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  • CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! Book

    CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! Book

    CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! is 64 pages of definitive Red Robot cartoons selected from over 2,000 Diesel Sweeties comics. It’s a stand-alone book perfect for longtime fans, new readers and people with anger management problems.

    Also available: Crush All Humans t-shirts


    Personalized books can be ordered with or without your name- either way, I’ll be filling a page with apocalyptic murderbots.

    If you’re ordering the book personalized, Red will be threatening to CRUSH the first name on your shipping address unless I am told otherwise! Feel free to use the comment form when checking out in the store or email corrections to dieselsweeties at mac.com. “Signed with no name” will get a drawing but I’ll write “CRUSH ALL HU-MANS!” in there rather than your name.

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  • CRUSH ALL HUMANS! Shirt

    CRUSH ALL HUMANS! Shirt

    As seen on Evil Wil Wheaton in The Big Bang Theory!

    The Crush All Humans! shirt. Out of a week of seven days, it will describe your mood at least five times. We call those times “weekdays”. Celebrate Red Robot’s new book with his mantra on your torso.

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  • PLUSH ALL HU-MANS Red Robot Squishable

    PLUSH ALL HU-MANS Red Robot Squishable

    Holy cutes! Produced in extremely limited quantities by the fair trade toy gurus at Squishable, this chubby little Red Robot wants to get close to your heart… so he can tear it out with love.

    Please note: These little guys are hand made and have tiny variations from toy to toy. But every single one is awesome.

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  • Red Robot Army Tote Bag

    Red Robot Army Tote Bag

    A swarm of Red Robots silkscreened onto heavy-duty natural-color cotton tote messenger bag. Red and yellow ink. Measures 10.5" wide x 14" tall x 5" deep.

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  • I Love Robots Shirt

    I Love Robots Shirt

    Last chance for women's shirts. When they're gone, they're gone!

    Technophilia isn’t illegal yet. We’ll leave the judgments on its morality up to you.

    Black edition is available on Hanes Beefy-T and American Apparel Fine Jersey Tees.

    Also available on bumper stickers!

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  • Giant Red Robot Socks!

    Giant Red Robot Socks!

    Giant Robots! Terrifying, brutal and wonderful, they are a part of our world you never want to see from underfoot. Put them on your own feet and pass the mecha-destructive love on to smaller animals.

    I produced these with Sock It To Me, a crack squad of foot experts from Portland, Oregon. 75% Cotton, 20% Polyester, 5% Spandex.

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