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T-Shirts


  • 127.0.0.1 is the Loneliest Number Shirt

    For everyone who takes the router less traveled in life. Image is about 10" wide and professionally silk screened in cathode green on 100% cotton black shirts. Originally presented in this comic. More info and photos...

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  • It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil Shirt

    <img src=‘http://static1.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/9762/files/learningforevilnew600.gif’ alt=’It’s Fun To Use Learning For Evil (black)’ /> New design! Shipping Now New version! The more you know, the more you can use it against people. Originally presented in this comic. White... More info and photos...

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  • Robot Evolution Shirt (black)

    Robots! Humanity’s friends and eventual destroyers. The evolutionary origins of these wonderful creatures are laid bare on this highly-scientific garment. Originally presented in this comic. White ink on black shirts. Image is approximately 10" wide.... More info and photos...

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  • Secret Kisses Shirt, Herschl the Hook-Up Hare Edition

    We know you don’t actually need help getting people to kiss you. What you need is help speeding up the process! Getting the word out! Advertising! Here’s how it works: We print the design in... More info and photos...

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  • I Screw Robots Shirt (black)

    Technophilia isn’t illegal yet. We’ll leave the judgments on its morality up to you. Black edition is available on Hanes Beefy-T and American Apparel Fine Jersey Tees. Also available on bumper stickers and tote bags!... More info and photos...

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  • Pixel Canada Shirt

    Clearance! Get it while you can for only $13 The North will rise again! Pixel Maple leaf lovingly printed in white on deep red shirts. More info and photos...

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  • Pac-Math Shirt

    IN THE FUTURE, all t-shirts will require a knowledge of 1980s video games and basic mathematical concepts. Come live with us in the future… today. Yellow and white ink, lovingly silk screened on a black... More info and photos...

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  • I Am Ten Ninjas Shirt

    This shirt increases stylishness but is not guaranteed to magically confer sneakiness upon the wearer! Originally presented in this comic. Black shirt with white image & text. More info and photos...

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  • YARN CORE Knitting Shirt (fuchsia!)

    What does it mean to be hardcore about something? We think it has nothing to do with fighting and everything to do with knitting your own socks. Fuchsia American Apparel shirt with black, yellow &... More info and photos...

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  • Pixel Skull Shirt: The Next Generation

    Sinister white on black American Apparel tee. Also available on Hanes Beefy-T and Bella babydoll tees. Smaller, more subtle print. As subtle as skulls can be, at least. More info and photos...

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  • Pixel Heart Shirt (black)

    Classic design. Only $15! Life meters haven’t been this stylish since The Adventure of Link. Image is about 6" wide and professionally silk screened in pink and white on 100% cotton black shirts. Originally presented... More info and photos...

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  • Twenty Sided Winner Shirt

    Deep red shirt with black & white 20-sided die printed on front. Let a natural 20 hit the table and tell the world, “I Win.” More info and photos...

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  • (Happy()Sad) Diagram Shirt

    Pre-Order: Ships in 1-2 Weeks! There is a middle road between happy and sad. There is a melancholic math by which we can express it. So much of life exists in this uncomfortable place between... More info and photos...

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  • Ask Me About My Conspiracy Theories Shirt

    Conspiracies! We know they’re true. You know they’re true. But how are you supposed to tell people about them without looking crazy? Make people ask you, of course! Here’s how it works: We print the... More info and photos...

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  • YARN CORE Knitting Shirt (red)

    What does it mean to be hardcore about something? We think it has nothing to do with fighting and everything to do with knitting your own socks. Red shirt with black, yellow & orange design... More info and photos...

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  • Metal Steve's Skull Shirt

    The official 8-bit gear of Metal Steve. Rock out with your cartridge out. Sinister white and gray on a black shirt. Also available on American Apparel tees. More info and photos...

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