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  • Spicy Cock Delicious Flavor Shirt

    Spicy Cock Delicious Flavor Shirt

    Because Sriracha Makes Everything Better

    In a bland world ruled by lack of flavor … there came a rooster. A hero. A saucy, saucy hero with a mission to save us from boring food. Show your allegiance by wearing his secret symbol.

    One color, lovingly screen printed on American Apparel cranberry, Hanes deep red and Bella cardinal tees.
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  • Lucky Pixel Kitty Shirt

    Lucky Pixel Kitty Shirt

    Going, going, gone! I won't be reprinting these. Grab one for $12.99!

    A wise kitty once told me, "In my experience, there's no such thing as luck." This kitty had a laser sword and an English accent and managed to vanish before being chopped to pieces by a cyborg, so I believe him. Fortune favors those bold enough to punch every question mark box and grab whatever comes out.

    Image is about eight inches high and professionally silk screened in six colors on 100% cotton black shirts.

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  • Icons of Rock Shirt: Gigi Zeitgeist

    Icons of Rock Shirt: Gigi Zeitgeist

    $11 Clearance-a-geddon! Grab 'em while they last!

    Gigi Zeitgeist: Woman of today, alien artifact of tomorrow! When she pointed her space telescope towards Earth and saw how much fun her cousin Zaggy Starbucks was having, she just had to get here and join in. She left yesterday from her own relativistic perspective, but took decades to reach us from ours. Poor cousin Zaggy, he used to be the younger one.

    Four colors, hand-screened on black American Apparel shirts.

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  • QRobot Shirt

    QRobot Shirt

    New Shirt! Limited quantities shipping today.

    I'm not explaining this one. I respect your ability as a geek to figure it out.

    Image is about 9" wide and professionally silk screened in three colors including glow-in-the-dark white on 100% cotton black shirts. Sorry, men's shirts only on this one for technical reasons.

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