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  • Musical Elitism Venn Diagram Shirt (Music I Used to Like)

    As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd! Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in... More info and photos...

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  • Baconbot Toaster Shirt

    New design! Shipping Now! The best kind of friend is someone who knows exactly what you need, before you even know when you need it. Johnny Toaster is that kind of friend. Please don’t try... More info and photos...

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  • Chewie Is My Co-Pilot Shirt

    Delicious chocolate-colored colored Hanes Beefy-T with a “Hyperspace White” print. If God’s not your co-pilot, perhaps this common nickname for Jesus is. (3XL shirts printed on black) More info and photos...

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  • Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt (black)

    1970s retro vogue meets 1990s retro veganism meets 2000s pre-retro ironicism. Originally presented in this salty, greasy, delicious comic. White design silk screened on a black t-shirt. Also available on purple American Apparel shirts and... More info and photos...

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  • Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt (purple)

    1970s retro vogue meets 1990s retro veganism meets 2000s pre-retro ironicism. Originally presented in this salty, greasy, delicious comic. White design silk screened on an eggplant t-shirt. Also available on black t-shirts and aprons. More info and photos...

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  • Cherry Pi Shirt

    Pack it up, pack it in… let me begin counting! Pi may be the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter, but to us it’s an infinite dessert bar. White, green and red ink... More info and photos...

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  • Planet Lunch Shirt

    Are you a comics geek? Do you enjoy a good buffet once in a while? Are you proud of these two seemingly unrelated hobbies? Show the world. Galactic Magenta and white on a black shirt.... More info and photos...

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  • Red "I'm A Rocker. I Rock Out." Shirt

    A bigger and bolder version of the original I’m A Rocker… t-shirt for 2008. I figured it it was time to mix it up a bit! Originally presented in this comic. White ink, lovingly silk... More info and photos...

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  • Electric Sheep Shirt

    What do you dream of? Design originally appeared in this comic. Five-color print, silk-screened by androids onto charcoal grey shirts. More info and photos...

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  • It's Complicated Shirt

    Talk about your back-to-school “specials”! This one goes out to all the sexy troublemakers on Facebook. Image is about 10” wide and professionally silk screened in glow-in-the-dark white ink. More info and photos...

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  • Nothing Is Any Good If Other People Like It Shirt

    I hate what you like. You like what I hate. These are the most basic principles of hipsterism. Please check and see if you have a Class-3 Indie Hipster license before donning this garment. Maroon... More info and photos...

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  • Robot Juice Shirt

    Coffee! Since its discovery by hungry African goats, it has been the only thing separating humanity from animals. Computers! Since their infiltration of our homes, they are the only things standing between humanity and the... More info and photos...

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  • I Screw Robots Shirt (black)

    Technophilia isn’t illegal yet. We’ll leave the judgments on its morality up to you. Black edition is available on Hanes Beefy-T and American Apparel Fine Jersey Tees. Also available on bumper stickers and tote bags!... More info and photos...

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  • Play Old Video Games Shirt

    Now available on American Apparel shirts! Miss Ms. Pac-Man? Crying over Q*Bert? Still consider Zaxxon to be a serious 3-D game? Consider this shirt’s two shades of en as a balm for your Pong-loving soul.... More info and photos...

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  • The Saddest Soldier Shirt (white)

    Troops don’t get no respect. Sure you can’t hit a Womp Rat at ten meters. Maybe you hit your head on doors a lot. That doesn’t mean those dang Rebels should pick on you. You’re... More info and photos...

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  • Mr. Big Ideas Shirt

    I have had a brilliant idea! The little lightbulb man in this Diesel Sweeties comic prompted a bunch of emails, so we’re going to… print him on a t-shirt. This is revolutionary, people. Available on... More info and photos...

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