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There is a middle road between happy and sad. There is a melancholic math by which we can express it. So much of life exists in this uncomfortable place between cheer and depression. And we wouldn't want it any other way.


My friend &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.arianaosborne.com/&quot;&gt;Ariana&lt;/a&gt; was going to do this one print on demand, but my conscience wouldn't let her. This design demanded the clarity and durability only &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.brunettotshirts.com/&quot;&gt;Dr. T-Shirt's&lt;/a&gt; inky powers could provide.

Blue, green and yellow ink, hand-screened on a myriad of black shirts.</body>
  <body-html>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src='http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/9762/files/happysaddiagram.gif?1257953510' alt='Any nature show about awesome animals eating other awesome animals. Christmas. The next-to-last page of a wonderful book. The bees. Schadenfreude. Someone else&#8217;s adorable cat that looks an awful lot like Whiskers used to look. That one time at band camp. Pretty much all of 1997. The episode with the dog. Sunday night. Dating that drummer. It&#8217;s complicated. Every single box set of anything from the 80s. Too much bacon. Yesterday and today, and honestly tomorrow&#8217;s just looking like more of the same.' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Pre-Order: Ships in 1-2 Weeks!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There is a middle road between happy and sad. There is a melancholic math by which we can express it. So much of life exists in this uncomfortable place between cheer and depression. And we wouldn&amp;#8217;t want it any other way.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My friend &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.arianaosborne.com/&quot;&gt;Ariana&lt;/a&gt; was going to do this one print on demand, but my conscience wouldn&amp;#8217;t let her. This design demanded the clarity and durability only &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.brunettotshirts.com/&quot;&gt;Dr. T-Shirt&amp;#8217;s&lt;/a&gt; inky powers could provide.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Blue, green and yellow ink, hand-screened on a myriad of black shirts.&lt;/p&gt;</body-html>
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