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  • "Cosima is my Co-Pilot" Shirt

    "Cosima is my Co-Pilot" Shirt

    Welcome to Clone Club, Clonekateers! I admit, I don't get into TV shows very often, but I'm obsessed with Orphan Black. Bet you can't guess who my favorite clone is!

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white ink on 100% cotton black shirts.
    Glows in the dark for covert ops and late-night science!
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  • Roll Up The Rim To Win Shirt

    Roll Up The Rim To Win Shirt

    Last call! $5 until they run out!

    Canadians! I give in to your donuty demands and will be doing a one-week preorder and single print run of this design. It was a surprise hit at the Toronto Comics Art Festival and now can be a surprise hit when you wear it to go buy some Timbits.

    Five color print on brown American Apparel men's and women's tees.

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  • I WOKE UP LIKE DISK Shirt

    I WOKE UP LIKE DISK Shirt

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    Even when I wake up floppy, I wake up flawless. Now you can, too!

    Available on Galaxy Blue American Apparel tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 8" high.

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  • Mr. Petabyte, The Pixel Cloud Shirt

    Mr. Petabyte, The Pixel Cloud Shirt

    Upload yourself to The Cloud

    I haven't had cloud shirts since before the term "The Cloud" was used for storage on the internet. Wrap yourself in Mr. Petabyte's fluffy embrace while you can!

    Two-color hand-silkscreened print on American Apparel sky blue men’s and women’s tees.

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  • GONE VIRAL Shirt

    GONE VIRAL Shirt

    Last Call! Just a few left.

    Have you ever GONE VIRAL? It's OK. We won't tell anyone. The last thing we need is to cause irrational fear and group mania on the internet.

    Image is about ten inches tall and professionally silk screened in toxic green glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts.
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  • Bad At Tumbler Shirt

    Bad At Tumbler Shirt

    Last Call! Just a few left.

    I hope you "heart" and "reboggle" this shirt. Put it on and take it off and pass it to your friends. Give it a fandom. I'm always angry, Cap.

    Professionally screen-printed on Galaxy Blue American Apparel tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 9" wide.

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  • Liz Phair Was Right T-Shirt

    Liz Phair Was Right T-Shirt

    Last Call! Just a few left.

     

    Two color design by the heroic Dylan Meconis on black American Apparel mens 2001, womens 2102, Bella 1001 and Hanes Beefy-Ts. 

     

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  • Who the Star is John Gruber Shirt?

    Who the Star is John Gruber Shirt?

    Last call! Just a few left.

    One color print silk-screened by superhumans onto black Hanes, American Apparel, Gildan and Bella shirts. Limited numbers of most sizes are in stock today, any further orders will be printed by the end of the preorder run.

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  • Icons of Rock Shirt: Gigi Zeitgeist

    Icons of Rock Shirt: Gigi Zeitgeist

    Last Call! Just a few left.

    Gigi Zeitgeist: Woman of today, alien artifact of tomorrow! When she pointed her space telescope towards Earth and saw how much fun her cousin Zaggy Starbucks was having, she just had to get here and join in. She left yesterday from her own relativistic perspective, but took decades to reach us from ours. Poor cousin Zaggy, he used to be the younger one.

    Four colors, hand-screened on black American Apparel shirts.

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  • PLEASE Tell Me That's Cosplay Shirt

    PLEASE Tell Me That's Cosplay Shirt

    Limited Run! When They're Gone, They're Gone

    Please. Oh God. Please? Seriously. I'm so sorry.

    White silkscreen on black American Apparel men’s and women’s tees.

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  • Doctor Whisky Shirt (black)

    Doctor Whisky Shirt (black)

     Last Call! Just a few left.

    The peaty brain surgeon you can trust to delicately slice away your troubles. Doctor Whisky accepts all popular forms of tribute and only rarely completely ruins lives with a single treatment. 

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts.
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  • Magical Math Muncher Mystery Shirt (Formerly known as Pac-Math)

    Magical Math Muncher Mystery Shirt (Formerly known as Pac-Math)

    Last Call! Just a few left.

    Clearance! I can't make these shirts anymore or show you the image… but astute pie chart fans will probably remember it from earlier this year or the Big Bang Theory. IN THE FUTURE, all t-shirts will require a knowledge of 1980s video games and basic mathematical concepts. Come live with us in the future… today.

    Yellow and white ink, lovingly silk screened on a black shirt. Image is approximately 10" across.

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  • Inter-Web Debaters Club Shirt

    Inter-Web Debaters Club Shirt

    Last Call! Just a few left.

    If you wouldn’t argue about it online, why would you waste time doing it in person? Preemptively win all contests of rhetoric by refusing to participate!

    Black shirt with red & white text design on the front.

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  • Coming to Your Galaxy This Summer (Secret) Shirt

    Coming to Your Galaxy This Summer (Secret) Shirt

    When they're gone, they're gone!

    I love this poster. The first slogan for the movie that defined my entire belief system. (Futura is Good, droids are the real heroes.)

    This is a limited run and will be pretty much printed to order.

    Professionally silk screened on black Hanes 5180, Bella 1001, American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. Image is about 11" TALL. White glow ink.

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  • I Love Robots Shirt

    I Love Robots Shirt

    Last call! $10 until they run out!

    Technophilia isn’t illegal yet. We’ll leave the judgments on its morality up to you.

    Available on black Hanes Beefy-T and American Apparel Fine Jersey Tees.

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  • Great Job! Poop Emoji T-Shirt

    Great Job! Poop Emoji T-Shirt

    HAPPY GREY WEDNESDAY! Just $12 for 24 hours

    You did it! You made the best of a shitty situation! Percival Peristalsis, the Positive Poop is proud of you. What better way to tell the world than with this t-shirt?

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in brown and white ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Glows in the dark!
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