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Conspiracies! We know they&#8217;re true. You know they&#8217;re true. But how are you supposed to tell people about them without looking crazy? Make people ask you, of course!

Here&#8217;s how it works: We print the design in white ink on a black t-shirt. Then, we print OVER the design with white glow ink&#8230; When you expose it to a black light or take it into the dark, the truth is revealed.

White &amp; glow-in-the-dark ink on black shirt.</body>
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&lt;p&gt;Conspiracies! We know they&#8217;re true. You know they&#8217;re true. But how are you supposed to tell people about them without looking crazy? Make people ask you, of course!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here&#8217;s how it works: We print the design in white ink on a black t-shirt. Then, we print &lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;OVER&lt;/span&gt; the design with white glow ink&#8230; When you expose it to a black light or take it into the dark, the truth is revealed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;White &amp;amp; glow-in-the-dark ink on black shirt.&lt;/p&gt;</body-html>
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