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You know you’re doing something right when your store has an entire collection of apocalypse, death and world-is-ending hilarious t-shirts. Or you’re a prophet.



  • "Best Before December 21, 2012" Shirt

    "Best Before December 21, 2012" Shirt

    The end of the Mayan calendar: the world’s first expiration date! Hopefully it won’t be the world’s last date, period.

    White & glow-in-the-dark ink on black shirt.

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  • It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil Shirt

    It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil Shirt

    The more you know, the more you can use it against people. Originally presented in this comic. White design silk hand-screened on a black t-shirt.

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  • CRUSH ALL HUMANS! Shirt

    CRUSH ALL HUMANS! Shirt

    As seen on Evil Wil Wheaton in The Big Bang Theory!

    The Crush All Humans! shirt. Out of a week of seven days, it will describe your mood at least five times. We call those times “weekdays”. Celebrate Red Robot’s new book with his mantra on your torso.

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  • Pixel Skull Panty

    Pixel Skull Panty

    Is your crotch a harbinger of death? Do sparks fly and eyes melt when the ark of your covenant is opened?

    Death black American Apparel Baby Rib Flat Bottom panty, more info here.

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  • Pixel Skull Shirt

    Pixel Skull Shirt

    Sinister white on black American Apparel tee. Hand-printed by dangerous men onto excellent t-shirts.

    You may recognize this shirt from the hyperkinetic motion picture “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” based on the books by Bryan Lee O’Malley.

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  • Seven Deadly Texans Shirt

    Seven Deadly Texans Shirt

    $6.66 Deal With The Devil! Last chance on this shirt. Only women's sizes remain.

    The most notorious shape on this or any map meets the most bad ass part of the Bible. How many of the Seven Deadly Sins have you committed today?

    Red & white ink on a black shirt. Image is approximately 7" wide.

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  • Pixelsaurus Ex Shirt

    Pixelsaurus Ex Shirt

    $12 Clearance-a-geddon! Grab 'em while they last!

    Asteroid? Ice Age? Texting while driving? Who cares! When you’re dead, you’re dead. In the meantime, live your life like a dinosaur.

    Glow-in-the-dark white ink massively fossilized onto black t-shirts of every type. Even kids sizes!

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