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  • "Warning! Vehicle Transforms Into Robot" Stickers

    "Warning! Vehicle Transforms Into Robot" Stickers

    Back in stock!

    It’s really only fair to let other drivers on the road know that your car, truck, boat, bus, jet, biplane, jetski, locomotive or motorcycle could at any time turn into a huge fighting robot.

    Red and black on white vinyl, professionally silkscreened. 8.5″ × 2.75″.

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  • PLUSH ALL HU-MANS Red Robot Squishable

    PLUSH ALL HU-MANS Red Robot Squishable

    Holy cutes! Produced in extremely limited quantities by the fair trade toy gurus at Squishable, this chubby little Red Robot wants to get close to your heart… so he can tear it out with love.


    Please note: These little guys are hand made and have tiny variations from toy to toy. But every single one is awesome.

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  • Magical Unicorn Dreams

    Magical Unicorn Dreams

    Unicorn dreams, one cent! 

    Do you need a penny to round up a price to a rounded dollar amount? Grab a unicorn dream. They are 100% intangible.

    Unicorn dreams are a limited resource. Please conserve unicorn dreams.

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  • CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! Book

    CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! Book

    CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! is 64 pages of definitive Red Robot cartoons selected from over 2,000 Diesel Sweeties comics. It’s a stand-alone book perfect for longtime fans, new readers and people with anger management problems.

    Also available: Crush All Humans t-shirts



    Personalized books can be ordered with or without your name- either way, I’ll be filling a page with apocalyptic murderbots.

    If you’re ordering the book personalized, Red will be threatening to CRUSH the first name on your shipping address unless I am told otherwise! Feel free to use the comment form when checking out in the store or email corrections to dieselsweeties at mac.com. “Signed with no name” will get a drawing but I’ll write “CRUSH ALL HU-MANS!” in there rather than your name.

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  • Electric Sheep Shirt

    Electric Sheep Shirt

    Now you can watch C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate in this awesome t-shirt
    What do you dream of, Mr. Dick? Around these parts, we dream of Electric Sheep. Design originally appeared in this comic. Five-color print, silk-screened by androids onto charcoal grey shirts. Lead photography by Libby Bulloff.

    As seen on Evil Wil Wheaton in The Big Bang Theory.

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  • I Love Robots Shirt

    I Love Robots Shirt

    Freshly reprinted!

    Technophilia isn’t illegal yet. We’ll leave the judgments on its morality up to you.

    Available on black Hanes Beefy-T and American Apparel Fine Jersey Tees.

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  • Giant Red Robot Socks!

    Giant Red Robot Socks!

    Men's Giant Red Robots Temporarily Out of Stock

    Giant Robots! Terrifying, brutal and wonderful, they are a part of our world you never want to see from underfoot. Put them on your own feet and pass the mecha-destructive love on to smaller animals.

    I produced these with Sock It To Me, a crack squad of foot experts from Portland, Oregon. 75% Cotton, 20% Polyester, 5% Spandex.

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  • Space Demon From Beyond Pluto (Limited Reprint!)

    Space Demon From Beyond Pluto (Limited Reprint!)

    Back for one week! Pre-order until July 22, prints about a week later.
    Evil flies like a demon and screams in a vacuum– scare friends, neighbors and Force-users alike with this delightful garment. Originally from this comic.
    Charcoal grey Hanes, graphite American Apparel & Bella dark heather grey tees with a black image of the most terrifying denizen of a galaxy far, far away. No text on this shirt, just image.

     

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  • Mew! Reversible Kitty Butt T-shirt

    Mew! Reversible Kitty Butt T-shirt

    Last Call! Just $10 until they run out
    Cute or gross? It's the pink pixel that makes all the difference.
    Printed front and back on charcoal grey Hanes, graphite American Apparel & Bella dark heather grey tees.  Also available on a tote bag!
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  • I WOKE UP LIKE DISK Shirt

    I WOKE UP LIKE DISK Shirt

    Even when I wake up floppy, I wake up flawless. Now you can, too!

    Available on Galaxy Blue American Apparel tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 8" high.

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