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  • Mew! Reversibly Shameless Kitty Butt Tote Bag

    Mew! Reversibly Shameless Kitty Butt Tote Bag

    Very low stock! I'm not sure if we can get more before Christmas.

    Two sided print, three color front and four color back. It's the pink pixel that makes all the difference. Pictured alongside my Red Robot tote bag and also with a 15" Macbook Pro inside. 

    15.5" high by 12.5" wide. Recycled poly/PVC blend with a soft fabric finish.

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  • Red Robot Inferno Microfiber Tie

    Red Robot Inferno Microfiber Tie

    New color! Now on rust. It's a slightly more muted, subtle red.

    Sometimes you can’t wear a t-shirt but still need to put the fear of borg into people. Now you can!

    Hand-printed by the Cyberoptix TieLab on microfiber ties. Metallic gold ink on rust colored tie. Standard width ties are 3.75" at widest point. Narrow are 2.75". More info here.

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  • Red Robot Army Tote Bag

    Red Robot Army Tote Bag

    A swarm of Red Robots silkscreened onto heavy-duty natural-color cotton tote messenger bag. Red and yellow ink. Measures 10.5" wide x 14" tall x 5" deep.

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  • Pixel Skull Microfiber Tie

    Pixel Skull Microfiber Tie

    Are you so classy that sometimes you can't even wear a t-shirt? Do you want a tie that's so inappropriate for funerals that you'll get kicked out and sent to the arcade next door? Do you wish there was an arcade next door?

    If any of the above snappy patter applies, have we got the tie for you!

    Hand-printed by the Cyberoptix TieLab on microfiber ties. Metallic silver ink on black. Standard width ties are 3.75" at widest point. Narrow are 2.75". More info here.

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  • Magic Paint Bucket Microfiber Tie

    Magic Paint Bucket Microfiber Tie

    Whoa! Only $15 this week only!

    Splash a little color onto your fancy outfits with this iconic bit of neckwear. One click and it fills to the edges. More colors to come!

    Hand-printed by the Cyberoptix TieLab on microfiber ties. Black ink on aster blue and pink. Standard width ties are 3.75" at widest point. Narrow are 2.75". More info here.

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  • Pixel Skull Tote Bag

    Pixel Skull Tote Bag

    Your bag may not contain the iconic representation of death, but why not make it look that way so no one steals your lunch? Hand-printed by dangerous men onto containers for dangerous items.

    Doom itself silkscreened onto heavy-duty black cotton tote messenger bag. Measures 10.5" wide x 14" tall x 5" deep.

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