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  • CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! Book

    CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! Book

    CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! is 64 pages of definitive Red Robot cartoons selected from over 2,000 Diesel Sweeties comics. It’s a stand-alone book perfect for longtime fans, new readers and people with anger management problems.

    Also available: Crush All Humans t-shirts


    Personalized books can be ordered with or without your name- either way, I’ll be filling a page with apocalyptic murderbots.

    If you’re ordering the book personalized, Red will be threatening to CRUSH the first name on your shipping address unless I am told otherwise! Feel free to use the comment form when checking out in the store or email corrections to dieselsweeties at mac.com. “Signed with no name” will get a drawing but I’ll write “CRUSH ALL HU-MANS!” in there rather than your name.

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  • "Warning! Vehicle Transforms Into Robot" Stickers

    "Warning! Vehicle Transforms Into Robot" Stickers

    Back in stock!

    It’s really only fair to let other drivers on the road know that your car, truck, boat, bus, jet, biplane, jetski, locomotive or motorcycle could at any time turn into a huge fighting robot.

    Red and black on white vinyl, professionally silkscreened. 8.5″ × 2.75″.

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  • PLUSH ALL HU-MANS Red Robot Squishable

    PLUSH ALL HU-MANS Red Robot Squishable

    Holy cutes! Produced in extremely limited quantities by the fair trade toy gurus at Squishable, this chubby little Red Robot wants to get close to your heart… so he can tear it out with love.

    Please note: These little guys are hand made and have tiny variations from toy to toy. But every single one is awesome.

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  • Pac-Math Bumper Stickers

    Pac-Math Bumper Stickers

    Brand new!

    Do you like math? Do you like good videogames? Are you an Adhesive Enthusiast? Well then, have I got a bumper sticker for you!

    Yellow and black on white vinyl, professionally silkscreened. 8.5″ × 2.75″.

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