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New Stuff!


  • The Wonderful World of Kittens! DVD

    I saw this DVD on the internet and promptly freaked out and ordered a case of them in the hopes that you all would love it as much as I did. It is 45 minutes... More info and photos...

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  • Baconbot Toaster Shirt

    New design! Shipping Now! The best kind of friend is someone who knows exactly what you need, before you even know when you need it. Johnny Toaster is that kind of friend. Please don’t try... More info and photos...

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  • SPOCK ON Shirt

    New design! Shipping by 11/30 Do we need to explain this one? It is, of course, about my friend Larry Spock who is amazing at Rock Band. He can play “Should I Stay or Should... More info and photos...

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  • Red Robot Army Tote Bag

    A swarm of Red Robots silkscreened onto heavy-duty natural-color cotton tote messenger bag. Red and yellow ink. Measures 10.5” wide x 14” tall x 5” deep. More info and photos...

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  • Someone on Wikipedia Loves Me Shirt

    New design! Shipping by 11/30 Crowdsourcing is the new black! Are you notable? Do you know someone who is? Were you mercilessly deleted from Wikipedia by a big meanie who is obviously biased against someone... More info and photos...

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  • Mix Tape Shirt (black)

    New design! Shipping by 11/30 Parties go a lot smoother with a clearly-labelled DJ. There’s space inside the image area to customize it and name your mix with a laundry marker if you like. Two... More info and photos...

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  • Planet Lunch Shirt

    Are you a comics geek? Do you enjoy a good buffet once in a while? Are you proud of these two seemingly unrelated hobbies? Show the world. Galactic Magenta and white on a black shirt.... More info and photos...

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  • The Saddest Soldier Shirt (white)

    Troops don’t get no respect. Sure you can’t hit a Womp Rat at ten meters. Maybe you hit your head on doors a lot. That doesn’t mean those dang Rebels should pick on you. You’re... More info and photos...

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  • Winged Creature of the Night Shirt

    Do you hate the day? Are you a creature of the night? Do you need a little extra help rocking on until the break of dawn? Show the world your chemical cravings with this shirt... More info and photos...

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  • Monkeys Are Good People Shirt (black)

    Black t-shirt with a two-tone brown talking monkey from this comic. Tell the world you’re sick of human beings and sound optimistic while doing it. More info and photos...

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  • Monkeys Are Good People Tote Bag

    Tell the world you’re sick of human beings and sound optimistic while doing it by way of a talking monkey. Three color print professionally silkscreened onto heavy-duty black cotton tote messenger bag. Measures 10.5” wide... More info and photos...

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  • Audiophiles Do It On Both Sides Shirt

    You’ve got two ears and you know how to use them. Make it as clear to the world as your speakers would. 2-color white and grey design on black shirts. Image approximately 11” wide. More info and photos...

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  • I Screw Robots Shirt (black)

    Technophilia isn’t illegal yet. We’ll leave the judgments on its morality up to you. Black edition is available on Hanes Beefy-T and American Apparel Fine Jersey Tees. Also available on bumper stickers and tote bags!... More info and photos...

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  • Secret Kisses Shirt, Tinker The True Love Tortoise Edition

    Now on American Apparel womens tees! Making the first move isn’t easy. Lots of people spend years secretly lusting for someone, completely unable to say how they feel. Sometimes these people die alone and unloved!... More info and photos...

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  • I Screw Robots Tote Bag

    Technophilia isn’t illegal yet. We’ll leave the judgments on its morality up to you. Also available on bumper stickers and t-shirts. More info and photos...

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  • It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil Shirt (black)

    New design! Shipping Now New version! The more you know, the more you can use it against people. Originally presented in this comic. White design silk hand-screened on a black t-shirt. More info and photos...

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