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RED ROBOT SWARM 2009


  • CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! Book

    Book Signing Party! Free Personalization Today CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! You don’t have to be a man to have a mantra. CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! is 64 pages of definitive Red Robot cartoons selected from over 2,000... More info and photos...

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  • CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! Shirt (2009)

    This shirt. Out of a week of seven days, it will describe your mood at least five times. We call those times “weekdays”. Celebrate Red Robot’s new book with his mantra on your torso. More info and photos...

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  • PLUSH ALL HU-MANS Red Robot Squishable

    Shipping Now! Holy cutes! Produced in extremely limited quantities by the fair trade toy gurus at Squishable, this chubby little Red Robot wants to get close to your heart… so he can tear it out... More info and photos...

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  • Red Robot Socks

    SOCK FRIDAY! $4.99 socks, Friday 11/20 only! These are the real deal! Stretchy, comfortable knitted socks patterned with Pixel Skulls, D20 dice, Red Robot and Defaultie The Student Loan Owl. I produced these with Sock... More info and photos...

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  • Red Robot Army Tote Bag

    A swarm of Red Robots silkscreened onto heavy-duty natural-color cotton tote messenger bag. Red and yellow ink. Measures 10.5” wide x 14” tall x 5” deep. More info and photos...

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  • Ask Me About My Conspiracy Theories Shirt

    Conspiracies! We know they’re true. You know they’re true. But how are you supposed to tell people about them without looking crazy? Make people ask you, of course! Here’s how it works: We print the... More info and photos...

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  • "Crush the Cook" Apron

    Red Robot #C-63 may be a bit of a jerk, but he sure can cook. This apron is a modified version of the one he wore in these three comics More info and photos...

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  • I Screw Robots Shirt (black)

    Technophilia isn’t illegal yet. We’ll leave the judgments on its morality up to you. Black edition is available on Hanes Beefy-T and American Apparel Fine Jersey Tees. Also available on bumper stickers and tote bags!... More info and photos...

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