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You know you’re doing something right when your store has an entire collection of apocalypse, death and world-is-ending hilarious t-shirts. Or you’re a prophet.



  • "Best Before December 21, 2012" Shirt

    "Best Before December 21, 2012" Shirt

    Designed by Diesel Sweeties

    The end of the Mayan calendar: the world’s first expiration date! Hopefully it won’t be the world’s last date, period.

    White & glow-in-the-dark ink on black shirt.

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  • Death Has A Bunny Shirt

    Death Has A Bunny Shirt

    Designed by Scary Go Round

    Death has a bunny and they are friends. We don’t need to push this issue.

    Two-colour hand-silkscreened print on American Apparel sand men’s and women’s tees.

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  • Ask Me About My Conspiracy Theories Shirt

    Ask Me About My Conspiracy Theories Shirt

    Designed by Diesel Sweeties

    Conspiracies! We know they’re true. You know they’re true. But how are you supposed to tell people about them without looking crazy? Make people ask you, of course!

    Here’s how it works: We print the design in white ink on a black t-shirt. Then, we print OVER the design with white glow ink… When you expose it to a black light or take it into the dark, the truth is revealed.

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  • Bears Will Eat You Shirt

    Bears Will Eat You Shirt

    Designed by Scary Go Round

    Don’t be a fool, play it cool (in school), show people that you know the rule with this dynamic, informative devil bear design.

    One-colour hand-silkscreened print on American Apparel navy blue men’s and women’s tees.

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  • It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil Shirt

    It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil Shirt

    Designed by Diesel Sweeties

    The more you know, the more you can use it against people. Originally presented in this comic. White design silk hand-screened on a black t-shirt.

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  • CRUSH ALL HUMANS! Shirt

    CRUSH ALL HUMANS! Shirt

    Designed by Diesel Sweeties

    The Crush All Humans! shirt. Out of a week of seven days, it will describe your mood at least five times. We call those times “weekdays”. Celebrate Red Robot’s new book with his mantra on your torso.

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  • Pangaea Shirt

    Pangaea Shirt

    Designed by Scary Go Round

    Do you remember in 1982 when Pangaea got back together? It was insane. Eurasia and Australiasia all snuggling up while North America complained that South America’s feet were a. cold and b. in its ear.

    Two-colour hand-silkscreened print on American Apparel green men’s and women’s tees.

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  • Pixel Skull Panty

    Pixel Skull Panty

    Designed by Diesel Sweeties

    Is your crotch a harbinger of death? Do sparks fly and eyes melt when the ark of your covenant is opened?

    Death black American Apparel Baby Rib Flat Bottom panty, more info here.

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  • Pixel Skull Shirt

    Pixel Skull Shirt

    Designed by Diesel Sweeties

    Sinister white on black American Apparel tee. Hand-printed by dangerous men onto excellent t-shirts.

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  • Seven Deadly Texans Shirt

    Seven Deadly Texans Shirt

    Designed by Diesel Sweeties

    The most notorious shape on this or any map meets the most bad ass part of the Bible. How many of the Seven Deadly Sins have you committed today?

    Red & white ink on a black shirt. Image is approximately 7" wide.

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  • Pixel Skull American Apparel Pullover Hoodie

    Pixel Skull American Apparel Pullover Hoodie

    Designed by Diesel Sweeties

    Sinister white on black American Apparel hooded sweatshirt. We personally wear these one size larger than our preferred t-shirt size.

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  • Pixelsaurus Ex Shirt

    Pixelsaurus Ex Shirt

    Designed by Diesel Sweeties

    Shipping Now & we’ve just added kids sizes!

    Asteroid? Ice Age? Texting while driving?

    Who cares! When you’re dead, you’re dead. In the meantime, live your life like a dinosaur.

    Glow-in-the-dark white ink massively fossilized onto black t-shirts of every type. Even kids sizes!

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The End is Nigh: