Diesel Sweeties Store: Music & Pixel T-Shirts & Socks

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Musical Elitism Venn Diagram Shirt (Music I Used to Like)

As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd!

Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in math class was Venn Diagrams. Originally presented in this indie rock comic.

Blue, purple and red ink, lovingly silk screened on a black shirt. Image is approximately 9" across.

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Pixel Skull Ringer Tee Shirt

Running low on XL, just FYI. Everything else is well-stocked.

Sinister white Pixel Skull on black American Apparel ringer tee with white accented bits. Hand-printed by dangerous men onto excellent t-shirts.

You may recognize this shirt from the hyperkinetic motion picture “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” based on the books by Bryan Lee O’Malley.

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Robot Juice Pixelated Coffee Shirt

Back by popular request! Shipping now!

Did you know that approximately 10% of Earth's caffeine passes through my body in a given day? It's probably true. Someone should commission a study.

This shirt represents the platonic ideal of fresh coffee on the go. It's an understated four-color design silk screened on black shirts. If there were ever a cultural icon you needed to wear on your body, this is the one.

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Pixel Skull Shirt

Sinister white on black American Apparel tee. Hand-printed by dangerous men onto excellent t-shirts.

You may recognize this shirt from the hyperkinetic motion picture “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” based on the books by Bryan Lee O’Malley.

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I Loaf Bread Shirt

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Bread is not only the most important and delicious food in history, it is also the most forgiving. Bread doesn't care if you blame it for making you fat. Bread doesn't take offense when you build entire diets just to exclude it. Bread will always be there for you when you need it.

I Loaf Bread. So much.

Two color print professionally silk screened on chocolate brown Hanes, American Apparel and Bella tees. Also available on aprons.

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QRobot Shirt

New Shirt! Limited quantities shipping today.

I'm not explaining this one. I respect your ability as a geek to figure it out.

Image is about 9" wide and professionally silk screened in three colors including glow-in-the-dark white on 100% cotton black shirts. Sorry, men's shirts only on this one for technical reasons.

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Spicy Cock Delicious Flavor Shirt

Because Sriracha Makes Everything Better

In a bland world ruled by lack of flavor … there came a rooster. A hero. A saucy, saucy hero with a mission to save us from boring food. Show your allegiance by wearing his secret symbol.

One color, lovingly screen printed on American Apparel cranberry, Hanes deep red and Bella cardinal tees.

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Nothing Is Any Good If Other People Like It Shirt

As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd!

White ink lovingly silk screened on Hanes Maroon Beefy-Ts and Cranberry American Apparel shirts. Image is approximately 9" across. Screenshot borrowed from Hide Your Arms.

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"I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." shirt

You remember the dark times. Back when having to learn 90s Linux or Windows 95 was a very scary possibility. When it was possible to sit in a Starbucks for twenty whole minutes and not see an Apple logo. If you told me Apple would get this huge back in the beleaguered era, I'd ask if you were a time traveler from an alternate future.

Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white ink on 100% cotton black shirts.

One more thing… it glows in the dark!

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Invisible Giraffe Shirt

Christmas Lockdown: Limited Quantities, May Sell Out

Do you see a giraffe? I don’t see a giraffe. Giraffes are very good at hiding on Planet Goldenrod. If you do not love giraffes, I recommend having a doctor check to see if someone has stolen your heart.

Two-color hand-silkscreened print on American Apparel sunshine men’s and women’s tees.

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Lucky Pixel Kitty Shirt

Going, going, gone! I won't be reprinting these. Grab one for $12.99!

A wise kitty once told me, "In my experience, there's no such thing as luck." This kitty had a laser sword and an English accent and managed to vanish before being chopped to pieces by a cyborg, so I believe him. Fortune favors those bold enough to punch every question mark box and grab whatever comes out.

Image is about eight inches high and professionally silk screened in six colors on 100% cotton black shirts.

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Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt

Woo! We just got fresh shirts. All sizes in stock.

Bacon! Friend to mankind, scourge to mankind’s arteries. 1970s retro vogue meets 1990s retro veganism meets 2000s pre-retro ironicism. Originally presented in this salty, greasy, delicious comic.

White design silk screened on a black t-shirt. Also available on black aprons. You may have seen this shirt on Top Chef.

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I Square Pixels Shirt (grey)

Men's shirts are back in stock! We've upgraded the standard version to a Hanes Beefy-T.

Do you love videogames, draw tiny icons, build amazing interfaces, Photoshop the light fantastic or yearn for the days when computer graphics required a lot of imagination? You need this shirt.

I made a low resolution to myself this year to make shirts I really need to wear. You’re looking at my new comic convention uniform.

Two-color print, silk-screened by androids onto charcoal grey American Apparel, Gildan and Bella shirts.

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I Square Pixels Shirt (black)

New Color! Still available on grey shirts.

Do you love videogames, draw tiny icons, build amazing interfaces, Photoshop the light fantastic or yearn for the days when computer graphics required a lot of imagination? You need this shirt.

I made a low resolution to myself this year to make shirts I really need to wear. You’re looking at my new comic convention uniform.

Two-color print, silk-screened by androids onto black American Apparel, Gildan and Bella shirts.

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Icons of Rock Shirt: Zaggy Starbucks

Out with the old, in with the New Wave! I'm clearing this one out for $12.99. No more reprints.

There is a very special pig on Mars. We know this because a Spider from Mars spun a web that said so. Opportunity got a picture before Spirit roved into it. First contact probably could have gone better. This t-shirt is a low-resolution photograph of the glyphs those Martian Spiders drew us. It is untranslatable in any Earth language.

Four colors, hand-screened on a myriad of American Apparel Galaxy Blue shirts. It only seemed appropriate. Inspired in part by this comic.

There are still a few left of his cousin Gigi Zeitgeist, too.

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