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  • Science Gangster Shirt from Warren Ellis

    Science Gangster Shirt from Warren Ellis

    Glows in the dark! Emits energy on visible spectrum only.

    Pre-order item. Ships in approximately 7-10 days.

    Barely controlled and rarely safe, science has sent us to collect her protection money. Enjoy making your friends run screaming from your radioactive perforation mechanism!

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in light blue glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Brought to you by Warren with design by Ariana.
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  • Baconcoin Shirt from Warren Ellis

    Baconcoin Shirt from Warren Ellis

    One week only! EXTENDED until Friday, 5/17.

    Shirts are printed to order and ship 7-10 days after end date.

    If the internet was honest about itself, Baconcoin would be the new hotness in crypto currencies. Decode its delicious code if you dare.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened on 100% cotton charcoal and graphite shirts. Brought to you by Warren with design by Ariana.
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  • Musical Elitism Venn Diagram Shirt (Music I Used to Like)

    Musical Elitism Venn Diagram Shirt (Music I Used to Like)

    As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd!

    Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in math class was Venn Diagrams. Originally presented in this indie rock comic.

    Blue, purple and red ink, lovingly silk screened on a black shirt. Image is approximately 9" across.

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  • "I'm Not Unemployed. I'm NSFW." Shirt

    "I'm Not Unemployed. I'm NSFW." Shirt

    One Week Limited Engagement! EXTENDED until Friday, 5/17

    Shirts are printed to order and ship 7-10 days after end date.

    One of the jokes I tell people after eight years working for myself as a webcartoonist is that I'm probably not able to work a normal job anymore. Eight hours a day with a break for lunch? The ability to blame other people for my mistakes? Does not compute! (and I do not commute)

    This little tale may or may not apply to your situation, but I wish you the best in dealing with it. If you ever get the chance to be self-employed, you should go for it. You'll work your ass off and never look back.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white on 100% cotton black shirts. Originally from this tweet.

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  • It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil Shirt

    It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil Shirt

    The more you know, the more you can use it against people. Originally presented in this comic. White design silk hand-screened on a black t-shirt.

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  • Robot Juice Pixelated Coffee Shirt

    Robot Juice Pixelated Coffee Shirt

    Back by popular request! Shipping now!

    Did you know that approximately 10% of Earth's caffeine passes through my body in a given day? It's probably true. Someone should commission a study.

    This shirt represents the platonic ideal of fresh coffee on the go. It's an understated four-color design silk screened on black shirts. If there were ever a cultural icon you needed to wear on your body, this is the one.

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  • Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt

    Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt

    Bacon! Friend to mankind, scourge to mankind’s arteries. 1970s retro vogue meets 1990s retro veganism meets 2000s pre-retro ironicism. Originally presented in this salty, greasy, delicious comic.

    White design silk screened on a black t-shirt. Also available on black aprons. You may have seen this shirt on Top Chef.

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  • Ravenn Diagram Shirt

    Ravenn Diagram Shirt


    Once upon a midnight dreary, I was folding Music Elitism Venn Diagram shirts and thinking about blackbirds. While I nodded, more than napping, I dreamed this t-shirt, and nothing more. Also available on a tote bag.

    Deep purple, blood red and pale glow yellow ink, lovingly silk screened on a black shirt. Image is approximately 9" across.

    Art assist by Admiral Osborne. Color consultation by Dr. Nagoski.

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  • Chewie Is My Co-Pilot Shirt

    Chewie Is My Co-Pilot Shirt

    The Original and Best.

    Delicious chocolate-colored colored Hanes Beefy-T with a “Hyperspace White” print. If God’s not your co-pilot, perhaps this common nickname for Jesus is.

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  • "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." shirt

    "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." shirt

    You remember the dark times. Back when having to learn 90s Linux or Windows 95 was a very scary possibility. When it was possible to sit in a Starbucks for twenty whole minutes and not see an Apple logo. If you told me Apple would get this huge back in the beleaguered era, I'd ask if you were a time traveler from an alternate future.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white ink on 100% cotton black shirts.

    One more thing… it glows in the dark!
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  • Pixel Skull Ringer Tee Shirt

    Pixel Skull Ringer Tee Shirt

    Sinister white Pixel Skull on black American Apparel ringer tee with white accented bits. Hand-printed by dangerous men onto excellent t-shirts.

    You may recognize this shirt from the hyperkinetic motion picture “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” based on the books by Bryan Lee O’Malley.

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  • Pixel Skull Shirt

    Pixel Skull Shirt

    Sinister white on black American Apparel tee. Hand-printed by dangerous men onto excellent t-shirts.

    You may recognize this shirt from the hyperkinetic motion picture “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” based on the books by Bryan Lee O’Malley.

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  • Nothing Is Any Good If Other People Like It Shirt

    Nothing Is Any Good If Other People Like It Shirt

    As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd!

    Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in math class was Venn Diagrams. Originally presented in this indie rock comic.

    White ink lovingly silk screened on Hanes Maroon Beefy-Ts and Cranberry American Apparel shirts. Image is approximately 9" across. Screenshot borrowed from Hide Your Arms.

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  • I Square Pixels Shirt (black)

    I Square Pixels Shirt (black)

    Also available on grey shirts.

    Do you love videogames, draw tiny icons, build amazing interfaces, Photoshop the light fantastic or yearn for the days when computer graphics required a lot of imagination? You need this shirt.

    I made a low resolution to myself this year to make shirts I really need to wear. You’re looking at my new comic convention uniform.

    Two-color print, silk-screened by androids onto black American Apparel, Gildan and Bella shirts.

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  • I Square Pixels Shirt (grey)

    I Square Pixels Shirt (grey)

    I Pixel Pixels. Do You Pixel Pixels?

    Do you love videogames, draw tiny icons, build amazing interfaces, Photoshop the light fantastic or yearn for the days when computer graphics required a lot of imagination? You need this shirt.

    I made a low resolution to myself this year to make shirts I really need to wear. You’re looking at my new comic convention uniform.

    Two-color print, silk-screened by androids onto charcoal grey American Apparel, Gildan and Bella shirts.

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