Fresh and sparkly! Everything here is new to 2009, the year before we make contact.
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There is a very special pig on Mars. We know this because a Spider from Mars spun a web that said so. Opportunity got a picture before Spirit roved into it. First contact probably could have gone better.
This t-shirt is a low-resolution photograph of the glyphs those Martian Spiders drew us. It is untranslatable in any Earth language.
Four colors, hand-screened on a myriad of American Apparel Galaxy Blue shirts. It only seemed appropriate. Inspired in part by this comic. More info and photos...
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Last Call!
There is a middle road between happy and sad. There is a melancholic math by which we can express it. So much of life exists in this uncomfortable place between cheer and depression. And we wouldn’t want it any other way.
My friend Ariana was going to do this one print on demand, but my conscience wouldn’t let her. This design demanded the clarity and durability only Dr. T-Shirt’s inky powers could provide.
Blue, green and yellow ink, hand-screened on a myriad of black shirts. More info and photos...
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The end of the Mayan calendar: the world’s first expiration date! Hopefully it won’t be the world’s last date, period.
White & glow-in-the-dark ink on black shirt. More info and photos...
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Diving bells activate! Oxygen tanks to maximum! Feet to toasty!
Aquatic green-blue socks with tangy pink-orange, black and white squid pattern. Guaranteed adorable.
I produced these with Sock It To Me, a crack squad of foot experts from Portland, Oregon. 75% Cotton, 20% Polyester, 5% Spandex. More info and photos...
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New! Dangerous! Metamorphic! Back in Stock!
It’s really only fair to let other drivers on the road know that your car, truck, boat, bus, jet, biplane, jetski, locomotive or motorcycle could at any time turn into a huge fighting robot.
Red and black on white vinyl, professionally silkscreened. 8.5″ × 2.75″. More info and photos...
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Going, Going, Gone! This shirt is not being reprinted once it sells out.
Are you O.D.B. with a < DIV >? The GZA of z-index? Stop me before I continue on with some tortured Method Man reference. You know who you are and why you should wear this shirt.
White & glow-in-the-dark ink on black shirt. Professionally silk-screened by Dr. T-Shirt and his cohorts in the U.S.A. More info and photos...
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Pack it up, pack it in… let me begin counting! Pi may be the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter, but to us it’s an infinite dessert bar.
White, green and red ink on black ink, lovingly silk screened on a black Hanes heavy-duty hooded sweatshirt. Image is approximately 9" across. Also available on t-shirts. More info and photos...
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Can’t wear t-shirts to work every day? Grab one of these guys, if you can get past the swarm of Red Robots!
We got a really good price on a couple dozen of these shirts, so we’re offering them at a super-sweet price to see how you like ‘em. This batch is very limited, but we will carry them at the normal price if they’re popular.
These are made with American Apparel Cotton Piqué Tennis shirts. AA sizes run a little small, so we recommend ordering a size up if you’re unsure. More info and photos...
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The world’s first adorable Vice-President? Fun uncle you always wished for? Smooth dude? International foreign policy expert par excellence? Show your love for Barack’s go-to guy by joining his fan club.
Image is about 6.5" wide and professionally silk screened in grey, white and light blue on 100% cotton black shirts.
Need more Biden pics? We follow the Biden Daily community on Livejournal for our constant IV drip of Joe. More info and photos...
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Do you see a giraffe? I don’t see a giraffe. Giraffes are very good at hiding on Planet Goldenrod. If you do not love giraffes, I recommend having a doctor check to see if someone has stolen your heart.
Two-color hand-silkscreened print on American Apparel sunshine men’s and women’s tees. More info and photos...
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Sometimes you can’t wear a t-shirt but still need to put the fear of borg into people. Now you can!
Hand-printed by the Cyberoptix TieLab on microfiber ties. Metallic gold ink on intense pure red. Standard width ties are 3.75" at widest point. Narrow are 2.75". More info here. More info and photos...
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Splash a little color onto your fancy outfits with this iconic bit of neckwear. One click and it fills to the edges. More colors to come!
Hand-printed by the Cyberoptix TieLab on microfiber ties. Black ink on aster blue and pink. Standard width ties are 3.75" at widest point. Narrow are 2.75". More info here. More info and photos...
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Holy cutes! Produced in extremely limited quantities by the fair trade toy gurus at Squishable, this chubby little Red Robot wants to get close to your heart… so he can tear it out with love.
Please note: These little guys are hand made and have tiny variations from toy to toy. But every single one is awesome. More info and photos...
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