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  • "Warning! Vehicle Transforms Into Robot" Stickers

    "Warning! Vehicle Transforms Into Robot" Stickers

    New! Dangerous! Metamorphic! Back in Stock!

    It’s really only fair to let other drivers on the road know that your car, truck, boat, bus, jet, biplane, jetski, locomotive or motorcycle could at any time turn into a huge fighting robot.

    Red and black on white vinyl, professionally silkscreened. 8.5″ × 2.75″.

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  • PLUSH ALL HU-MANS Red Robot Squishable

    PLUSH ALL HU-MANS Red Robot Squishable

    Holy cutes! Produced in extremely limited quantities by the fair trade toy gurus at Squishable, this chubby little Red Robot wants to get close to your heart… so he can tear it out with love.

    Please note: These little guys are hand made and have tiny variations from toy to toy. But every single one is awesome.

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  • Red Robot Socks

    Red Robot Socks

    Mens Red Robot socks are back in stock!

    These are the real deal! Stretchy, comfortable knitted socks patterned with Pixel Skulls, D20 dice and Red Robot.

    I produced these with Sock It To Me, a crack squad of foot experts from Portland, Oregon. 75% Cotton, 20% Polyester, 5% Spandex.

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  • Robot Evolution Shirt

    Robot Evolution Shirt

    Robots! Humanity’s friends and eventual destroyers. The evolutionary origins of these wonderful creatures are laid bare on this highly-scientific garment. Originally presented in this comic.

    White ink on black shirts. Image is approximately 10" wide.

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  • CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! Book

    CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! Book

    CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! You don’t have to be a man to have a mantra.

    CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! is 64 pages of definitive Red Robot cartoons selected from over 2,000 Diesel Sweeties comics. It’s a stand-alone book perfect for longtime fans, new readers and people with anger management problems.

    Also available: Crush All Humans t-shirts

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    Personalized books can be ordered with or without your name- either way, I’ll be filling a page with apocalyptic murderbots.

    If you’re ordering the book personalized, Red will be threatening to CRUSH the first name on your shipping address unless I am told otherwise! Feel free to use the comment form when checking out in the store or email corrections to dieselsweeties at mac.com. “Signed with no name” will get a drawing but I’ll write “CRUSH ALL HU-MANS!” in there rather than your name.

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  • CRUSH ALL HUMANS! Shirt

    CRUSH ALL HUMANS! Shirt

    As seen on Evil Wil Wheaton in The Big Bang Theory!

    The Crush All Humans! shirt. Out of a week of seven days, it will describe your mood at least five times. We call those times “weekdays”. Celebrate Red Robot’s new book with his mantra on your torso.

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  • Electric Sheep Shirt

    Electric Sheep Shirt

    As seen on Evil Wil Wheaton in The Big Bang Theory!

    What do you dream of, Mr. Dick? Around these parts, we dream of Electric Sheep.

    Design originally appeared in this comic.

    Five-color print, silk-screened by androids onto charcoal grey shirts.

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  • I Screw Robots Shirt

    I Screw Robots Shirt

    Technophilia isn’t illegal yet. We’ll leave the judgments on its morality up to you.

    Black edition is available on Hanes Beefy-T and American Apparel Fine Jersey Tees.

    Also available on bumper stickers!

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  • Mr. Big Ideas Shirt

    Mr. Big Ideas Shirt

    I have had a brilliant idea! The little lightbulb man in this Diesel Sweeties comic prompted a bunch of emails, so we’re going to… print him on a t-shirt.

    This is revolutionary, people.

    Available on Galaxy Blue American Apparel tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 9" high.

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  • Red Robot Army Tote Bag

    Red Robot Army Tote Bag

    A swarm of Red Robots silkscreened onto heavy-duty natural-color cotton tote messenger bag. Red and yellow ink. Measures 10.5" wide x 14" tall x 5" deep.

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