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diesel sweeties : webcomic by rstevens


New Stuff!

Fresh and sparkly! Everything here is new to 2009, the year before we make contact.


  • Icons of Rock Shirt: Zaggy Starbucks

    Pre-Order: Ships in 1-2 Weeks! There is a very special pig on Mars. We know this because a Spider from Mars spun a web that said so. Opportunity got a picture before Spirit roved into... More info and photos...

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  • (Happy()Sad) Diagram Shirt

    Pre-Order: Ships in 1-2 Weeks! There is a middle road between happy and sad. There is a melancholic math by which we can express it. So much of life exists in this uncomfortable place between... More info and photos...

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  • Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt (maroon)

    New Color, Shipping Today! 1970s retro vogue meets 1990s retro veganism meets 2000s pre-retro ironicism. Originally presented in this salty, greasy, delicious comic. White design silk screened on a maroon Hanes and cranberry American Apparel... More info and photos...

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  • "Best Before December 21, 2012" Shirt

    Back for the holidays- GET IT BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! The end of the Mayan calendar: the world’s first expiration date! Hopefully it won’t be the world’s last date, period. White & glow-in-the-dark ink on... More info and photos...

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  • Clicky the Pixel Squid Socks

    SOCK FRIDAY! $4.99 socks, Friday 11/20 only! Diving bells activate! Oxygen tanks to maximum! Feet to toasty! Aquatic green-blue socks with tangy pink-orange, black and white squid pattern. Guaranteed adorable. I produced these with Sock... More info and photos...

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  • "Warning! Vehicle Transforms Into Robot" Stickers

    New! Dangerous! Metamorphic! Back in Stock! It’s really only fair to let other drivers on the road know that your car, truck, boat, bus, jet, biplane, jetski, locomotive or motorcycle could at any time turn... More info and photos...

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  • .CSS { Rules Everything Around Me } Shirt

    We’re Keeping This One By Popular Request Are you O.D.B. with a < DIV >? The GZA of z-index? Stop me before I continue on with some tortured Method Man reference. You know who you... More info and photos...

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  • Cherry Pi Pullover Hoodie

    Shipping Now! Pack it up, pack it in… let me begin counting! Pi may be the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter, but to us it’s an infinite dessert bar. White, green and... More info and photos...

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  • Bacon is a Vegetable Pullover Hoodie

    Shipping Now! 1970s retro vogue meets 1990s retro veganism meets 2000s pre-retro ironicism. Originally presented in this salty, greasy, delicious comic. White design lovingly silk screened on black Hanes and American Apparel hooded sweatshirts. Also... More info and photos...

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  • Embroidered Pixel Skull Golf Shirt

    In-Stock Today Can’t wear t-shirts to work every day? Grab one of these guys, if you can get past the swarm of Red Robots! We got a really good price on a couple dozen of... More info and photos...

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  • Joe Biden Fan Club Shirt

    The world’s first adorable Vice-President? Fun uncle you always wished for? Smooth dude? International foreign policy expert par excellence? Show your love for Barack’s go-to guy by joining his fan club. Image is about 6.5”... More info and photos...

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  • Invisible Giraffe Shirt

    Back by popular demand! Do you see a giraffe? I don’t see a giraffe. Giraffes are very good at hiding on Planet Goldenrod. If you do not love giraffes, I recommend having a doctor check... More info and photos...

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  • Red Robot Inferno Microfiber Tie

    Pre-Order! Ships in 1-2 Weeks Sometimes you can’t wear a t-shirt but still need to put the fear of borg into people. Now you can! Hand-printed by the Cyberoptix TieLab on microfiber ties. Metallic gold... More info and photos...

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  • Magic Paint Bucket Microfiber Tie

    Pre-Order! Ships in 1-2 Weeks Splash a little color onto your fancy outfits with this iconic bit of neckwear. One click and it fills to the edges. More colors to come! Hand-printed by the Cyberoptix... More info and photos...

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  • PLUSH ALL HU-MANS Red Robot Squishable

    Shipping Now! Holy cutes! Produced in extremely limited quantities by the fair trade toy gurus at Squishable, this chubby little Red Robot wants to get close to your heart… so he can tear it out... More info and photos...

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