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  • Play Old Video Games Shirt

    Play Old Video Games Shirt

    Back in stock! Limited run.

    Miss Ms. Pac-Man? Crying over Q*Bert? Still consider Zaxxon to be a serious 3-D game? Consider this shirt’s two shades of green as a balm for your Pong-loving soul. Perfect for the nostalgic gamer.

    Two shades of green professionally silkscreened on black shirts.

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  • Almost There (Secret) Shirt

    Almost There (Secret) Shirt

    We added a few mens Hanes shirts in M-3XL by request!

    Almost there

    Stay on target

    Allllmost there

    STAY ON TARGET

    I made myself one of these and everyone started yelling at me that they wanted one, so I'm gonna do a little run of them this week while things are quiet.

    Professionally silk screened on black American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. Image is about 9" wide. Red and *glow yellow* ink. Ships in about 5-8 business days.

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  • Musical Elitism Venn Diagram Shirt (Music I Used to Like)

    Musical Elitism Venn Diagram Shirt (Music I Used to Like)

    As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd!

    Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in math class was Venn Diagrams. Originally presented in this indie rock comic.

    Blue, purple and red ink, lovingly silk screened on a black shirt. Image is approximately 9" across.

    Also available on stickers!

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  • O.G.: Original Girls shirt

    O.G.: Original Girls shirt

    In stock now!
    Since the beginning of time, Girls have existed. Show your love for the ultimate expression of 20th century matriarchy with this delightful t-shirt.
    Glow-in-the-dark white ink on Teal Hanes Beefy-T, teal American Apparel mens 2001 & classic girl 2102, and true royal Bella 1001 shirts. Also available on a coffee mug!
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  • Pride of the Resistance (Secret) Shirt

    Pride of the Resistance (Secret) Shirt

    I HAVE ACCEPTED A SECRET MISSION

    But I need your help!

    General Leia has given me a /secret/ mission to make a t-shirt for Poe and Finn's wedding! But the hardscrabble Resistance needs help getting the credits together to print such a glorious design... that's where you come in.

    This glorious garment is professionally silk screened on black Hanes Beefy-T, Bella 1001 tees and American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. Image is about 8.5" wide. Six colors! 

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  • We Are Not All Jerks Shirt

    We Are Not All Jerks Shirt

    In stock now!

    Black Hanes Beefy-T or Bella baby doll shirts especially made to tell the world that not all of us in the U.S.A. fit the "Ugly American" stereotype. Print is about 6.5" wide.

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  • WORDS HAVE MEANINGS Shirt (red)

    WORDS HAVE MEANINGS Shirt (red)

    Seriously. If you don't know how to use a word, look it up. If you don't like what a word means, invent a new one. That's how language works.

    Originally from this comic. Glow-in-the-dark white ink professionally screen printed on red t-shirts. Also available on black.

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  • #BUTTS T-Shirt

    #BUTTS T-Shirt

    #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS#BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS 

    Image is about eight inches wide and professionally silk screened in light blue glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts. 

    Blame Candice.

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  • Icons of Rock Shirt: Zaggy Starbucks

    Icons of Rock Shirt: Zaggy Starbucks

    Limited run! In stock now. Grab one while they last.

    There is a very special pig on Mars. We know this because a Spider from Mars spun a web that said so. Opportunity got a picture before Spirit roved into it. First contact probably could have gone better. This t-shirt is a low-resolution photograph of the glyphs those Martian Spiders drew us. It is untranslatable in any Earth language.

    Four colors, hand-screened on a myriad of American Apparel Galaxy Blue shirts. It only seemed appropriate. Inspired in part by this comic.

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  • Great Job! Poop Emoji T-Shirt

    Great Job! Poop Emoji T-Shirt

    In stock now!

    You did it! You made the best of a shitty situation! Percival Peristalsis, the Positive Poop is proud of you. What better way to tell the world than with this t-shirt?

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in brown and white ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Glows in the dark!
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  • Pixel Skull Ringer Tee Shirt

    Pixel Skull Ringer Tee Shirt

    Size medium is back in stock!
    Sinister white Pixel Skull on black American Apparel ringer tee with white accented bits. Hand-printed by dangerous men onto excellent t-shirts.

    You may recognize this shirt from the movie version of “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” based on the books by Bryan Lee O’Malley. This is the actual shirt, not a crappy rip off.

    It's also available in more sizes (larger and women's!) as a non-ringer t-shirt here.

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  • I Square Pixels Shirt (grey)

    I Square Pixels Shirt (grey)

    I Love Pixels. Do You Love Pixels?

    Do you love videogames, draw tiny icons, build amazing interfaces, Photoshop the light fantastic or yearn for the days when computer graphics required a lot of imagination? You need this shirt.

    Two-color print, silk-screened by androids onto charcoal grey American Apparel, Gildan and Bella shirts.

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  • David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Purple)

    David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Purple)

    Limited run! Grab one while they last.

    Happy birthday, you sexy space wizard. (and me!) Show your dedication to the world's most prolific cosmic elf mage with this GLOW-IN-THE-DARK t-shirt.

    Professionally screen-printed on eggplant American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 10" wide on mens, slightly smaller on womens.

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  • David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Coral)

    David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Coral)

    Limited run! Grab one while they last.

    Happy birthday, you sexy space wizard. (and me!) Show your dedication to the world's most prolific cosmic elf mage with this GLOW-IN-THE-DARK t-shirt.

    Professionally screen-printed on coral American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 10" wide on mens, slightly smaller on womens.

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  • Chewie Is My Co-Pilot Shirt

    Chewie Is My Co-Pilot Shirt

    He's Home.

    Delicious chocolate-colored colored Hanes Beefy-T with a “Hyperspace White” print. If God’s not your co-pilot, perhaps this common nickname for Jesus is.

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  • I Am Ten Ninjas T-Shirt

    I Am Ten Ninjas T-Shirt

    It's finally back and now it GLOWS IN THE DARK
    Limited run! In stock today.

    Not guaranteed to magically confer sneakiness upon the wearer! Originally presented in this comic.

    Black on white vinyl, professionally silkscreened. 10.5"x 2.5".

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  • Three Owls Squared Hoodie

    Three Owls Squared Hoodie

    Limited run! Super limited, actually.

    Three owls times three owls equals one cute hoodie. 

    This is a super cuddly American Apparel California Fleece Pullover hoodies ( #5495), just like I wear under my jacket every day in the winter. These run small, so go up a size if you're not sure!

    Three colors, professionally silk screened. You may recognize this owl from these owl socks.

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  • "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." shirt

    "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." shirt

    You remember the dark times. Back when having to learn 90s Linux or Windows 95 was a very scary possibility. When it was possible to sit in a Starbucks for twenty whole minutes and not see an Apple logo. If you told me Apple would get this huge back in the beleaguered era, I'd ask if you were a time traveler from an alternate future.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white ink on 100% cotton black shirts.
    One more thing… it glows in the dark!
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  • Mew! Reversible Kitty Butt T-shirt

    Mew! Reversible Kitty Butt T-shirt

    Last Call! Just $10 until they run out
    Cute or gross? It's the pink pixel that makes all the difference.
    Printed front and back on charcoal grey Hanes, graphite American Apparel & Bella dark heather grey tees.  Also available on a tote bag!
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  • Electric Sheep Shirt

    Electric Sheep Shirt

    Now you can watch C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate in this awesome t-shirt
    What do you dream of, Mr. Dick? Around these parts, we dream of Electric Sheep. Design originally appeared in this comic. Five-color print, silk-screened by androids onto charcoal grey shirts. Lead photography by Libby Bulloff.

    As seen on Evil Wil Wheaton in The Big Bang Theory.

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  • Pixel Skull Shirt

    Pixel Skull Shirt

    Sinister white on black American Apparel tee. Hand-printed by dangerous men onto excellent t-shirts.

    You may recognize this shirt from the hyperkinetic motion picture “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” based on the books by Bryan Lee O’Malley.

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  • Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt

    Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt

    Last call! $10 until they run out

    Bacon! Friend to mankind, scourge to mankind’s arteries. 1970s retro vogue meets 1990s retro veganism meets 2000s pre-retro ironicism. Originally presented in this salty, greasy, delicious comic.

    White design silk screened on a black t-shirt. You may have seen this shirt on Top Chef.

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  • Nothing Is Any Good If Other People Like It Shirt

    Nothing Is Any Good If Other People Like It Shirt

    As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd!

    Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in math class was Venn Diagrams. Originally presented in this indie rock comic.

    White ink lovingly silk screened on Hanes Maroon Beefy-Ts and Cranberry American Apparel shirts. Image is approximately 9" across. Screenshot borrowed from Hide Your Arms.

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  • Pixel Android T-Shirt

    Pixel Android T-Shirt

    He's cute! He's green! I've arbitrarily assigned him a gender so you can empathize with him!

    Big, bold glow-in-the-dark green design professionally silk screened onto black t-shirts.

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  • It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil Shirt

    It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil Shirt

    Learning is back and it’s still super evil

    The more you know, the more you can use it against people. Originally presented in this comic. White design silk hand-screened on a black t-shirt.

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  • I WOKE UP LIKE DISK Shirt

    I WOKE UP LIKE DISK Shirt

    Even when I wake up floppy, I wake up flawless. Now you can, too!

    Available on Galaxy Blue American Apparel tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 8" high.

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  • "Cosima is my Co-Pilot" Shirt

    "Cosima is my Co-Pilot" Shirt

    Welcome to Clone Club, Clonekateers! I admit, I don't get into TV shows very often, but I'm obsessed with Orphan Black. Bet you can't guess who my favorite clone is!

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white ink on 100% cotton black shirts.
    Glows in the dark for covert ops and late-night science!
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  • Invisible Giraffe Shirt

    Invisible Giraffe Shirt

    Most sizes in stock!

    Do you see a giraffe? I don’t see a giraffe. Giraffes are very good at hiding on Planet Goldenrod. If you do not love giraffes, I recommend having a doctor check to see if someone has stolen your heart.

    Two-color hand-silkscreened print on American Apparel sunshine men’s and women’s tees.

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  • Mix Tape Shirt

    Mix Tape Shirt

    Parties go a lot smoother with a clearly-labelled DJ. There’s space inside the image area to customize it and name your mix with a laundry marker if you like.

    Two colors hand-screened onto black shirts.

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  • Mr. Petabyte, The Pixel Cloud Shirt

    Mr. Petabyte, The Pixel Cloud Shirt

    Upload yourself to The Cloud

    I haven't had cloud shirts since before the term "The Cloud" was used for storage on the internet. Wrap yourself in Mr. Petabyte's fluffy embrace while you can!

    Two-color hand-silkscreened print on American Apparel sky blue men’s and women’s tees.

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  • Bad At Tumbler Shirt

    Bad At Tumbler Shirt

    I hope you "heart" and "reboggle" this shirt. Put it on and take it off and pass it to your friends. Give it a fandom. I'm always angry, Cap.

    Professionally screen-printed on Galaxy Blue American Apparel tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 9" wide.

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  • "I'd Rather Be Working" Shirt

    "I'd Rather Be Working" Shirt

    Whatever I'm doing, if it's not working I'd probably Rather Be Working.

    This shirt is specifically designed for workaholics to wear on vacation. It glows in the dark, so you can even wear it to bars and other inexplicably popular nighttime situations.

    Image is about 11" wide and professionally silk screened in glow-in-the-dark white on 100% cotton black shirts. 

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  • Robot Juice Pixelated Coffee Shirt

    Robot Juice Pixelated Coffee Shirt

    IT'S BACK!

    Did you know that approximately 10% of Earth's caffeine passes through my body in a given day? It's probably true. Someone should commission a study.

    This shirt represents the platonic ideal of fresh coffee on the go. It's an understated four-color design silk screened on black shirts. If there were ever a cultural icon you needed to wear on your body, this is the one.

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  • Cherry Pi Shirt

    Cherry Pi Shirt

    Limited quantity in stock now- Grab one before Pi Day!
    Pack it up, pack it in… let me begin counting! Pi may be the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter, but to us it’s an infinite dessert bar. White, green and red ink on black on a black shirt.
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  • "I'm Not Unemployed. I'm NSFW." Shirt

    "I'm Not Unemployed. I'm NSFW." Shirt

    Back in stock!

    One of the jokes I tell people after eight years working for myself as a webcartoonist is that I'm probably not able to work a normal job anymore. Eight hours a day with a break for lunch? The ability to blame other people for my mistakes? Does not compute! (and I do not commute)

    This little tale may or may not apply to your situation, but I wish you the best in dealing with it. If you ever get the chance to be self-employed, you should go for it. You'll work your ass off and never look back.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white on 100% cotton black shirts. Originally from this tweet.

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  • Pixel Canada Shirt

    Pixel Canada Shirt

    The North will rise again! Pixel Maple leaf lovingly printed in white on deep red shirts.

    Photography by Libby Bulloff.

    Also available as a sticker!

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  • I Love Robots Shirt

    I Love Robots Shirt

    Freshly reprinted!

    Technophilia isn’t illegal yet. We’ll leave the judgments on its morality up to you.

    Available on black Hanes Beefy-T and American Apparel Fine Jersey Tees.

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  • There's Never Been a Better Time to Worship Satan Shirt

    There's Never Been a Better Time to Worship Satan Shirt

    HAIL SATAN

    Satan! A good idea in need of better branding, or the best brand in need of a little goodness? Show your allegiance for the light-bringer with this delightful t-shirt.

    Professionally silk-screened in black and glow-in-the-dark white ink on red shirts.

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  • "Fuck It" Shirt

    "Fuck It" Shirt

    Nobody else gets to ruin your day. Fuck it. You're done being a grown-up for the week. Fuck it. Everything is better when you don't give a shit. Fuck it.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Glows in the dark! Design by Chris Piascik.
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  • Pretty Deadly Shirt (grey)

    Pretty Deadly Shirt (grey)

    Ginny is death and death is awesome. 

    Art by Emma Rios. Pretty Deadly is an excellent new comic book by Kelly Sue DeConnick and Emma Rios which is published by Image Comics.

    Black print, professionally silk-screened onto charcoal grey shirts. Image is approximately 10" wide.

    Sizing FYI: Hanes Beefy-Ts are standard mens shirts. Bella tees are a stretchier, more true womens fit. American Apparel tees run a little small and are fitted, so size accordingly.

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  • Pretty Deadly Shirt (dusty mauve)

    Pretty Deadly Shirt (dusty mauve)

    Ginny is death and death is awesome. 

    Art by Emma Rios. Pretty Deadly is an excellent new comic book by Kelly Sue DeConnick and Emma Rios which is published by Image Comics.

    Black print, professionally silk-screened onto mauve American Apparel shirts. Image is approximately 10" wide.

    Sizing FYI: American Apparel tees run a little small and are fitted, so size accordingly.

    Color FYI: The Bella variant is "lilac" and a little bit brighter and pinker.

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  • Liz Phair Was Right T-Shirt

    Liz Phair Was Right T-Shirt

    Limited Run! 

    ♫♫ not all men ♫♫
    ♫♫ not all men ♫♫

    ♫♫ even when i was seventeen ♫♫

    ♫♫ not all men ♫♫
    ♫♫ not all men ♫♫

    ♫♫ even i was twelve ♫♫

    Two color design by the heroic Dylan Meconis on black American Apparel mens 2001, womens 2102, Bella 1001 and Hanes Beefy-Ts. 

     

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  • GONK GONK Power Posse Shirt

    GONK GONK Power Posse Shirt

    Surprise! Super-Limited Run.

    The background joke that just won’t stay in the background. Show your respect for the chattiest battery that ever was by wearing him over your heart.

    GLOW-IN-THE-DARK white ink on a Black Hanes Beefy-T, Bella baby doll or American Apparel shirts. Image is approximately 6" wide.

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