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  • Musical Elitism Venn Diagram Shirt (Music I Used to Like)

    Musical Elitism Venn Diagram Shirt (Music I Used to Like)

    As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd!

    Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in math class was Venn Diagrams. Originally presented in this indie rock comic.

    Blue, purple and red ink, lovingly silk screened on a black shirt. Image is approximately 9" across.

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  • Anal Safety Snails Shirt by Erika Moen

    Anal Safety Snails Shirt by Erika Moen

    Glows in the dark! 

    Go slow. How slow? Safety snail slow.

    Artwork by Erika Moen as seen in Oh Joy Sex Toy, the link to which I assume you understand is NSFW.

    Three color design with glowing white ink, professionally silkscreened on a diverse assortment of black shirts.

    Sizing FYI: Hanes Beefy-Ts are standard mens shirts. Bella tees are a stretchier, more true womens fit. American Apparel tees run a little small and are fitted, so size accordingly.

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  • Pixel Skull Ringer Tee Shirt

    Pixel Skull Ringer Tee Shirt

    Sinister white Pixel Skull on black American Apparel ringer tee with white accented bits. Hand-printed by dangerous men onto excellent t-shirts.

    You may recognize this shirt from the hyperkinetic motion picture “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” based on the books by Bryan Lee O’Malley.

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  • Bad At Tumbler Shirt

    Bad At Tumbler Shirt

    Most sizes in stock now! Piss off your favorite teen.

    I hope you "heart" and "reboggle" this shirt. Put it on and take it off and pass it to your friends. Give it a fandom. I'm always angry, Cap.

    Professionally screen-printed on Galaxy Blue American Apparel tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 9" wide.

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  • Doctor Whisky Shirt from Warren Ellis (black)

    Doctor Whisky Shirt from Warren Ellis (black)

    Glows in the dark! Just like you do after a few nips of single malt

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    The peaty brain surgeon you can trust to delicately slice away your troubles. Doctor Whisky accepts all popular forms of tribute and only rarely completely ruins lives with a single treatment. 

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Brought to you by Warren with design by Ariana.
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  • Pretty Deadly Shirt (grey)

    Pretty Deadly Shirt (grey)

    Ginny is death and death is awesome. 

    Art by Emma Rios. Pretty Deadly is an excellent new comic book by Kelly Sue DeConnick and Emma Rios which is published by Image Comics.

    Black print, professionally silk-screened onto charcoal grey shirts. Image is approximately 10" wide.

    Sizing FYI: Hanes Beefy-Ts are standard mens shirts. Bella tees are a stretchier, more true womens fit. American Apparel tees run a little small and are fitted, so size accordingly.

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  • Pretty Deadly Shirt (dusty mauve)

    Pretty Deadly Shirt (dusty mauve)

    Ginny is death and death is awesome. 

    Art by Emma Rios. Pretty Deadly is an excellent new comic book by Kelly Sue DeConnick and Emma Rios which is published by Image Comics.

    Black print, professionally silk-screened onto mauve American Apparel shirts. Image is approximately 10" wide.

    Sizing FYI: American Apparel tees run a little small and are fitted, so size accordingly.

    Color FYI: The Bella variant is "lilac" and a little bit brighter and pinker.

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  • Doctor Whisky Shirt from Warren Ellis (surgical teal)

    Doctor Whisky Shirt from Warren Ellis (surgical teal)

    Minty! Sharp! V-Neck!

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    The peaty brain surgeon you can trust to delicately slice away your troubles. Doctor Whisky accepts all popular forms of tribute and only rarely completely ruins lives with a single treatment. 

    Image is about four inches wide and professionally silk screened in black on 100% cotton American Apparel men's V-neck shirts. Brought to you by Warren with design by Ariana.
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  • Ask Me About My Radical Feminist Agenda Shirt

    Ask Me About My Radical Feminist Agenda Shirt

    Most Sizes Shipping Now - More on the Way!

    I have a radical idea! Treat everybody the same way. Except dudebros and pick-up artists. Treat them however you like.

    Red, pink and white ink professionally screen printed on black t-shirts. Originally from this comic.

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  • Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt

    Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt

    Bacon! Friend to mankind, scourge to mankind’s arteries. 1970s retro vogue meets 1990s retro veganism meets 2000s pre-retro ironicism. Originally presented in this salty, greasy, delicious comic.

    White design silk screened on a black t-shirt. Also available on black aprons. You may have seen this shirt on Top Chef.

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  • Invisible Giraffe Shirt

    Invisible Giraffe Shirt

    Hooray! Back for Spring!

    Do you see a giraffe? I don’t see a giraffe. Giraffes are very good at hiding on Planet Goldenrod. If you do not love giraffes, I recommend having a doctor check to see if someone has stolen your heart.

    Two-color hand-silkscreened print on American Apparel sunshine men’s and women’s tees.

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  • I WANT TO BELIEVE in RSS Shirt

    I WANT TO BELIEVE in RSS Shirt

    Glows in the Dark, Like My Heart - Most Sizes in Stock Now

    Some say EX-ML, but I say SEX-ML. The king of syndication may be working underground, but never count him out.

    Standards-compliant orange and glow-white ink professionally screen printed on black t-shirts.

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  • It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil Shirt

    It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil Shirt

    The more you know, the more you can use it against people. Originally presented in this comic. White design silk hand-screened on a black t-shirt.

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  • Nothing Is Any Good If Other People Like It Shirt

    Nothing Is Any Good If Other People Like It Shirt

    As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd!

    Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in math class was Venn Diagrams. Originally presented in this indie rock comic.

    White ink lovingly silk screened on Hanes Maroon Beefy-Ts and Cranberry American Apparel shirts. Image is approximately 9" across. Screenshot borrowed from Hide Your Arms.

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  • Robot Juice Pixelated Coffee Shirt

    Robot Juice Pixelated Coffee Shirt

    IT'S BACK!

    Did you know that approximately 10% of Earth's caffeine passes through my body in a given day? It's probably true. Someone should commission a study.

    This shirt represents the platonic ideal of fresh coffee on the go. It's an understated four-color design silk screened on black shirts. If there were ever a cultural icon you needed to wear on your body, this is the one.

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