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  • Electric Sheep Shirt

    Electric Sheep Shirt

    What do you dream of, Mr. Dick? Around these parts, we dream of Electric Sheep. Design originally appeared in this comic.

    Five-color print, silk-screened by androids onto charcoal grey shirts. Lead photography by Libby Bulloff.

    As seen on Evil Wil Wheaton in The Big Bang Theory.

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  • Magical Math Muncher Mystery Shirt (Formerly known as Pac-Math)

    Magical Math Muncher Mystery Shirt (Formerly known as Pac-Math)

    SCORCHED EARTH DOOM ZONE! Last Chance! Only $6.66

    Clearance! I can't make these shirts anymore or show you the image… but astute pie chart fans will probably remember it from earlier this year or the Big Bang Theory. IN THE FUTURE, all t-shirts will require a knowledge of 1980s video games and basic mathematical concepts. Come live with us in the future… today.

     

    Yellow and white ink, lovingly silk screened on a black shirt. Image is approximately 10" across.

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  • Cherry Pi Shirt

    Cherry Pi Shirt

    Limited quantity in stock now- Grab one before Pi Day!
    Pack it up, pack it in… let me begin counting! Pi may be the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter, but to us it’s an infinite dessert bar. White, green and red ink on black on a black shirt.
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  • I Love Robots Shirt

    I Love Robots Shirt

    Technophilia isn’t illegal yet. We’ll leave the judgments on its morality up to you.

    Black edition is available on Hanes Beefy-T and American Apparel Fine Jersey Tees.

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  • Get Excited and Make Things Shirt

    Get Excited and Make Things Shirt

    Excitement! Ingenuity! Anglophilia! 

    This one goes out to all the hackers and the crazy ones who never kept calm or carried on. Mighty Matt Jones made this magnificent design and is letting me sell it for him. (and he is so nice he's even letting me give his part of the proceeds to a local charity. I'm thinking animal shelters.)

    One-color hand-silkscreened print on teal blue American Apparel men’s and women’s tees. It's a really fun color.

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  • Space Demon From Beyond Pluto (Limited Reprint!)

    Space Demon From Beyond Pluto (Limited Reprint!)

    Back for one week! Pre-order until July 22, prints about a week later.
    Evil flies like a demon and screams in a vacuum– scare friends, neighbors and Force-users alike with this delightful garment. Originally from this comic.
    Charcoal grey Hanes, graphite American Apparel & Bella dark heather grey tees with a black image of the most terrifying denizen of a galaxy far, far away. No text on this shirt, just image.

     

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  • PLEASE Tell Me That's Cosplay Shirt

    PLEASE Tell Me That's Cosplay Shirt

    Limited Run! When They're Gone, They're Gone

    Please. Oh God. Please? Seriously. I'm so sorry.

    White silkscreen on black American Apparel men’s and women’s tees.

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  • Mew! Reversible Kitty Butt T-shirt

    Mew! Reversible Kitty Butt T-shirt

    Mew! In Stock Now!
    Cute or gross? It's the pink pixel that makes all the difference.
    Printed front and back on charcoal grey Hanes, graphite American Apparel & Bella dark heather grey tees.  Also available on a tote bag!
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  • O.G.: Original Girls shirt

    O.G.: Original Girls shirt

    Most sizes in stock! More in mid-July.
    Since the beginning of time, Girls have existed. Show your love for the ultimate expression of 20th century matriarchy with this delightful t-shirt.

    Glow-in-the-dark white ink on Teal Hanes Beefy-T, teal American Apparel mens 2001 & classic girl 2102, and true royal Bella 1001 shirts.
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  • It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil Shirt

    It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil Shirt

    Learning is back and it’s still super evil

    The more you know, the more you can use it against people. Originally presented in this comic. White design silk hand-screened on a black t-shirt.

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