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*Book Signing Party! Free Personalization Today*

*CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! You don't have to be a man to have a mantra.*

*CRUSH ALL HU-MANS!* is 64 pages of definitive Red Robot cartoons selected from over 2,000 Diesel Sweeties comics. It's a stand-alone book perfect for longtime fans, new readers and people with anger management problems.

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*Personalized books can be ordered with or without your name-* either way, I'll be filling a page with apocalyptic murderbots.

If you're ordering the book personalized, Red will be threatening to CRUSH the first name on your shipping address unless I am told otherwise! Feel free to use the comment form when checking out in the store or email corrections to dieselsweeties at mac.com. &quot;Signed with no name&quot; will get a drawing but I'll write &quot;CRUSH ALL HU-MANS!&quot; in there rather than your name.</body>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;CRUSH&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;ALL&lt;/span&gt; HU-&lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;MANS&lt;/span&gt;!&lt;/strong&gt; is 64 pages of definitive Red Robot cartoons selected from over 2,000 Diesel Sweeties comics. It&amp;#8217;s a stand-alone book perfect for longtime fans, new readers and people with anger management problems.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Personalized books can be ordered with or without your name-&lt;/strong&gt; either way, I&amp;#8217;ll be filling a page with apocalyptic murderbots.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you&amp;#8217;re ordering the book personalized, Red will be threatening to &lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;CRUSH&lt;/span&gt; the first name on your shipping address unless I am told otherwise! Feel free to use the comment form when checking out in the store or email corrections to dieselsweeties at mac.com. &amp;#8220;Signed with no name&amp;#8221; will get a drawing but I&amp;#8217;ll write &amp;#8220;&lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;CRUSH&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;ALL&lt;/span&gt; HU-&lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;MANS&lt;/span&gt;!&amp;#8221; in there rather than your name.&lt;/p&gt;</body-html>
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