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  • Weirder World Shirt

    Weirder World Shirt

    Back in stock!

    Weird is my favorite synonym for interesting. We were promised a strange future, but apparently it is up to us to create it. What are you doing to make every day a little stranger?

    White design silk screened onto American Apparel eggplant t-shirts.

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  • Fucking Coffee Mega-Size Eco-Plastic Mug

    Fucking Coffee Mega-Size Eco-Plastic Mug

    It's made of ... corn? Delicious corn? How Fancy!

     

    Seriously, it's made of corn and not petroleum. It also happens to be the coolest, fanciest plastic you've ever sipped your coffee out of... and it's big!

    Gorgeous 16 oz black mug. White ink professionally printed on black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations. (Hand wash only, please!)

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  • #BUTTS T-Shirt

    #BUTTS T-Shirt

    #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS#BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS 

    Image is about eight inches wide and professionally silk screened in light blue glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts. 

    Blame Candice.

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  • Bad At Tumbler Shirt

    Bad At Tumbler Shirt

    I hope you "heart" and "reboggle" this shirt. Put it on and take it off and pass it to your friends. Give it a fandom. I'm always angry, Cap.

    Professionally screen-printed on Galaxy Blue American Apparel tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 9" wide.

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  • Mew! Reversible Kitty Butt T-shirt

    Mew! Reversible Kitty Butt T-shirt

    Last Call! Just $10 until they run out
    Cute or gross? It's the pink pixel that makes all the difference.
    Printed front and back on charcoal grey Hanes, graphite American Apparel & Bella dark heather grey tees.  Also available on a tote bag!
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  • Admiral Chubkins the Surliest Cat Mug

    Admiral Chubkins the Surliest Cat Mug

    A Hero Emerges

    The world's most powerful, vile cat gangster can now be harnessed to contain your fluids! Not like that.

    11oz standard coffee mug, professionally photo sublimation printed. Hand wash only.

    Also available on stickers!

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  • Sophia & Dorothy & Blanche & Rose: The Original Girls Mug

    Sophia & Dorothy & Blanche & Rose: The Original Girls Mug

    Limited Quantity In Stock Now!

    Since the beginning of time, Girls have existed. Show your love for the ultimate expression of 20th century matriarchy with this delightful coffee mug.

    11oz pink coffee mug, professionally silk screened. 

    Also available on a t-shirt!

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  • BREAD BY DAWN Chainsaw Oven Mitt

    BREAD BY DAWN Chainsaw Oven Mitt

    I'm ALL RIGHT. Are you all right?
    Guaranteed (probably) not to possess your hand and attack you when you put it on. 

    Professionally screen printed in red on the non-business end of a standard-sized, quality oven mitt!
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  • Three Owls Squared Hoodie

    Three Owls Squared Hoodie

    Limited run! Super limited, actually.

    Three owls times three owls equals one cute hoodie. 

    This is a super cuddly American Apparel California Fleece Pullover hoodies ( #5495), just like I wear under my jacket every day in the winter. These run small, so go up a size if you're not sure!

    Three colors, professionally silk screened. You may recognize this owl from these owl socks.

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  • I Am Ten Ninjas T-Shirt

    I Am Ten Ninjas T-Shirt

    It's finally back and now it GLOWS IN THE DARK
    Limited run! In stock today.

    Not guaranteed to magically confer sneakiness upon the wearer! Originally presented in this comic.

    Black on white vinyl, professionally silkscreened. 10.5"x 2.5".

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  • David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Purple)

    David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Purple)

    Limited run! Grab one while they last.

    Happy birthday, you sexy space wizard. (and me!) Show your dedication to the world's most prolific cosmic elf mage with this GLOW-IN-THE-DARK t-shirt.

    Professionally screen-printed on eggplant American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 10" wide on mens, slightly smaller on womens.

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  • David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Coral)

    David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Coral)

    Limited run! Grab one while they last.

    Happy birthday, you sexy space wizard. (and me!) Show your dedication to the world's most prolific cosmic elf mage with this GLOW-IN-THE-DARK t-shirt.

    Professionally screen-printed on coral American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 10" wide on mens, slightly smaller on womens.

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  • Zaggy Starbucks Mug

    Zaggy Starbucks Mug

    There is a very special spider on Mars who loves coffee, tea and eating cereal out of a mug. He's a very handsome spider, so I drew him and put him on this mug so you can think about how cool he is when you have a sip.

    Standard size 11oz white coffee mug with full-color print.

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  • Words Have Meanings! Mug

    Words Have Meanings! Mug

    Seriously. If you don't know how to use a word, look it up. If you don't like what a word means, invent a new one. That's how language works.

    Originally from this comic. White ink professionally printed on 11oz standard coffee mugs.

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