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  • Invisible Giraffe Shirt

    Invisible Giraffe Shirt

    Most sizes in stock!

    Do you see a giraffe? I don’t see a giraffe. Giraffes are very good at hiding on Planet Goldenrod. If you do not love giraffes, I recommend having a doctor check to see if someone has stolen your heart.

    Two-color hand-silkscreened print on American Apparel sunshine men’s and women’s tees.

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  • Mr. Petabyte, The Pixel Cloud Shirt

    Mr. Petabyte, The Pixel Cloud Shirt

    Upload yourself to The Cloud

    I haven't had cloud shirts since before the term "The Cloud" was used for storage on the internet. Wrap yourself in Mr. Petabyte's fluffy embrace while you can!

    Two-color hand-silkscreened print on American Apparel sky blue men’s and women’s tees.

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  • Comics Are For Everybody Shirt

    Comics Are For Everybody Shirt

    Last call! I have just a few left.
    Light grey print, professionally silk-screened onto charcoal grey shirts. Image is approximately 9" wide. 

     

    Sizing FYI: Hanes Beefy-Ts are standard mens shirts. Bella tees are a stretchier, more true womens fit. American Apparel tees run a little small and are fitted, so size accordingly.

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  • Joe Biden Fan Club Shirt

    Joe Biden Fan Club Shirt

    HE'S BACK!

    The world’s first adorable Vice-President? Fun uncle you always wished for? Smooth dude? International foreign policy expert par excellence? A big fucking deal?

    Show your love for Barack’s go-to guy by joining his fan club.

    Image is about 6.5" wide and professionally silk screened in grey, white and light blue on 100% cotton black shirts.

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  • "Coffee is my Operating System" Shirt

    "Coffee is my Operating System" Shirt

    I don't know if it's a "system" per se, but coffee is the command line that gets me to Barely Operational. Green ink professionally silk screened onto black shirts.

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  • PLEASE Tell Me That's Cosplay Shirt

    PLEASE Tell Me That's Cosplay Shirt

    Limited Run! When They're Gone, They're Gone

    Please. Oh God. Please? Seriously. I'm so sorry.

    White silkscreen on black American Apparel men’s and women’s tees.

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  • CRUSH ALL HUMANS! Shirt

    CRUSH ALL HUMANS! Shirt

    Last call! Just $13 until they run out.

    The Crush All Humans! shirt. Out of a week of seven days, it will describe your mood at least five times. We call those times “weekdays”. Celebrate Red Robot’s new book with his mantra on your torso.

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  • Planet Lunch Shirt

    Planet Lunch Shirt

    And lo' there came an ending. Last chance! $10 until they run out.
    Are you a comics geek? Do you enjoy a good buffet once in a while? Are you proud of these two seemingly unrelated hobbies? Show the world.

    Galactic Magenta and white on a black shirt. Print is about 9" wide.

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