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 If one tweet was ever to take over my life, I'm glad it was this one.

  • Fucking Coffee Mug

    Fucking Coffee Mug

    How Ultimate is this mug? ★★★★★ Back in stock!

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations.

    White ink professionally printed on 11 oz. black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

    Also available as a travel mug.

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  • Fucking Coffee Mega-Size Eco-Plastic Mug

    Fucking Coffee Mega-Size Eco-Plastic Mug

    Last chance! Just $13 - normally $18

    Seriously, it's made of corn and not petroleum. It also happens to be the coolest, fanciest plastic you've ever sipped your coffee out of... and it's big!

    Gorgeous 16 oz black mug. White ink professionally printed on black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

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  • I Square Pixels Coffee Mug

    I Square Pixels Coffee Mug

    In Stock Now! 

    Do you love videogames, draw tiny icons, build amazing interfaces, Photoshop the light fantastic or yearn for the days when computer graphics required a lot of imagination? You need this mug.

    Two colors, professionally printed on black mugs. Also available on a t-shirt!

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  • Sophia & Dorothy & Blanche & Rose: The Original Girls Mug

    Sophia & Dorothy & Blanche & Rose: The Original Girls Mug

    Limited Quantity In Stock Now!

    Since the beginning of time, Girls have existed. Show your love for the ultimate expression of 20th century matriarchy with this delightful coffee mug.

    11oz pink coffee mug, professionally silk screened. 

    Also available on a t-shirt!

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  • Admiral Chubkins the Surliest Cat Mug

    Admiral Chubkins the Surliest Cat Mug

    A Hero Emerges

    The world's most powerful, vile cat gangster can now be harnessed to contain your fluids! Not like that.

    11oz standard coffee mug, professionally photo sublimation printed. Hand wash recommended.

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  • The Original Girls Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    The Original Girls Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    Gently Loved Factory Second

    I have a bunch of mugs which, while perfectly good, are not utterly perfect. Can you give them home?

    They are: Slightly scuffed or have minor imperfections in the glazing. 

    They are not: Broken or misprinted.

    11oz pink coffee mug, professionally silk screened. 

    Also available on a t-shirt!

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  • Words Have Meanings! Mug

    Words Have Meanings! Mug

    Seriously. If you don't know how to use a word, look it up. If you don't like what a word means, invent a new one. That's how language works.

    Originally from this comic. White ink professionally printed on 11oz standard coffee mugs.

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  • Coffee is a Hug You Give Yourself Mug

    Coffee is a Hug You Give Yourself Mug

    Coffee: It's a synonym for self-care.

    It's also the one person you can always count on to arm you up.

    White ink professionally printed on 11oz standard coffee mugs.

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  • Words Have Meanings! Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    Words Have Meanings! Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    Gently Loved Factory Second

    I have a bunch of mugs which, while perfectly good, are not utterly perfect. Can you give them home?

    They are: Slightly scuffed or have minor imperfections in the glazing. 

    They are not: Broken or misprinted.

    Originally from this comic. White ink professionally printed on 11oz standard coffee mugs.

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  • Admiral Chubkins Surly Cat Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    Admiral Chubkins Surly Cat Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    Gently Loved Factory Second

    I have a bunch of mugs which, while perfectly good, are not utterly perfect. Can you give them home?

    They are: Slightly scuffed or have minor imperfections in the glazing. 

    They are not: Broken or misprinted.

    11oz standard coffee mug, professionally photo sublimation printed. Hand wash recommended.

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  • Orange Zamboni Friend Mug

    Orange Zamboni Friend Mug

    Back in stock! 🏒→🥅

    He's orange. He's beautiful. He's the only pure thing left.

    Standard size 11oz white coffee mug with full-color print.

    Just want the can Koozies?

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  • Orange Zamboni Friend Can Koozies

    Orange Zamboni Friend Can Koozies

    Back in stock!
    Keep your beverage totally legal and cool!

    He's orange. He's beautiful. He's the only pure thing left.

    Bright orange Polyester and foam can holder. Full color print.

    Want a coffee mug?

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  • Fuck It Brand Ashtray

    Fuck It Brand Ashtray

    About five left!

    "Fuck it" is a thing I've been wanting to make for years. We all get stuck in procrastination and self-doubt sometimes. It's impossible not to. I've found that almost every time I've actually gotten something done, it's been when I said "Fuck it" and just jumped right in.

    White ink professionally printed on black glass ashtrays. 4 1/4" diameter. Artwork by the unbelievably excellent Chris Piascik, who also doesn't smoke.

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