.5"x 2.5".

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  • David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Purple)

    David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Purple)

    Limited run! Grab one while they last.

    Happy birthday, you sexy space wizard. (and me!) Show your dedication to the world's most prolific cosmic elf mage with this GLOW-IN-THE-DARK t-shirt.

    Professionally screen-printed on eggplant American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 10" wide on mens, slightly smaller on womens.

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  • David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Coral)

    David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Coral)

    Limited run! Grab one while they last.

    Happy birthday, you sexy space wizard. (and me!) Show your dedication to the world's most prolific cosmic elf mage with this GLOW-IN-THE-DARK t-shirt.

    Professionally screen-printed on coral American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 10" wide on mens, slightly smaller on womens.

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