Crush All Humans!:

CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! Book

CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! is 64 pages of definitive Red Robot cartoons selected from over 2,000 Diesel Sweeties comics. It’s a stand-alone book perfect for longtime fans, new readers and people with anger management problems.

Also available: Crush All Humans t-shirts

Personalized books can be ordered with or without your name- either way, I’ll be filling a page with apocalyptic murderbots.

If you’re ordering the book personalized, Red will be threatening to CRUSH the first name on your shipping address unless I am told otherwise! Feel free to use the comment form when checking out in the store or email corrections to dieselsweeties at mac.com. “Signed with no name” will get a drawing but I’ll write “CRUSH ALL HU-MANS!” in there rather than your name.

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Red Robot Socks

WOMENS currently out of stock. Sorry!

These are the real deal! Stretchy, comfortable knitted socks patterned with Pixel Skulls, D20 dice and Red Robot.

I produced these with Sock It To Me, a crack squad of foot experts from Portland, Oregon. 75% Cotton, 20% Polyester, 5% Spandex.

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"Warning! Vehicle Transforms Into Robot" Stickers

Back in stock!

It’s really only fair to let other drivers on the road know that your car, truck, boat, bus, jet, biplane, jetski, locomotive or motorcycle could at any time turn into a huge fighting robot.

Red and black on white vinyl, professionally silkscreened. 8.5″ × 2.75″.
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PLUSH ALL HU-MANS Red Robot Squishable

Holy cutes! Produced in extremely limited quantities by the fair trade toy gurus at Squishable, this chubby little Red Robot wants to get close to your heart… so he can tear it out with love.

Please note: These little guys are hand made and have tiny variations from toy to toy. But every single one is awesome.
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$Pac-Math Bumper Stickers$

Pac-Math Bumper Stickers

Brand new!

Do you like math? Do you like good videogames? Are you an Adhesive Enthusiast? Well then, have I got a bumper sticker for you!

Yellow and black on white vinyl, professionally silkscreened. 8.5″ × 2.75″.

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Red Robot Army Tote Bag

A swarm of Red Robots silkscreened onto heavy-duty natural-color cotton tote messenger bag. Red and yellow ink. Measures 10.5" wide x 14" tall x 5" deep.

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