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These shirts are the last of their kind! There are only a tiny few left. They cost $6.66.

I'm removing them from the shop on Monday. Help me clear off a shelf? 

  • Magical Math Muncher Mystery Shirt (Formerly known as Pac-Math)

    Magical Math Muncher Mystery Shirt (Formerly known as Pac-Math)

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    Clearance! I can't make these shirts anymore or show you the image… but astute pie chart fans will probably remember it from earlier this year or the Big Bang Theory. IN THE FUTURE, all t-shirts will require a knowledge of 1980s video games and basic mathematical concepts. Come live with us in the future… today.

    Yellow and white ink, lovingly silk screened on a black shirt. Image is approximately 10" across.

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  • Roll Up The Rim To Win Shirt

    Roll Up The Rim To Win Shirt

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    Canadians! I give in to your donuty demands and will be doing a one-week preorder and single print run of this design. It was a surprise hit at the Toronto Comics Art Festival and now can be a surprise hit when you wear it to go buy some Timbits.

    Five color print on brown American Apparel men's and women's tees.

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  • I Heart Me Shirt (black)

    I Heart Me Shirt (black)

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    Narcissistic New Englanders unite! Do you love yourself, the lone monosyllabic state in the Union and funny t-shirts? If you’re three for three, this is the shirt for thee.

    2-color creme and red design on black shirts. Image approximately 8" tall.

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  • Lucky Pixel Kitty Shirt

    Lucky Pixel Kitty Shirt

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    A wise kitty once told me, "In my experience, there's no such thing as luck." This kitty had a laser sword and an English accent and managed to vanish before being chopped to pieces by a cyborg, so I believe him. Fortune favors those bold enough to punch every question mark box and grab whatever comes out.

    Image is about eight inches high and professionally silk screened in six colors on 100% cotton black shirts.

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  • Icons of Rock Shirt: Gigi Zeitgeist

    Icons of Rock Shirt: Gigi Zeitgeist

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    Gigi Zeitgeist: Woman of today, alien artifact of tomorrow! When she pointed her space telescope towards Earth and saw how much fun her cousin Zaggy Starbucks was having, she just had to get here and join in. She left yesterday from her own relativistic perspective, but took decades to reach us from ours. Poor cousin Zaggy, he used to be the younger one.

    Four colors, hand-screened on black American Apparel shirts.

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  • Inter-Web Debaters Club Shirt

    Inter-Web Debaters Club Shirt

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    If you wouldn’t argue about it online, why would you waste time doing it in person? Preemptively win all contests of rhetoric by refusing to participate!

    Black shirt with red & white text design on the front.

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  • 127.0.0.1 is the Loneliest Number Shirt

    127.0.0.1 is the Loneliest Number Shirt

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    You’re only lonely if you can’t find anyone to ping.

    For everyone who takes the router less traveled in life. Image is about 10" wide and professionally silk screened in cathode green on 100% cotton black shirts. Originally presented in this comic.

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