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  • Musical Elitism Venn Diagram Shirt (Music I Used to Like)

    Musical Elitism Venn Diagram Shirt (Music I Used to Like)

    As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd!

    Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in math class was Venn Diagrams. Originally presented in this indie rock comic.

    Blue, purple and red ink, lovingly silk screened on a black shirt. Image is approximately 9" across.

    Also available on stickers!

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  • Liz Phair Was Right T-Shirt

    Liz Phair Was Right T-Shirt

    Limited Run! 

    ♫♫ not all men ♫♫
    ♫♫ not all men ♫♫

    ♫♫ even when i was seventeen ♫♫

    ♫♫ not all men ♫♫
    ♫♫ not all men ♫♫

    ♫♫ even i was twelve ♫♫

    Two color design by the heroic Dylan Meconis on black American Apparel mens 2001, womens 2102, Bella 1001 and Hanes Beefy-Ts. 

     

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  • Pixel Android T-Shirt

    Pixel Android T-Shirt

    Most sizes in stock now!

    Printing more Hanes mens M - Will have them in about a week

    He's cute! He's green! I've arbitrarily assigned him a gender so you can empathize with him!

    Big, bold glow-in-the-dark green design professionally silk screened onto black t-shirts.

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  • Great Job! Poop Emoji T-Shirt

    Great Job! Poop Emoji T-Shirt

    In stock now!

    You did it! You made the best of a shitty situation! Percival Peristalsis, the Positive Poop is proud of you. What better way to tell the world than with this t-shirt?

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in brown and white ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Glows in the dark!
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  • O.G.: Original Girls shirt

    O.G.: Original Girls shirt

    Back in stock!
    Since the beginning of time, Girls have existed. Show your love for the ultimate expression of 20th century matriarchy with this delightful t-shirt.

    Glow-in-the-dark white ink on Teal Hanes Beefy-T, teal American Apparel mens 2001 & classic girl 2102, and true royal Bella 1001 shirts.
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  • It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil Shirt

    It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil Shirt

    Learning is back and it’s still super evil

    The more you know, the more you can use it against people. Originally presented in this comic. White design silk hand-screened on a black t-shirt.

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  • Pixel Skull Ringer Tee Shirt

    Pixel Skull Ringer Tee Shirt

    Sinister white Pixel Skull on black American Apparel ringer tee with white accented bits. Hand-printed by dangerous men onto excellent t-shirts.

    You may recognize this shirt from the movie version of “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” based on the books by Bryan Lee O’Malley. This is the actual shirt, not a crappy rip off.

    It's also available in more sizes (larger and women's!) as a non-ringer t-shirt here.

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  • #BUTTS T-Shirt

    #BUTTS T-Shirt

    Glows in the dark! Most sizes in stock today.

    #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS#BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS 

    Image is about eight inches wide and professionally silk screened in light blue glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts. 

    Blame Candice.

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  • "Cosima is my Co-Pilot" Shirt

    "Cosima is my Co-Pilot" Shirt

    In stock now!

    Welcome to Clone Club, Clonekateers! I admit, I don't get into TV shows very often, but I'm obsessed with Orphan Black. Bet you can't guess who my favorite clone is!

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white ink on 100% cotton black shirts.
    Glows in the dark for covert ops and late-night science!
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  • Mew! Reversible Kitty Butt T-shirt

    Mew! Reversible Kitty Butt T-shirt

    Mew! In Stock Now!
    Cute or gross? It's the pink pixel that makes all the difference.
    Printed front and back on charcoal grey Hanes, graphite American Apparel & Bella dark heather grey tees.  Also available on a tote bag!
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  • I Square Pixels Shirt (grey)

    I Square Pixels Shirt (grey)

    I Pixel Pixels. Do You Pixel Pixels?

     

    Do you love videogames, draw tiny icons, build amazing interfaces, Photoshop the light fantastic or yearn for the days when computer graphics required a lot of imagination? You need this shirt.

    I made a low resolution to myself this year to make shirts I really need to wear. You’re looking at my new comic convention uniform.

    Two-color print, silk-screened by androids onto charcoal grey American Apparel, Gildan and Bella shirts.

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  • Nothing Is Any Good If Other People Like It Shirt

    Nothing Is Any Good If Other People Like It Shirt

    $12 this weekend only!

    As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd!

    Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in math class was Venn Diagrams. Originally presented in this indie rock comic.

    White ink lovingly silk screened on Hanes Maroon Beefy-Ts and Cranberry American Apparel shirts. Image is approximately 9" across. Screenshot borrowed from Hide Your Arms.

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  • Mr. Petabyte, The Pixel Cloud Shirt

    Mr. Petabyte, The Pixel Cloud Shirt

    $12 this weekend only!

    I haven't had cloud shirts since before the term "The Cloud" was used for storage on the internet. Wrap yourself in Mr. Petabyte's fluffy embrace while you can!

    Two-color hand-silkscreened print on American Apparel sky blue men’s and women’s tees.

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  • Bad At Tumbler Shirt

    Bad At Tumbler Shirt

    $12 this weekend only!

    I hope you "heart" and "reboggle" this shirt. Put it on and take it off and pass it to your friends. Give it a fandom. I'm always angry, Cap.

    Professionally screen-printed on Galaxy Blue American Apparel tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 9" wide.

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  • Invisible Giraffe Shirt

    Invisible Giraffe Shirt

    Most sizes in stock!

    Do you see a giraffe? I don’t see a giraffe. Giraffes are very good at hiding on Planet Goldenrod. If you do not love giraffes, I recommend having a doctor check to see if someone has stolen your heart.

    Two-color hand-silkscreened print on American Apparel sunshine men’s and women’s tees.

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  • Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt

    Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt

    Bacon! Friend to mankind, scourge to mankind’s arteries. 1970s retro vogue meets 1990s retro veganism meets 2000s pre-retro ironicism. Originally presented in this salty, greasy, delicious comic.

    White design silk screened on a black t-shirt. You may have seen this shirt on Top Chef.

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  • There's Never Been a Better Time to Worship Satan Shirt

    There's Never Been a Better Time to Worship Satan Shirt

    HAIL SATAN

    Satan! A good idea in need of better branding, or the best brand in need of a little goodness? Show your allegiance for the light-bringer with this delightful t-shirt.

    Professionally silk-screened in black and glow-in-the-dark white ink on red shirts.

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  • Mix Tape Shirt

    Mix Tape Shirt

    Back by Popular Request!

    Parties go a lot smoother with a clearly-labelled DJ. There’s space inside the image area to customize it and name your mix with a laundry marker if you like.

    Two colors hand-screened onto black shirts.

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  • "I'd Rather Be Working" Shirt

    "I'd Rather Be Working" Shirt

    $12 this weekend only!

    It's just you and me here, right? You can keep this to yourself?

    Whatever I'm doing, if it's not working I'd probably* Rather Be Working. It's not that I don't like my friends and family. It's more like I understand that there is only a tiny window of 20-30 years in which I can try to bang out as much fun, weird stuff as humanly possible while I'm alive and vital. I'd be happy to sit on my ass at a beach or some junk if science would only extend my lifespan an extra fifty years.

    This shirt is specifically designed for workaholics to wear on vacation. It glows in the dark, so you can even wear it to bars and other inexplicably popular nighttime situations. Remove garment before Evening Kisses Time. 

    Image is about 11" wide and professionally silk screened in glow-in-the-dark white on 100% cotton black shirts. 

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  • Robot Juice Pixelated Coffee Shirt

    Robot Juice Pixelated Coffee Shirt

    IT'S BACK!

    Did you know that approximately 10% of Earth's caffeine passes through my body in a given day? It's probably true. Someone should commission a study.

    This shirt represents the platonic ideal of fresh coffee on the go. It's an understated four-color design silk screened on black shirts. If there were ever a cultural icon you needed to wear on your body, this is the one.

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  • "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." shirt

    "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." shirt

    Now also available on coffee mugs!

    You remember the dark times. Back when having to learn 90s Linux or Windows 95 was a very scary possibility. When it was possible to sit in a Starbucks for twenty whole minutes and not see an Apple logo. If you told me Apple would get this huge back in the beleaguered era, I'd ask if you were a time traveler from an alternate future.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white ink on 100% cotton black shirts.
    One more thing… it glows in the dark!
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  • Electric Sheep Shirt

    Electric Sheep Shirt

    $12 this weekend only!
    What do you dream of, Mr. Dick? Around these parts, we dream of Electric Sheep. Design originally appeared in this comic. Five-color print, silk-screened by androids onto charcoal grey shirts. Lead photography by Libby Bulloff.

    As seen on Evil Wil Wheaton in The Big Bang Theory.

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  • CRUSH ALL HUMANS! Shirt

    CRUSH ALL HUMANS! Shirt

    As seen on Evil Wil Wheaton in The Big Bang Theory!

    The Crush All Humans! shirt. Out of a week of seven days, it will describe your mood at least five times. We call those times “weekdays”. Celebrate Red Robot’s new book with his mantra on your torso.

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  • Cherry Pi Shirt

    Cherry Pi Shirt

    Limited quantity in stock now- Grab one before Pi Day!
    Pack it up, pack it in… let me begin counting! Pi may be the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter, but to us it’s an infinite dessert bar. White, green and red ink on black on a black shirt.
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  • Pixel Skull Shirt

    Pixel Skull Shirt

    Sinister white on black American Apparel tee. Hand-printed by dangerous men onto excellent t-shirts.

    You may recognize this shirt from the hyperkinetic motion picture “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” based on the books by Bryan Lee O’Malley.

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  • Chewie Is My Co-Pilot Shirt

    Chewie Is My Co-Pilot Shirt

    He's Home.

    Delicious chocolate-colored colored Hanes Beefy-T with a “Hyperspace White” print. If God’s not your co-pilot, perhaps this common nickname for Jesus is.

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  • Joe Biden Fan Club Shirt

    Joe Biden Fan Club Shirt

    Last call! The Joe Biden Fan Club is moving to the next level later this year.

    The world’s first adorable Vice-President? Fun uncle you always wished for? Smooth dude? International foreign policy expert par excellence? A big fucking deal?

    Show your love for Barack’s go-to guy by joining his fan club.

    Image is about 6.5" wide and professionally silk screened in grey, white and light blue on 100% cotton black shirts.

    Need more Biden pics? We follow the Biden Daily community on Livejournal for our constant IV drip of Joe.

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  • "I'm Not Unemployed. I'm NSFW." Shirt

    "I'm Not Unemployed. I'm NSFW." Shirt

    Just a few of each size remain!

    One of the jokes I tell people after eight years working for myself as a webcartoonist is that I'm probably not able to work a normal job anymore. Eight hours a day with a break for lunch? The ability to blame other people for my mistakes? Does not compute! (and I do not commute)

    This little tale may or may not apply to your situation, but I wish you the best in dealing with it. If you ever get the chance to be self-employed, you should go for it. You'll work your ass off and never look back.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white on 100% cotton black shirts. Originally from this tweet.

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  • Pixel Canada Shirt

    Pixel Canada Shirt

    $12 this weekend only!

    The North will rise again! Pixel Maple leaf lovingly printed in white on deep red shirts.

    Photography by Libby Bulloff.

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  • Brimper Shirt from Sex Criminals

    Brimper Shirt from Sex Criminals

    Brimping! The sensational new sex sensation made famous in Fraction & Zdarsky's instant sex classic comic "Sex Criminals." What is brimping? It's the most fun your genitals can have in mid-air.

    Front and back silkscreened print on pink American Apparel men’s and women’s tees. White glow on the front, secret glow on the back.

    Just be aware- these AA shirts run a little small. We'll try to get more sizes soon!

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  • Get Excited and Make Things Shirt

    Get Excited and Make Things Shirt

    Excitement! Ingenuity! Anglophilia! 

    This one goes out to all the hackers and the crazy ones who never kept calm or carried on. Mighty Matt Jones made this magnificent design and is letting me sell it for him. (and he is so nice he's even letting me give his part of the proceeds to a local charity. I'm thinking animal shelters.)

    One-color hand-silkscreened print on teal blue American Apparel men’s and women’s tees. It's a really fun color.

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  • GONE VIRAL Shirt from Warren Ellis (black)

    GONE VIRAL Shirt from Warren Ellis (black)

    Glows in the dark! This is normal. DO NOT BE CONCERNED.

    Have you ever GONE VIRAL? It's OK. We won't tell anyone. The last thing we need is to cause irrational fear and group mania on the internet.

    Image is about ten inches tall and professionally silk screened in toxic green glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Brought to you by Warren with design by rstevens.
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  • Science Gangster Shirt from Warren Ellis

    Science Gangster Shirt from Warren Ellis

    Glows in the dark! Emits energy on visible spectrum only.

    Barely controlled and rarely safe, science has sent us to collect her protection money. Enjoy making your friends run screaming from your radioactive perforation mechanism!

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in light blue glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Brought to you by Warren with design by Ariana.
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  • Pretty Deadly Shirt (grey)

    Pretty Deadly Shirt (grey)

    Ginny is death and death is awesome. 

    Art by Emma Rios. Pretty Deadly is an excellent new comic book by Kelly Sue DeConnick and Emma Rios which is published by Image Comics.

    Black print, professionally silk-screened onto charcoal grey shirts. Image is approximately 10" wide.

    Sizing FYI: Hanes Beefy-Ts are standard mens shirts. Bella tees are a stretchier, more true womens fit. American Apparel tees run a little small and are fitted, so size accordingly.

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  • Pretty Deadly Shirt (dusty mauve)

    Pretty Deadly Shirt (dusty mauve)

    Ginny is death and death is awesome. 

    Art by Emma Rios. Pretty Deadly is an excellent new comic book by Kelly Sue DeConnick and Emma Rios which is published by Image Comics.

    Black print, professionally silk-screened onto mauve American Apparel shirts. Image is approximately 10" wide.

    Sizing FYI: American Apparel tees run a little small and are fitted, so size accordingly.

    Color FYI: The Bella variant is "lilac" and a little bit brighter and pinker.

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  • Doctor Whisky Shirt from Warren Ellis (black)

    Doctor Whisky Shirt from Warren Ellis (black)

    Glows in the dark! Just like you do after a few nips of single malt

    In Stock Now

    The peaty brain surgeon you can trust to delicately slice away your troubles. Doctor Whisky accepts all popular forms of tribute and only rarely completely ruins lives with a single treatment. 

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Brought to you by Warren with design by Ariana.
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  • WORDS HAVE MEANINGS Shirt (red)

    WORDS HAVE MEANINGS Shirt (red)

    Last call! Just $10 until they run out.

    Seriously. If you don't know how to use a word, look it up. If you don't like what a word means, invent a new one. That's how language works.

    Originally from this comic. Glow-in-the-dark white ink professionally screen printed on red t-shirts. Also available on black.

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  • Ask Me About My Radical Feminist Agenda Shirt

    Ask Me About My Radical Feminist Agenda Shirt

    Last Call! When They're Gone, They're GONE

    I have a radical idea! Treat everybody the same way. Except dudebros and pick-up artists. Treat them however you like.

    Red, pink and white ink professionally screen printed on black t-shirts. Originally from this comic.

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  • PLEASE Tell Me That's Cosplay Shirt

    PLEASE Tell Me That's Cosplay Shirt

    Limited Run! When They're Gone, They're Gone

    Please. Oh God. Please? Seriously. I'm so sorry.

    White silkscreen on black American Apparel men’s and women’s tees.

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  • "Coffee is my Operating System" Shirt

    "Coffee is my Operating System" Shirt

    $12 this weekend only!

    I don't know if it's a "system" per se, but coffee is the command line that gets me to Barely Operational. Green ink professionally silk screened onto black shirts.

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  • "Fuck It" Shirt

    "Fuck It" Shirt

    $12 this weekend only!

    Nobody else gets to ruin your day. Fuck it. You're done being a grown-up for the week. Fuck it. Everything is better when you don't give a shit. Fuck it.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Glows in the dark! Design by Chris Piascik.
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  • Autobot Symbol Shirt

    Autobot Symbol Shirt

    Most sizes in stock now- Limited run!

    Aren't you robots tired of being in disguise? Show a little Autobot pride with this shirt. As seen on Dr. Goatee, Radical Fedorite in this comic.

    Professionally silk-screened in metallic crimson red on black shirts.

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