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You're busy but you like to be able tosoowl at people and point at your awesome shirt when they ask why you're not dressed up for Halloween.

Order by Tuesday, 10/27 and select Priority Mail for Halloween delivery.

  • Pixel Canada Shirt

    Pixel Canada Shirt

    The North will rise again! Pixel Maple leaf lovingly printed in white on deep red shirts.

    Photography by Libby Bulloff.

    Also available as a sticker!

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  • Pixel Skull Ringer Tee Shirt

    Pixel Skull Ringer Tee Shirt

    Back in stock!
    Sinister white Pixel Skull on black American Apparel ringer tee with white accented bits. Hand-printed by dangerous men onto excellent t-shirts.

    You may recognize this shirt from the movie version of “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” based on the books by Bryan Lee O’Malley. This is the actual shirt, not a crappy rip off.

    It's also available in more sizes (larger and women's!) as a non-ringer t-shirt here.

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  • Musical Elitism Venn Diagram Shirt (Music I Used to Like)

    Musical Elitism Venn Diagram Shirt (Music I Used to Like)

    As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd!

    Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in math class was Venn Diagrams. Originally presented in this indie rock comic.

    Blue, purple and red ink, lovingly silk screened on a black shirt. Image is approximately 9" across.

    Also available on stickers!

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  • "Cosima is my Co-Pilot" Shirt

    "Cosima is my Co-Pilot" Shirt

    Welcome to Clone Club, Clonekateers! I admit, I don't get into TV shows very often, but I'm obsessed with Orphan Black. Bet you can't guess who my favorite clone is!

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white ink on 100% cotton black shirts.
    Glows in the dark for covert ops and late-night science!
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  • Chewie Is My Co-Pilot Shirt

    Chewie Is My Co-Pilot Shirt

    He's Home.

    Delicious chocolate-colored colored Hanes Beefy-T with a “Hyperspace White” print. If God’s not your co-pilot, perhaps this common nickname for Jesus is.

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  • It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil Shirt

    It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil Shirt

    Learning is back and it’s still super evil

    The more you know, the more you can use it against people. Originally presented in this comic. White design silk hand-screened on a black t-shirt.

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  • Great Job! Poop Emoji T-Shirt

    Great Job! Poop Emoji T-Shirt

    In stock now!

    You did it! You made the best of a shitty situation! Percival Peristalsis, the Positive Poop is proud of you. What better way to tell the world than with this t-shirt?

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in brown and white ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Glows in the dark!
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  • Mix Tape Shirt

    Mix Tape Shirt

    Parties go a lot smoother with a clearly-labelled DJ. There’s space inside the image area to customize it and name your mix with a laundry marker if you like.

    Two colors hand-screened onto black shirts.

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  • O.G.: Original Girls shirt

    O.G.: Original Girls shirt

    Thank you for being a friend!
    Since the beginning of time, Girls have existed. Show your love for the ultimate expression of 20th century matriarchy with this delightful t-shirt.
    Glow-in-the-dark white ink on Teal Hanes Beefy-T, teal American Apparel mens 2001 & classic girl 2102, and true royal Bella 1001 shirts. Also available on a coffee mug!
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  • BREAD BY DAWN Chainsaw Oven Mitt

    BREAD BY DAWN Chainsaw Oven Mitt

    I'm ALL RIGHT. Are you all right?
    Guaranteed (probably) not to possess your hand and attack you when you put it on. 

    Professionally screen printed in red on the non-business end of a standard-sized, quality oven mitt!
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