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  • "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." shirt

    "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." shirt

    You remember the dark times. Back when having to learn 90s Linux or Windows 95 was a very scary possibility. When it was possible to sit in a Starbucks for twenty whole minutes and not see an Apple logo. If you told me Apple would get this huge back in the beleaguered era, I'd ask if you were a time traveler from an alternate future.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white ink on 100% cotton black shirts. One more thing… it glows in the dark!
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  • "I'd Rather Be Working" Shirt

    "I'd Rather Be Working" Shirt

    Whatever I'm doing, if it's not working I'd probably Rather Be Working.

    This shirt is specifically designed for workaholics to wear on vacation. It glows in the dark, so you can even wear it to bars and other inexplicably popular nighttime situations.

    Image is about 11" wide and professionally silk screened in glow-in-the-dark white on 100% cotton black shirts. 

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  • FAVES NOT LIKES shirt

    FAVES NOT LIKES shirt

    ⭐️ Just a few left! ⭐️

    Twitter is changing the favorite star to a like heart. You know what? Fuck the Facebook-ization of the world.

    Image is about eight inches wide and professionally silk screened in 3 colors ink on 100% cotton black shirts.
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