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Last chance shirts! I'm removing these as they sell out.

  • Magical Math Muncher Mystery Shirt (Formerly known as Pac-Math)

    Magical Math Muncher Mystery Shirt (Formerly known as Pac-Math)

    SCORCHED EARTH DOOM ZONE! $6.66 and gone MONDAY

    Clearance! I can't make these shirts anymore or show you the image… but astute pie chart fans will probably remember it from earlier this year or the Big Bang Theory. IN THE FUTURE, all t-shirts will require a knowledge of 1980s video games and basic mathematical concepts. Come live with us in the future… today.

    Yellow and white ink, lovingly silk screened on a black shirt. Image is approximately 10" across.

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  • I Heart Me Shirt (black)

    I Heart Me Shirt (black)

    SCORCHED EARTH DOOM ZONE! $6.66 and gone MONDAY

    Narcissistic New Englanders unite! Do you love yourself, the lone monosyllabic state in the Union and funny t-shirts? If you’re three for three, this is the shirt for thee.

    2-color creme and red design on black shirts. Image approximately 8" tall.

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  • Inter-Web Debaters Club Shirt

    Inter-Web Debaters Club Shirt

    SCORCHED EARTH DOOM ZONE! $6.66 and gone MONDAY

    If you wouldn’t argue about it online, why would you waste time doing it in person? Preemptively win all contests of rhetoric by refusing to participate!

    Black shirt with red & white text design on the front.

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  • Icons of Rock Shirt: Gigi Zeitgeist

    Icons of Rock Shirt: Gigi Zeitgeist

    SCORCHED EARTH DOOM ZONE! $6.66

    Gigi Zeitgeist: Woman of today, alien artifact of tomorrow! When she pointed her space telescope towards Earth and saw how much fun her cousin Zaggy Starbucks was having, she just had to get here and join in. She left yesterday from her own relativistic perspective, but took decades to reach us from ours. Poor cousin Zaggy, he used to be the younger one.

    Four colors, hand-screened on black American Apparel shirts.

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  • Pixel Heart Shirt

    Pixel Heart Shirt

    Special Valentine's Limited Run! Only $14.
    Life meters haven’t been this stylish since The Adventure of Link. Image is about 6" wide and professionally silk screened in pink and white on 100% cotton black shirts.

    Originally presented in this comic among many others. Goes great with pixel heart socks!

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  • "I'm A Rocker. I Rock Out." Shirt

    "I'm A Rocker. I Rock Out." Shirt

    I've got a few extra shirts from the preorder- not all sizes in stock.

    My original t-shirt, first printed on stone t-shirts because that is simultaneously a weak joke about rock and olden-ness. Due to folks asking for a reprint so they can get a fresh copy, I'm taking preorders for one week and having them printed to order.

    White ink on navy blue shirts, the original is still the champ. Originally presented in this comic.

    Screen-printed by hand by honest to God rock gods.

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  • Womens Pixel Communism Tank Top

    Womens Pixel Communism Tank Top

    Warehouse sale! Let's all melt together in this heat.

    Hooray! These women's "Classic Girl" American Apparel tank tops have been in my warehouse for a while and today it is so hot that I need to share them with you.

    These are their regular baby rib tanks and spaghetti strap tanks. Womens sizes S-XL in very limited quantities. American Apparel #4308 and 4311.

    Skulls are one color white prints on black, Pixel Hearts are one color white prints on red, Commies are one color yellow print on red and Monkeys Are Good People are baby blue with a full color design.

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  • Womens Monkeys Are Good People Tank Top

    Womens Monkeys Are Good People Tank Top

    Warehouse sale! Let's all melt together in this heat.

    Hooray! These women's "Classic Girl" American Apparel tank tops have been in my warehouse for a while and today it is so hot that I need to share them with you.

    These are their regular baby rib tanks and spaghetti strap tanks. Womens sizes S-XL in very limited quantities. American Apparel #4308 and 4311.

    Skulls are one color white prints on black, Pixel Hearts are one color white prints on red, Commies are one color yellow print on red and Monkeys Are Good People are baby blue with a full color design.

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  • Warehouse Sale! Women's Pixel Skull Tank Tops

    Warehouse Sale! Women's Pixel Skull Tank Tops

    Warehouse sale! Let's all melt together in this heat.

    Hooray! These women's "Classic Girl" American Apparel tank tops have been in my warehouse for a while and today it is so hot that I need to share them with you.

    These are their regular baby rib tanks and spaghetti strap tanks. Womens sizes S-XL in very limited quantities. American Apparel #4308 and 4311.

    Skulls are one color white prints on black, Pixel Hearts are one color white prints on red, Commies are one color yellow print on red and Monkeys Are Good People are baby blue with a full color design.

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  • M.C. Menses Shirt

    M.C. Menses Shirt

    Keep your flow very fresh on a very red shirt with white text. Rock your cycle, ladies! Originally presented in this comic.

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