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T-Shirts


  • Ask Me About My Conspiracy Theories Shirt

    Conspiracies! We know they’re true. You know they’re true. But how are you supposed to tell people about them without looking crazy? Make people ask you, of course! Here’s how it works: We print the... More info and photos...

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  • YARN CORE Knitting Shirt (red)

    What does it mean to be hardcore about something? We think it has nothing to do with fighting and everything to do with knitting your own socks. Red shirt with black, yellow & orange design... More info and photos...

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  • Metal Steve's Skull Shirt

    The official 8-bit gear of Metal Steve. Rock out with your cartridge out. Sinister white and gray on a black shirt. Also available on American Apparel tees. More info and photos...

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  • Carbon Dating Shirt

    Love is a chemical reaction, and a chemical reaction can tell you a lot about your love. Glow-in-the-dark white ink professionally silk screened on black shirts. More info and photos...

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  • Mix Tape Shirt (black)

    New Edition! Shipping Now! Parties go a lot smoother with a clearly-labelled DJ. There’s space inside the image area to customize it and name your mix with a laundry marker if you like. Two colors... More info and photos...

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  • Seven Deadly Texans Shirt

    The most notorious shape on this or any map meets the most bad ass part of the Bible. Red & white ink on a black shirt. Image is approximately 7” wide. More info and photos...

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  • I Heart Me Shirt (green)

    Narcissistic New Englanders unite! Do you love yourself, the lone monosyllabic state in the Union and funny t-shirts? If you’re three for three, this is the shirt for thee. 2-color creme and red design on... More info and photos...

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  • Inter-Web Debaters Club Shirt

    If you wouldn’t argue about it online, why would you waste time doing it in person? Preemptively win all contests of rhetoric by refusing to participate! Black shirt with red & white text design on... More info and photos...

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  • Icons of Rock Shirt: Zaggy Starbucks

    Pre-Order: Ships in 1-2 Weeks! There is a very special pig on Mars. We know this because a Spider from Mars spun a web that said so. Opportunity got a picture before Spirit roved into... More info and photos...

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  • Monkeys Are Good People Shirt

    Light blue Hanes Beefy-T shirt with a two-tone brown talking monkey from this comic. Tell the world you’re sick of human beings and sound optimistic while doing it. More info and photos...

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  • Metallic Silver Clango Shirt

    Clango Cyclotron smiles on your torso shiny silver ink. No logos, no witty remarks, just a happy metallic robot on a black shirt. Image is about 5” tall. More info and photos...

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  • Monkeys Are Good People Shirt (black)

    Black t-shirt with a two-tone brown talking monkey from this comic. Tell the world you’re sick of human beings and sound optimistic while doing it. More info and photos...

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  • Liked You Better Before you Sold Out Shirt

    You were there first- mark your territory! The pecking order of fandom and indie-ness has never been clearer. Black shirt with white print. Originally presented in this comic. More info and photos...

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  • Mom Wouldn't Let Me Get A Tattoo Shirt

    You may not be allowed to get ink, so protest vicariously through your wardrobe! Originally presented in this tattoo comic. Four-color design on a black shirt. More info and photos...

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  • Wink Hauntlie Shirt

    Wink goes to his grave permanently on Friday, 10/9 Grab one if you wanted one! Glow in the dark white ghost on a black shirt. Delightfully scary in a lonely woods on a moonless night,... More info and photos...

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  • .CSS { Rules Everything Around Me } Shirt

    We’re Keeping This One By Popular Request Are you O.D.B. with a < DIV >? The GZA of z-index? Stop me before I continue on with some tortured Method Man reference. You know who you... More info and photos...

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