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  <body>&lt;img src='http://static1.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/9762/files/baconbottoaster600.gif' alt='Bacon Bot toaster t-shirt' /&gt;

*New design! Shipping Now!*

The best kind of friend is someone who knows exactly what you need, before you even know when you need it. Johnny Toaster is that kind of friend. Please don't try this in non-intelligent appliances! It's not safe to cook bacon in a toaster unless the toaster is alive and sentient.

The idea originally appeared in &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2128&quot;&gt;this comic.&lt;/a&gt; Redrawn by the always excellent &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.boasas.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Steven Cloud&lt;/a&gt; for this t-shirt.

Four-color print including metallic silver, hand silk-screened by pork lovers onto smoke grey Hanes Beefy-Ts and asphalt American Apparel shirts.</body>
  <body-html>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src='http://static1.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/9762/files/baconbottoaster600.gif' alt='Bacon Bot toaster t-shirt' /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;New design! Shipping Now!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;The best kind of friend is someone who knows exactly what you need, before you even know when you need it. Johnny Toaster is that kind of friend. Please don&amp;#8217;t try this in non-intelligent appliances! It&amp;#8217;s not safe to cook bacon in a toaster unless the toaster is alive and sentient.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;The idea originally appeared in &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2128&quot;&gt;this comic.&lt;/a&gt; Redrawn by the always excellent &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.boasas.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Steven Cloud&lt;/a&gt; for this t-shirt.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Four-color print including metallic silver, hand silk-screened by pork lovers onto smoke grey Hanes Beefy-Ts and asphalt American Apparel shirts.&lt;/p&gt;</body-html>
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