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T-Shirts


  • Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt (black)

    1970s retro vogue meets 1990s retro veganism meets 2000s pre-retro ironicism. Originally presented in this salty, greasy, delicious comic. White design silk screened on a black t-shirt. Also available on purple American Apparel shirts and... More info and photos...

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  • Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt (purple)

    1970s retro vogue meets 1990s retro veganism meets 2000s pre-retro ironicism. Originally presented in this salty, greasy, delicious comic. White design silk screened on an eggplant t-shirt. Also available on black t-shirts and aprons. More info and photos...

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  • Planet Lunch Shirt

    Are you a comics geek? Do you enjoy a good buffet once in a while? Are you proud of these two seemingly unrelated hobbies? Show the world. Galactic Magenta and white on a black shirt.... More info and photos...

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  • Cherry Pi Shirt

    Pack it up, pack it in… let me begin counting! Pi may be the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter, but to us it’s an infinite dessert bar. White, green and red ink... More info and photos...

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  • CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! Shirt (2009)

    This shirt. Out of a week of seven days, it will describe your mood at least five times. We call those times “weekdays”. Celebrate Red Robot’s new book with his mantra on your torso. More info and photos...

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  • Robot Juice Shirt

    Coffee! Since its discovery by hungry African goats, it has been the only thing separating humanity from animals. Computers! Since their infiltration of our homes, they are the only things standing between humanity and the... More info and photos...

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  • Invisible Giraffe Shirt

    Back by popular demand! Do you see a giraffe? I don’t see a giraffe. Giraffes are very good at hiding on Planet Goldenrod. If you do not love giraffes, I recommend having a doctor check... More info and photos...

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  • Chewie Is My Co-Pilot Shirt

    Delicious chocolate-colored colored Hanes Beefy-T with a “Hyperspace White” print. If God’s not your co-pilot, perhaps this common nickname for Jesus is. (3XL shirts printed on black) More info and photos...

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  • Secret Kisses Shirt, Tinker The True Love Tortoise Edition

    Now on American Apparel womens tees! Making the first move isn’t easy. Lots of people spend years secretly lusting for someone, completely unable to say how they feel. Sometimes these people die alone and unloved!... More info and photos...

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  • Electric Sheep Shirt

    What do you dream of, Mr. Dick? Design originally appeared in this comic. Five-color print, silk-screened by androids onto charcoal grey shirts. More info and photos...

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  • Baconbot Toaster Shirt

    New design! Shipping Now! The best kind of friend is someone who knows exactly what you need, before you even know when you need it. Johnny Toaster is that kind of friend. Please don’t try... More info and photos...

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  • The Saddest Soldier Shirt (white)

    Troops don’t get no respect. Sure you can’t hit a Womp Rat at ten meters. Maybe you hit your head on doors a lot. That doesn’t mean those dang Rebels should pick on you. You’re... More info and photos...

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  • Mr. Big Ideas Shirt

    I have had a brilliant idea! The little lightbulb man in this Diesel Sweeties comic prompted a bunch of emails, so we’re going to… print him on a t-shirt. This is revolutionary, people. Available on... More info and photos...

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  • Joe Biden Fan Club Shirt

    The world’s first adorable Vice-President? Fun uncle you always wished for? Smooth dude? International foreign policy expert par excellence? Show your love for Barack’s go-to guy by joining his fan club. Image is about 6.5”... More info and photos...

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  • HILARIOUS JOKE Shirt

    Quoting TV is not the same as telling a joke. I’m making this shirt so I can wear it at cons- join me? It is far more noble to make a joke nobody laughs at... More info and photos...

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  • Play Old Video Games Shirt

    Now available on American Apparel shirts! Miss Ms. Pac-Man? Crying over Q*Bert? Still consider Zaxxon to be a serious 3-D game? Consider this shirt’s two shades of green as a balm for your Pong-loving soul.... More info and photos...

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