The world's most powerful, vile cat gangster can now be harnessed to contain your fluids! Not like that.

11oz standard coffee mug, professionally photo sublimation printed. Hand wash recommended.

Do you love videogames, draw tiny icons, build amazing interfaces, Photoshop the light fantastic or yearn for the days when computer graphics required a lot of imagination? You need this mug.

Two colors, professionally printed on black mugs. Also available on a t-shirt!

Coffee: It's a synonym for self-care.

It's also the one person you can always count on to arm you up.

3-packs, 6-packs, 10-packs, & one 69-pack still available

He's orange. He's beautiful. He's Gritty. He's the only pure thing left.

Bright orange Polyester and foam can holder. Full color print.

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White ink professionally printed on 11 oz. black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

Limited Quantity In Stock Now!

Since the beginning of time, Girls have existed. Show your love for the ultimate expression of 20th century matriarchy with this delightful coffee mug.

11oz pink coffee mug, professionally silk screened. 

Also available on a t-shirt!

Seriously. If you don't know how to use a word, look it up. If you don't like what a word means, invent a new one. That's how language works.

Gently Loved Factory Second

I have a bunch of mugs which, while perfectly good, are not utterly perfect. Can you give them home?

They are: Slightly scuffed or have minor imperfections in the glazing. 

They are not: Broken or misprinted.

11oz standard coffee mug, professionally photo sublimation printed. Hand wash recommended.

My choice of mugs. Feel free to add a note to your order and I will do my best. If you didn't see where to add a note, email dieselsweeties@mac.com with your order number.

🎄 GENTLY LOVED FACTORY SECONDS 🎄

No misprints or cracks, just minor imperfections in the glaze.

We still have plenty of can Koozies

He's orange. He's beautiful. He's the only pure thing left.

Standard size 11oz white coffee mug with full-color print.

Just want the can Koozies?

Slight imperfections in the glaze. No problems with the print. Normally $9.99!

Power is not measured by size. Brute strength is not always victorious. Express your force of will with this tiny pip of a warrior's vessel.

3.5 oz dark green espresso mug, white print.