"I'd Rather Be Working" Shirt
Whatever I'm doing, if it's not working I'd probably Rather Be Working.
This shirt is specifically designed for workaholics to wear on vacation. It glows in the dark, so you can even wear it to bars and other inexplicably popular nighttime situations.
Image is about 11" wide and professionally silk screened in glow-in-the-dark white on 100% cotton black shirts.