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  • Musical Elitism Venn Diagram Shirt (Music I Used to Like)

    As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd! Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in... More info and photos...

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  • Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt (purple)

    1970s retro vogue meets 1990s retro veganism meets 2000s pre-retro ironicism. Originally presented in this salty, greasy, delicious comic. White design silk screened on an eggplant t-shirt. Also available on black t-shirts and aprons. More info and photos...

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  • Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt (black)

    1970s retro vogue meets 1990s retro veganism meets 2000s pre-retro ironicism. Originally presented in this salty, greasy, delicious comic. White design silk screened on a black t-shirt. Also available on purple American Apparel shirts and... More info and photos...

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  • Ask Me About My Conspiracy Theories Shirt

    Conspiracies! We know they’re true. You know they’re true. But how are you supposed to tell people about them without looking crazy? Make people ask you, of course! Here’s how it works: We print the... More info and photos...

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  • CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! Shirt (2009)

    This shirt. Out of a week of seven days, it will describe your mood at least five times. We call those times “weekdays”. Celebrate Red Robot’s new book with his mantra on your torso. More info and photos...

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  • Chewie Is My Co-Pilot Shirt

    Delicious chocolate-colored colored Hanes Beefy-T with a “Hyperspace White” print. If God’s not your co-pilot, perhaps this common nickname for Jesus is. (3XL shirts printed on black) More info and photos...

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  • Secret Kisses Shirt, Tinker The True Love Tortoise Edition

    Now on American Apparel womens tees! Making the first move isn’t easy. Lots of people spend years secretly lusting for someone, completely unable to say how they feel. Sometimes these people die alone and unloved!... More info and photos...

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  • Secret Kisses Shirt, Herschl the Hook-Up Hare Edition

    We know you don’t actually need help getting people to kiss you. What you need is help speeding up the process! Getting the word out! Advertising! Here’s how it works: We print the design in... More info and photos...

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  • The Saddest Soldier Shirt (white)

    Troops don’t get no respect. Sure you can’t hit a Womp Rat at ten meters. Maybe you hit your head on doors a lot. That doesn’t mean those dang Rebels should pick on you. You’re... More info and photos...

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  • Cherry Pi Shirt

    $15 this week only! Pack it up, pack it in… let me begin counting! Pi may be the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter, but to us it’s an infinite dessert bar. White,... More info and photos...

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  • Baconbot Toaster Shirt

    New design! Shipping Now! The best kind of friend is someone who knows exactly what you need, before you even know when you need it. Johnny Toaster is that kind of friend. Please don’t try... More info and photos...

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  • Joe Biden Fan Club Shirt

    The world’s first adorable Vice-President? Fun uncle you always wished for? Smooth dude? International foreign policy expert par excellence? Show your love for Barack’s go-to guy by joining his fan club. Image is about 6.5”... More info and photos...

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  • Pixel Heart Shirt (black)

    Only $15 Until 2/2 Life meters haven’t been this stylish since The Adventure of Link. Image is about 6” wide and professionally silk screened in pink and white on 100% cotton black shirts. Originally presented... More info and photos...

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  • I Heart Me Shirt (green)

    Narcissistic New Englanders unite! Do you love yourself, the lone monosyllabic state in the Union and funny t-shirts? If you’re three for three, this is the shirt for thee. 2-color creme and red design on... More info and photos...

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  • I Heart Me Shirt (black)

    Narcissistic New Englanders unite! Do you love yourself, the lone monosyllabic state in the Union and funny t-shirts? If you’re three for three, this is the shirt for thee. 2-color creme and red design on... More info and photos...

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  • Seven Deadly Texans Shirt

    The most notorious shape on this or any map meets the most bad ass part of the Bible. Red & white ink on a black shirt. Image is approximately 7” wide. More info and photos...

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