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	&lt;p&gt;Troops don&amp;#8217;t get no respect. Sure you can&amp;#8217;t hit a Womp Rat at ten meters. Maybe you hit your head on doors a lot. That doesn&amp;#8217;t mean those dang Rebels should pick on you. You&amp;#8217;re only doing your job!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Yavin-sized black print on a white shirt. Approximately 11&amp;#8221; wide for men, 8&amp;#8221; for womens.&lt;/p&gt;</body-html>
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Troops don't get no respect. Sure you can't hit a Womp Rat at ten meters. Maybe you hit your head on doors a lot. That doesn't mean those dang Rebels should pick on you. You're only doing your job!

Yavin-sized black print on a white shirt. Approximately 11&quot; wide for men, 8&quot; for womens.</body>
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