Musical Elitism Venn Diagram Shirt (Music I Used to Like)
As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd! Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in... More info and photos...
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Nothing Is Any Good If Other People Like It Shirt
I hate what you like. You like what I hate. These are the most basic principles of hipsterism. Please check and see if you have a Class-3 Indie Hipster license before donning this garment. Maroon... More info and photos...
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Liked You Better Before you Sold Out Shirt
You were there first- mark your territory! The pecking order of fandom and indie-ness has never been clearer.
Black shirt with white print. Originally presented in this comic. More info and photos...
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Mix Tape Shirt (black)
New design! Shipping by 11/30 Parties go a lot smoother with a clearly-labelled DJ. There’s space inside the image area to customize it and name your mix with a laundry marker if you like. Two... More info and photos...
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Mix Tape Shirt
Parties go a lot smoother with a clearly-labelled DJ. There’s space inside the image area to customize it and name your mix with a laundry marker if you like. Simpler and understated, this one is... More info and photos...
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"I'm A Rocker. I Rock Out." Shirt (blue)
White ink on navy blue shirts, the original is still the champ. Originally presented in this comic.
Also available this summer in a bombastic red limited edition. More info and photos...
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Audiophiles Do It On Both Sides Shirt
You’ve got two ears and you know how to use them. Make it as clear to the world as your speakers would.
2-color white and grey design on black shirts. Image approximately 11” wide. More info and photos...
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Remixing Is Wrong Shirt
You know dance mixes of songs are wrong, but you keep doing it anyway. Originally presented in this comic.
Charcoal grey American Apparel or Hanes Beefy T-shirt with white text design on the front. More info and photos...
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Red "I'm A Rocker. I Rock Out." Shirt
A bigger and bolder version of the original I’m A Rocker… t-shirt for 2008. I figured it it was time to mix it up a bit! Originally presented in this comic. White ink, lovingly silk... More info and photos...
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Winged Creature of the Night Shirt
Do you hate the day? Are you a creature of the night? Do you need a little extra help rocking on until the break of dawn? Show the world your chemical cravings with this shirt... More info and photos...
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Elitism Diagram Pullover Hoodie
As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd! Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in... More info and photos...