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  • Zaggy Starbucks Stickers

    Zaggy Starbucks Stickers

    There is a very special pig on Mars. We know this because a Spider from Mars spun a web that said so. Opportunity got a picture before Spirit roved into it. First contact probably could have gone better. This t-shirt is a low-resolution photograph of the glyphs those Martian Spiders drew us. It is untranslatable in any Earth language.

    Full color, die cut vinyl. Sticker is 3" x 4".

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  • Almost There SECRET Stickers

    Almost There SECRET Stickers

    Almost there ... Stay on target ...  Allllmost there

    STAY ON TARGET

    I made myself one of these and everyone started yelling at me that they wanted one, so I'm gonna do a little run of them this week while things are quiet.

    3 colors, professionally silkscreened on durable vinyl. Sticker is 5.25" x 4".

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  • Music Elitism Venn Diagram Stickers

    Music Elitism Venn Diagram Stickers

    As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd!

    Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in math class was Venn Diagrams. Originally presented in this indie rock comic.

    Full color, durable vinyl. Sticker is approximately 4" x 3".

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  • "Warning! Vehicle Transforms Into Robot" Stickers

    "Warning! Vehicle Transforms Into Robot" Stickers

    Back in stock!

    It’s really only fair to let other drivers on the road know that your car, truck, boat, bus, jet, biplane, jetski, locomotive or motorcycle could at any time turn into a huge fighting robot.

    Red and black on white vinyl, professionally silkscreened. 8.5″ × 2.75″.

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  • HOT PERSON ON BOARD Stickers

    HOT PERSON ON BOARD Stickers

    Brand new and in stock!

    Do you consider yourself a hot person? Do you aspire to consider yourself a hot person? These stickers will help you both advertise how you feel about yourself and hopefully remind yourself how great you are.

    Red and black on white vinyl, professionally silkscreened. 11″ × 2.75″.

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  • Chewie is my Co-Pilot Stickers

    Chewie is my Co-Pilot Stickers

    Hyperspace: Believe the hype! These stickers won't rip your arms off and you won't want to rip them off whatever you stick 'em on.

    Black on white vinyl, professionally silkscreened. 5.5″ × 2.13″.

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  • #BUTTS Stickers

    #BUTTS Stickers

    #BUTTS

    #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts #butts 

    Professionally silk screened on durable vinyl. Sticker is 7.5" x 2.".

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  • Great Job! Poop Emoji Dog Poop Bags

    Great Job! Poop Emoji Dog Poop Bags

    You did it! You! The hero!

    Yup, these are totally dog poop bags with an encouraging happy poo emoji praising you.

    Seriously, these are dog poop bags. They're made and printed in the USA from bio-based plastic and reclaimed resins. They are not compostable. (Maybe we'll do some of those in the future) They smell faintly of crayons. 

    Two rolls to a package. 15 bags to a roll.

    Also available on a t-shirt. Need more? Please email for bulk or wholesale order pricing.

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  • "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." Stickers

    "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." Stickers

    Backwards compatible with all Macs

    You remember the dark times. Back when having to learn 90s Linux or Windows 95 was a very scary possibility. When it was possible to sit in a Starbucks for twenty whole minutes and not see an Apple logo. If you told me Apple would get this huge back in the beleaguered era, I'd ask if you were a time traveler from an alternate future.

    Professionally silk screened on durable vinyl. Sticker is 5.5" x 2.75".

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  • Pixel Canada Stickers

    Pixel Canada Stickers

    May the maple be with you

    Maybe you take that Macbook Pro and make it into a Maplebook Pro. Maybe you want to take that Macbook Air and turn it into a Maplebook, Eh?

    I apologize for that joke.

    Professionally silk screened on durable vinyl. Sticker is 4.25" x 2.75".

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  • The Original Girls Stickers

    The Original Girls Stickers

    Thank you for being a friend

    Since the beginning of time, Girls have existed. Show your love for the ultimate expression of 20th century matriarchy with this delightful sticker.

    Professionally silk screened on durable vinyl. Sticker is 4" x 4".

    Also available on a t-shirt and coffee mugs!

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  • Satanic Sticky Notes

    Satanic Sticky Notes

    Satan! Lucifer! The Adversary! Say what you will about the Devil, at least he has the courtesy to leave a note if he misses you. It sure could be worse– he could leave you a voice mail.

    50 sheets per pad, 3" x 3".

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