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  • Science Gangster Shirt from Warren Ellis

    Science Gangster Shirt from Warren Ellis

    Glows in the dark! Emits energy on visible spectrum only.

    Barely controlled and rarely safe, science has sent us to collect her protection money. Enjoy making your friends run screaming from your radioactive perforation mechanism!

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in light blue glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Brought to you by Warren with design by Ariana.
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  • PLEASE Tell Me That's Cosplay Shirt

    PLEASE Tell Me That's Cosplay Shirt

    Limited Run! When They're Gone, They're Gone

    Please. Oh God. Please? Seriously. I'm so sorry.

    White silkscreen on black American Apparel men’s and women’s tees.

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  • "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." shirt

    "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." shirt

    Oops- I accidentally doubled ordered women's Bella shirts of this one, so they're $10 this week.

    You remember the dark times. Back when having to learn 90s Linux or Windows 95 was a very scary possibility. When it was possible to sit in a Starbucks for twenty whole minutes and not see an Apple logo. If you told me Apple would get this huge back in the beleaguered era, I'd ask if you were a time traveler from an alternate future.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white ink on 100% cotton black shirts.

    One more thing… it glows in the dark!
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  • Ravenn Diagram Shirt

    Ravenn Diagram Shirt

     

    Once upon a midnight dreary, I was folding Music Elitism Venn Diagram shirts and thinking about blackbirds. While I nodded, more than napping, I dreamed this t-shirt, and nothing more. Also available on a tote bag.

    Deep purple, blood red and pale glow yellow ink, lovingly silk screened on a black shirt. Image is approximately 9" across.

    Art assist by Admiral Osborne. Color consultation by Dr. Nagoski.

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  • Planet Lunch Shirt

    Planet Lunch Shirt

    And lo' there came an ending. Last chance! $16.16 until they run out.
    Are you a comics geek? Do you enjoy a good buffet once in a while? Are you proud of these two seemingly unrelated hobbies? Show the world.

    Galactic Magenta and white on a black shirt. Print is about 9" wide.

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  • Pixel Skull Shirt

    Pixel Skull Shirt

    Sinister white on black American Apparel tee. Hand-printed by dangerous men onto excellent t-shirts.

    You may recognize this shirt from the hyperkinetic motion picture “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” based on the books by Bryan Lee O’Malley.

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  • I Square Pixels Shirt (black)

    I Square Pixels Shirt (black)

    Also available on grey shirts.

    Do you love videogames, draw tiny icons, build amazing interfaces, Photoshop the light fantastic or yearn for the days when computer graphics required a lot of imagination? You need this shirt.

    I made a low resolution to myself this year to make shirts I really need to wear. You’re looking at my new comic convention uniform.

    Two-color print, silk-screened by androids onto black American Apparel, Gildan and Bella shirts.

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  • I Square Pixels Shirt (grey)

    I Square Pixels Shirt (grey)

    I Pixel Pixels. Do You Pixel Pixels?

    Do you love videogames, draw tiny icons, build amazing interfaces, Photoshop the light fantastic or yearn for the days when computer graphics required a lot of imagination? You need this shirt.

    I made a low resolution to myself this year to make shirts I really need to wear. You’re looking at my new comic convention uniform.

    Two-color print, silk-screened by androids onto charcoal grey American Apparel, Gildan and Bella shirts.

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  • Electric Sheep Shirt

    Electric Sheep Shirt

    What do you dream of, Mr. Dick? Around these parts, we dream of Electric Sheep. Design originally appeared in this comic.

    Five-color print, silk-screened by androids onto charcoal grey shirts. Lead photography by Libby Bulloff.

    As seen on Evil Wil Wheaton in The Big Bang Theory.

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  • Get Excited and Make Things Shirt

    Get Excited and Make Things Shirt

    Excitement! Ingenuity! Anglophilia! 

    This one goes out to all the hackers and the crazy ones who never kept calm or carried on. Mighty Matt Jones made this magnificent design and is letting me sell it for him. (and he is so nice he's even letting me give his part of the proceeds to a local charity. I'm thinking animal shelters.)

    One-color hand-silkscreened print on teal blue American Apparel men’s and women’s tees. It's a really fun color.

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  • CRUSH ALL HUMANS! Shirt

    CRUSH ALL HUMANS! Shirt

    As seen on Evil Wil Wheaton in The Big Bang Theory!

    The Crush All Humans! shirt. Out of a week of seven days, it will describe your mood at least five times. We call those times “weekdays”. Celebrate Red Robot’s new book with his mantra on your torso.

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  • Secret Kisses Shirt, Tinker The True Love Tortoise Edition

    Secret Kisses Shirt, Tinker The True Love Tortoise Edition

    Making the first move isn’t easy. Lots of people spend years secretly lusting for someone, completely unable to say how they feel. Sometimes these people die alone and unloved!

    This extremely handy t-shirt makes expressing your feelings as easy as hitting a light switch. It also has the bonus ability to be played off “as just a gag” if your intended love winds up not sharing your infatuation. Science prevails!

    Here’s how it works: We print the design in white ink on a black t-shirt. Then, we print OVER the design with white glow ink… except for the secret message.

    When you expose it to a black light or take it into the dark, you can both see the design AND read the message. Sexy Genius.

    Also available in Herschl the Hook-Up Hare edition.

    White & glow-in-the-dark ink on black shirt.

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  • Joe Biden Fan Club Shirt

    Joe Biden Fan Club Shirt

    The world’s first adorable Vice-President? Fun uncle you always wished for? Smooth dude? International foreign policy expert par excellence? A big fucking deal?

    Show your love for Barack’s go-to guy by joining his fan club.

    Image is about 6.5" wide and professionally silk screened in grey, white and light blue on 100% cotton black shirts.

    Need more Biden pics? We follow the Biden Daily community on Livejournal for our constant IV drip of Joe.

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  • Pixel Canada Shirt

    Pixel Canada Shirt

    Back in stock!

    The North will rise again! Pixel Maple leaf lovingly printed in white on deep red shirts.

    Photography by Libby Bulloff.

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  • I Love Robots Shirt

    I Love Robots Shirt

    Technophilia isn’t illegal yet. We’ll leave the judgments on its morality up to you.

    Black edition is available on Hanes Beefy-T and American Apparel Fine Jersey Tees.

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