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diesel sweeties : webcomic by rstevens


New Stuff!

Fresh and sparkly! Everything here is new to 2009, the year before we make contact.


  • Icons of Rock Shirt: Zaggy Starbucks

    Pre-Order: Ships in 1-2 Weeks! There is a very special pig on Mars. We know this because a Spider from Mars spun a web that said so. Opportunity got a picture before Spirit roved into... More info and photos...

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  • (Happy()Sad) Diagram Shirt

    Pre-Order: Ships in 1-2 Weeks! There is a middle road between happy and sad. There is a melancholic math by which we can express it. So much of life exists in this uncomfortable place between... More info and photos...

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  • Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt (maroon)

    New Color, Shipping Today! 1970s retro vogue meets 1990s retro veganism meets 2000s pre-retro ironicism. Originally presented in this salty, greasy, delicious comic. White design silk screened on a maroon Hanes and cranberry American Apparel... More info and photos...

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  • "Best Before December 21, 2012" Shirt

    Back for the holidays- GET IT BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! The end of the Mayan calendar: the world’s first expiration date! Hopefully it won’t be the world’s last date, period. White & glow-in-the-dark ink on... More info and photos...

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  • .CSS { Rules Everything Around Me } Shirt

    We’re Keeping This One By Popular Request Are you O.D.B. with a < DIV >? The GZA of z-index? Stop me before I continue on with some tortured Method Man reference. You know who you... More info and photos...

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  • Embroidered Pixel Skull Golf Shirt

    In-Stock Today Can’t wear t-shirts to work every day? Grab one of these guys, if you can get past the swarm of Red Robots! We got a really good price on a couple dozen of... More info and photos...

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  • Joe Biden Fan Club Shirt

    The world’s first adorable Vice-President? Fun uncle you always wished for? Smooth dude? International foreign policy expert par excellence? Show your love for Barack’s go-to guy by joining his fan club. Image is about 6.5”... More info and photos...

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  • Invisible Giraffe Shirt

    Back by popular demand! Do you see a giraffe? I don’t see a giraffe. Giraffes are very good at hiding on Planet Goldenrod. If you do not love giraffes, I recommend having a doctor check... More info and photos...

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