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Who doesn’t love glow-in-the dark shirts and panties? Everything we can justify glowing, GLOWS.


  • Pixelsaurus Ex Shirt

    Pixelsaurus Ex Shirt

    $12 Clearance-a-geddon! Grab 'em while they last!

    Asteroid? Ice Age? Texting while driving? Who cares! When you’re dead, you’re dead. In the meantime, live your life like a dinosaur.

    Glow-in-the-dark white ink massively fossilized onto black t-shirts of every type. Even kids sizes!

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  • Secret Kisses Shirt, Herschl the Hook-Up Hare Edition

    Secret Kisses Shirt, Herschl the Hook-Up Hare Edition

    $11 Clearance-a-geddon! Grab 'em while they last!
    (Herschl only. Tinker is sticking around.)

    We know you don’t actually need help getting people to kiss you. What you need is help speeding up the process! Getting the word out! Advertising!

    Here’s how it works: We print the design in white ink on a black t-shirt. Then, we print OVER the design with white glow ink… except for the secret message. When you expose it to a black light or take it into the dark, you can both see the design AND read the message. Sexy Genius.

    Also available in Tinker the True Love Tortoise edition.

    White & glow-in-the-dark ink on black shirt.

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  • Secret Kisses Shirt, Tinker The True Love Tortoise Edition

    Secret Kisses Shirt, Tinker The True Love Tortoise Edition

    Making the first move isn’t easy. Lots of people spend years secretly lusting for someone, completely unable to say how they feel. Sometimes these people die alone and unloved!

    This extremely handy t-shirt makes expressing your feelings as easy as hitting a light switch. It also has the bonus ability to be played off “as just a gag” if your intended love winds up not sharing your infatuation. Science prevails!

    Here’s how it works: We print the design in white ink on a black t-shirt. Then, we print OVER the design with white glow ink… except for the secret message.

    When you expose it to a black light or take it into the dark, you can both see the design AND read the message. Sexy Genius.

    Also available in Herschl the Hook-Up Hare edition.

    White & glow-in-the-dark ink on black shirt.

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  • Mr. Big Ideas Shirt

    Mr. Big Ideas Shirt

    I have had a brilliant idea! The little lightbulb man in this Diesel Sweeties comic prompted a bunch of emails, so we’re going to… print him on a t-shirt.

    This is revolutionary, people.

    Available on Galaxy Blue American Apparel tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 9" high.

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