It's made of ... corn? Delicious corn? How Fancy!

Seriously, it's made of corn and not petroleum. It also happens to be the coolest, fanciest plastic you've ever sipped your coffee out of... and it's big!

Gorgeous 16 oz black mug. White ink professionally printed on black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations. (Hand wash only, please!)

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IT'S MORE FUN TO COMPUTER

Green ink, professionally printed on black mugs. Also available on an enamel pin!

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Do you love videogames, draw tiny icons, build amazing interfaces, Photoshop the light fantastic or yearn for the days when computer graphics required a lot of imagination? You need this mug.

Two colors, professionally printed on black mugs. Also available on a t-shirt!

Limited Quantity In Stock Now!

Since the beginning of time, Girls have existed. Show your love for the ultimate expression of 20th century matriarchy with this delightful coffee mug.

11oz pink coffee mug, professionally silk screened. 

Also available on a t-shirt!

A Hero Emerges

The world's most powerful, vile cat gangster can now be harnessed to contain your fluids! Not like that.

11oz standard coffee mug, professionally photo sublimation printed. Hand wash recommended.

Just a few left!

Power is not measured by size. Brute strength is not always victorious. Express your force of will with this tiny pip of a warrior's vessel.

3.5 oz dark green espresso mug, white print.

Gently Loved Factory Second

I have a bunch of mugs which, while perfectly good, are not utterly perfect. Can you give them home?

They are: Slightly scuffed or have minor imperfections in the glazing. 

They are not: Broken or misprinted.

White ink professionally printed on black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

Also available as a travel mug.

Gently Loved Factory Second

I have a bunch of mugs which, while perfectly good, are not utterly perfect. Can you give them home?

They are: Slightly scuffed or have minor imperfections in the glazing. 

They are not: Broken or misprinted.

11oz pink coffee mug, professionally silk screened. 

Also available on a t-shirt!

Seriously. If you don't know how to use a word, look it up. If you don't like what a word means, invent a new one. That's how language works.

Coffee: It's a synonym for self-care.

It's also the one person you can always count on to arm you up.

Gently Loved Factory Second

I have a bunch of mugs which, while perfectly good, are not utterly perfect. Can you give them home?

They are: Slightly scuffed or have minor imperfections in the glazing. 

They are not: Broken or misprinted.

Originally from this comic. White ink professionally printed on 11oz standard coffee mugs.

Gently Loved Factory Second

I have a bunch of mugs which, while perfectly good, are not utterly perfect. Can you give them home?

They are: Slightly scuffed or have minor imperfections in the glazing. 

They are not: Broken or misprinted.

11oz standard coffee mug, professionally photo sublimation printed. Hand wash recommended.

Gently Loved Factory Second

I have a bunch of mugs which, while perfectly good, are not utterly perfect. Can you give them home?

They are: Slightly scuffed or have minor imperfections in the glazing. 

They are not: Broken or misprinted.

Standard size 11oz white coffee mug with full-color print.

Also available as a full-color enamel pin.

Back in stock! 🏒→🥅

He's orange. He's beautiful. He's the only pure thing left.

Standard size 11oz white coffee mug with full-color print.

Just want the can Koozies?

Back in stock!
Keep your beverage totally legal and cool!

He's orange. He's beautiful. He's the only pure thing left.

Bright orange Polyester and foam can holder. Full color print.

Want a coffee mug?

🎄 GENTLY LOVED FACTORY SECONDS 🎄

No misprints or cracks, just minor imperfections in the glaze.

We still have plenty of can Koozies

He's orange. He's beautiful. He's the only pure thing left.

Standard size 11oz white coffee mug with full-color print.

Just want the can Koozies?