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  • "Fuck It" SWEATPANTS!

    "Fuck It" SWEATPANTS!

    Back in stock!

    Nobody else gets to ruin your day. Fuck it. You're done being a grown-up for the week. Fuck it. Everything is better when you don't give a shit. Fuck it.

    Unisex / mens fit - 50% cotton, 50% polyester preshrunk fleece. Yes, they have pockets, but you don't have to do anything responsible with them. They're thick and loose, not slim-fit.

    And they glow in the dark! Design by Chris Piascik.
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  • Fucking Coffee Mug

    Fucking Coffee Mug

    Back in stock!

    Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations.

    White ink professionally printed on 11 oz. black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

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  • "Fuck This." Ice Scraper

    "Fuck This." Ice Scraper

    Brand new extra-beefy edition!
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    10" hard plastic ice scraper. It's bigger. It's stronger. It's hollow like a bird's bones.  That is not a sex joke.

    Professionally printed, because we
    finally found a place that would actually take the job.

    There is minor scuff texture on the body from manufacturing, but it does not affect the print in any way.
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  • Fuck It Brand Ashtray (Gently loved factory second)

    Fuck It Brand Ashtray (Gently loved factory second)

    Found a few in the warehouse. Last call!

    "Fuck it" is a thing I've been wanting to make for years. We all get stuck in procrastination and self-doubt sometimes. It's impossible not to. I've found that almost every time I've actually gotten something done, it's been when I said "Fuck it" and just jumped right in.

    I don't smoke, but felt that no single item better represented learning to let go in the face of all evidence to the contrary quite like ashtrays.

    White ink professionally printed on black glass ashtrays. 4 1/4" diameter. Artwork by the unbelievably excellent Chris Piascik, who also doesn't smoke.

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  • Fucking Coffee Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    Fucking Coffee Mug (Gently Loved Factory Second)

    Gently Loved Factory Second

    I have a bunch of mugs which, while perfectly good, are not utterly perfect. Can you give them home?

    They are: Slightly scuffed or have minor imperfections in the glazing. 

    They are not: Broken or misprinted.

    White ink professionally printed on black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

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  • "Fuck This." Ice Scraper - Gently loved factory second

    "Fuck This." Ice Scraper - Gently loved factory second

    SAVE MORE! SWEAR MORE!
    I'm running out of ice scrapers! How about you save a ton of money and enjoy there slightly less perfect ones? No cracks, no physical damage- just slight scuffs to the surface and/or imperfect (but still good) print.
    Seriously. I'm moving south. Or west. Screw this. I can't even. 9" recycled hard plastic ice scraper. Professionally printed, because we finally found a place that would actually take the job.

    Please email for wholesale inquiries.
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  • Chainsaw Oven Mitt $6.66 factory second

    Chainsaw Oven Mitt $6.66 factory second

    I have about 10 of these where the mitt is good, but the print has a little extra "noise" in it. Perfect if you're going to cook or murder with it!
    Guaranteed (probably) not to possess your hand and attack you when you put it on. 

    Professionally screen printed in red on the non-business end of a standard-sized, quality oven mitt!
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  • Abolish Ice Scraper

    Abolish Ice Scraper

    LIMITED RUN
    Exactly what it looks like. 10" hard plastic ice scraper. Blue and black plastic, ice fascist busting teeth.

    This was a suggestion from a pal on the internet that I simply couldn't resist making a few of.

    There is minor scuff texture on the body from manufacturing, but it does not affect the print in any way.
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  • "Fuck This." Ice Scraper (Gently scuffed factory seconds)

    "Fuck This." Ice Scraper (Gently scuffed factory seconds)

    Slightly scuffed, extremely discounted!
    ❄️⛄️❄️⛄️❄️⛄️
    10" hard plastic ice scraper. It's bigger. It's stronger. It's hollow like a bird's bones.  That is not a sex joke.

    Professionally printed, because we
    finally found a place that would actually take the job.

    There is minor scuff texture on the body from manufacturing, but it does not affect the print in any way. NO PRINT DEFECTS.
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