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T-Shirts


  • Nothing Is Any Good If Other People Like It Shirt

    I hate what you like. You like what I hate. These are the most basic principles of hipsterism. Please check and see if you have a Class-3 Indie Hipster license before donning this garment. Maroon... More info and photos...

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  • Twenty Sided Winner Shirt

    Deep red shirt with black & white 20-sided die printed on front. Let a natural 20 hit the table and tell the world, “I Win.” More info and photos...

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  • Pixel Heart Shirt (black)

    Classic design. Only $15! Life meters haven’t been this stylish since The Adventure of Link. Image is about 6" wide and professionally silk screened in pink and white on 100% cotton black shirts. Originally presented... More info and photos...

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  • I Heart Me Shirt (green)

    Narcissistic New Englanders unite! Do you love yourself, the lone monosyllabic state in the Union and funny t-shirts? If you’re three for three, this is the shirt for thee. 2-color creme and red design on... More info and photos...

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  • Carbon Dating Shirt

    Love is a chemical reaction, and a chemical reaction can tell you a lot about your love. Glow-in-the-dark white ink professionally silk screened on black shirts. More info and photos...

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  • Ask Me About My Conspiracy Theories Shirt

    Conspiracies! We know they’re true. You know they’re true. But how are you supposed to tell people about them without looking crazy? Make people ask you, of course! Here’s how it works: We print the... More info and photos...

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  • Mix Tape Shirt (black)

    New Edition! Shipping Now! Parties go a lot smoother with a clearly-labelled DJ. There’s space inside the image area to customize it and name your mix with a laundry marker if you like. Two colors... More info and photos...

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  • Seven Deadly Texans Shirt

    The most notorious shape on this or any map meets the most bad ass part of the Bible. Red & white ink on a black shirt. Image is approximately 7” wide. More info and photos...

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  • Monkeys Are Good People Shirt

    Going, Going, Gone! This shirt is not being reprinted once it sells out. Light blue Hanes Beefy-T shirt with a two-tone brown talking monkey from this comic. Tell the world you’re sick of human beings... More info and photos...

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  • Inter-Web Debaters Club Shirt

    If you wouldn’t argue about it online, why would you waste time doing it in person? Preemptively win all contests of rhetoric by refusing to participate! Black shirt with red & white text design on... More info and photos...

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  • Metallic Silver Clango Shirt

    Going, Going, Gone! This shirt is not being reprinted once it sells out. Clango Cyclotron smiles on your torso shiny silver ink. No logos, no witty remarks, just a happy metallic robot on a black... More info and photos...

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  • Wink Hauntlie Shirt

    Going, Going, Gone! This shirt is not being reprinted once it sells out. Glow in the dark white ghost on a black shirt. Delightfully scary in a lonely woods on a moonless night, otherwise very... More info and photos...

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  • Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt (maroon)

    New Color, Shipping Today! 1970s retro vogue meets 1990s retro veganism meets 2000s pre-retro ironicism. Originally presented in this salty, greasy, delicious comic. White design silk screened on a maroon Hanes and cranberry American Apparel... More info and photos...

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  • Play Old Video Games Shirt (black)

    Shipping now! Looks great on black, huh?÷ Miss Ms. Pac-Man? Crying over Q*Bert? Still consider Zaxxon to be a serious 3-D game? Consider this shirt’s two shades of green as a balm for your Pong-loving... More info and photos...

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  • "Best Before December 21, 2012" Shirt

    Back for the holidays- GET IT BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! The end of the Mayan calendar: the world’s first expiration date! Hopefully it won’t be the world’s last date, period. White & glow-in-the-dark ink on... More info and photos...

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  • Liked You Better Before you Sold Out Shirt

    You were there first- mark your territory! The pecking order of fandom and indie-ness has never been clearer. Black shirt with white print. Originally presented in this comic. More info and photos...

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