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  • "I'd Rather Be Working" Shirt

    "I'd Rather Be Working" Shirt

    Last Call! Just $10 until they run out.

    This shirt is specifically designed for workaholics to wear on vacation. It glows in the dark, so you can even wear it to bars and other inexplicably popular nighttime situations.

    Image is about 11" wide and professionally silk screened in glow-in-the-dark white on 100% cotton black shirts. 

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  • #BUTTS T-Shirt

    #BUTTS T-Shirt

    Just $10 - When they're gone, they're gone!

    #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS#BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS 

    Image is about eight inches wide and professionally silk screened in light blue glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts. 

    Blame Candice.

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  • Chainsaw Oven Mitt $6.66 factory second

    Chainsaw Oven Mitt $6.66 factory second

    I have about 10 of these where the mitt is good, but the print has a little extra "noise" in it. Perfect if you're going to cook or murder with it!
    Guaranteed (probably) not to possess your hand and attack you when you put it on. 

    Professionally screen printed in red on the non-business end of a standard-sized, quality oven mitt!
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  • Please Share It's Nice Shirt (Green)

    Please Share It's Nice Shirt (Green)

    LAST CALL! $10 until they run out.

    It's not that hard to be halfway decent.

    Design by Steven Cloud. Professionally silk-screened yellow on green American Apparel 2001 and 2102 shirts. BOASAS logo on sleeve.

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  • Please Share It's Nice Shirt (Navy)

    Please Share It's Nice Shirt (Navy)

    LAST CALL! $10 until they run out

    It's not that hard to be halfway decent.

    Design by Steven Cloud. Professionally silk-screened green on navy American Apparel 2001 and 2102 shirts. BOASAS logo on sleeve.

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  • Pollution is Creative shirt (Olive)

    Pollution is Creative shirt (Olive)

    LAST CALL! $10 until they run out.

    Never forget to look at the bright side of the apocalypse.

    Design by Steven Cloud. Professionally silk-screened in black on olive American Apparel 2001 and 2102 shirts.

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  • Pollution is Creative shirt (Coral)

    Pollution is Creative shirt (Coral)

    LAST CALL! $10 until they run out.

    Never forget to look at the bright side of the apocalypse.

    Design by Steven Cloud. Professionally silk-screened in dark blue on coral American Apparel 2001 and 2102 shirts.

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  • Anarchy Loves You Shirt

    Anarchy Loves You Shirt

    LAST CALL! $10 until they run out.

    It may be a little chaotic, but it's kind.

    Design by Steven Cloud. Professionally silk-screened light orange on navy American Apparel 2001 and 2102 shirts. BOASAS logo on sleeve.

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  • LEGALIZE VANDALISM NOW Shirt (black)

    LEGALIZE VANDALISM NOW Shirt (black)

    LAST CALL! $10 until they run out.

    It's only a crime because laws exist. 

    Design by Steven Cloud. Professionally silk-screened in white on black American Apparel 2001 and 2102 shirts.

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  • LEGALIZE VANDALISM NOW Shirt (red)

    LEGALIZE VANDALISM NOW Shirt (red)

    LAST CALL! $10 until they run out.

    It's only a crime because laws exist. 

    Design by Steven Cloud. Professionally silk-screened in black on red American Apparel 2001 and 2102 shirts.

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  • Spicy Cock Delicious Flavor Shirt

    Spicy Cock Delicious Flavor Shirt

    Last one!

    In a bland world ruled by lack of flavor … there came a rooster. A hero. A saucy, saucy hero with a mission to save us from boring food. Show your allegiance by wearing his secret symbol.

    One color, lovingly screen printed on American Apparel cranberry, Hanes deep red and Bella cardinal tees.
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  • Pride of the Resistance (Secret) Shirt

    Pride of the Resistance (Secret) Shirt

    Last call! $9.99 until they run out.

    General Leia has given me a /secret/ mission to make a t-shirt for Poe and Finn's wedding! But the hardscrabble Resistance needs help getting the credits together to print such a glorious design... that's where you come in.

    This glorious garment is professionally silk screened on black Hanes Beefy-T, Bella 1001 tees and American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. Image is about 8.5" wide. Six colors! 

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  • Jesus Helps Me Trick People Shirt (Black)

    Jesus Helps Me Trick People Shirt (Black)

    $6.66 Deal With The Devil! Last chance on this shirt.

    Available on Blasphemous Blue or Golgotha Black Hanes Beefy-T or Bella baby doll shirt. Sacrilege has never been this sexy.
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  • Jesus Helps Me Trick People Shirt (Baby Blue)

    Jesus Helps Me Trick People Shirt (Baby Blue)

    $6.66 Deal With The Devil! Last chance on this shirt.

    Available on Blasphemous Blue or Golgotha Black Hanes Beefy-T or Bella baby doll shirt. Sacrilege has never been this sexy.
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  • Zaggy Starbucks Shirt: Unplugged

    Zaggy Starbucks Shirt: Unplugged

    Last call! Just a few left.

    There is a very special pig on Mars. We know this because a Spider from Mars spun a web that said so. Opportunity got a picture before Spirit roved into it. First contact probably could have gone better. This t-shirt is a low-resolution photograph of the glyphs those Martian Spiders drew us. It is untranslatable in any Earth language.

    Four colors, hand-screened on a myriad of American Apparel black shirts. It only seemed appropriate. Inspired in part by this comic.

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  • David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Coral)

    David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Coral)

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    Happy birthday, you sexy space wizard. (and me!) Show your dedication to the world's most prolific cosmic elf mage with this GLOW-IN-THE-DARK t-shirt.

    Professionally screen-printed on coral American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 10" wide on mens, slightly smaller on womens.

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  • Goth Xmas Shirt

    Goth Xmas Shirt

    Last call! Just $6.66

    Are you spooky and sparkly? Do you feel festive in the dark? Celebrate from the first harvest straight through ten lords a-leaping with this excellent shirt.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in metallic orange ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Design by Ariana.

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  • YARN CORE Knitting Shirt (pink)

    YARN CORE Knitting Shirt (pink)

    Last call! Just $10. 

    What does it mean to be hardcore about something? We think it has nothing to do with fighting and everything to do with knitting your own socks.

    Pink shirt with black, yellow & orange design front and center.

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  • YARN CORE Knitting Shirt (brown)

    YARN CORE Knitting Shirt (brown)

    Last Few! Just $10.

    What does it mean to be hardcore about something? We think it has nothing to do with fighting and everything to do with knitting your own socks.

    Red shirt with black, yellow & orange design front and center. Also available on pink shirts.

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  • Jack Beak: Penguin of Destiny Shirt

    Jack Beak: Penguin of Destiny Shirt

    Last call! Just $7.77

     You will get along swimmingly with this bird. He is so exciting that his driver's license has his name in italics.

    Black, white and yellow print on light blue shirts.

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  • I Square Pixels Shirt (black)

    I Square Pixels Shirt (black)

     Last call! Just a few black shirts left.

    Also available on grey shirts.

    Do you love videogames, draw tiny icons, build amazing interfaces, Photoshop the light fantastic or yearn for the days when computer graphics required a lot of imagination? You need this shirt.

    I made a low resolution to myself this year to make shirts I really need to wear. You’re looking at my new comic convention uniform.

    Two-color print, silk-screened by androids onto black American Apparel, Hanes and Bella shirts.

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  • WORDS HAVE MEANINGS Shirt (red)

    WORDS HAVE MEANINGS Shirt (red)

    LAST CALL! $10 until they run out.

     Seriously. If you don't know how to use a word, look it up. If you don't like what a word means, invent a new one. That's how language works.

    Originally from this comic. Glow-in-the-dark white ink professionally screen printed on red t-shirts.

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  • Baconcoin Shirt

    Baconcoin Shirt

    Last call! Just $6.66 until they run out.

    If the internet was honest about itself, Baconcoin would be the new hotness in crypto currencies. Decode its delicious code if you dare.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened on 100% cotton charcoal and graphite shirts. 
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  • Great Job! Poop Emoji T-Shirt

    Great Job! Poop Emoji T-Shirt

    HAPPY GREY WEDNESDAY! Just $12 for 24 hours

    You did it! You made the best of a shitty situation! Percival Peristalsis, the Positive Poop is proud of you. What better way to tell the world than with this t-shirt?

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in brown and white ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Glows in the dark!
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  • "Cosima is my Co-Pilot" Shirt

    "Cosima is my Co-Pilot" Shirt

    Welcome to Clone Club, Clonekateers! I admit, I don't get into TV shows very often, but I'm obsessed with Orphan Black. Bet you can't guess who my favorite clone is!

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white ink on 100% cotton black shirts.
    Glows in the dark for covert ops and late-night science!
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  • 127.0.0.1 is the Loneliest Number Shirt

    127.0.0.1 is the Loneliest Number Shirt

    Last call! Just $6.66 until they run out.

    You’re only lonely if you can’t find anyone to ping.

    For everyone who takes the router less traveled in life. Image is about 10" wide and professionally silk screened in cathode green on 100% cotton black shirts. Originally presented in this comic.

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  • I WOKE UP LIKE DISK Shirt

    I WOKE UP LIKE DISK Shirt

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    Even when I wake up floppy, I wake up flawless. Now you can, too!

    Available on Galaxy Blue American Apparel tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 8" high.

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  • Bad At Tumbler Shirt

    Bad At Tumbler Shirt

    Last Call! Just a few left.

    I hope you "heart" and "reboggle" this shirt. Put it on and take it off and pass it to your friends. Give it a fandom. I'm always angry, Cap.

    Professionally screen-printed on Galaxy Blue American Apparel tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 9" wide.

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  • Who the Star is John Gruber Shirt?

    Who the Star is John Gruber Shirt?

    Last call! Just a few left.

    One color print silk-screened by superhumans onto black Hanes, American Apparel, Gildan and Bella shirts. Limited numbers of most sizes are in stock today, any further orders will be printed by the end of the preorder run.

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  • Icons of Rock Shirt: Gigi Zeitgeist

    Icons of Rock Shirt: Gigi Zeitgeist

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    Gigi Zeitgeist: Woman of today, alien artifact of tomorrow! When she pointed her space telescope towards Earth and saw how much fun her cousin Zaggy Starbucks was having, she just had to get here and join in. She left yesterday from her own relativistic perspective, but took decades to reach us from ours. Poor cousin Zaggy, he used to be the younger one.

    Four colors, hand-screened on black American Apparel shirts.

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  • Doctor Whisky Shirt (black)

    Doctor Whisky Shirt (black)

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    The peaty brain surgeon you can trust to delicately slice away your troubles. Doctor Whisky accepts all popular forms of tribute and only rarely completely ruins lives with a single treatment. 

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts.
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  • The T-Shirt Formerly known as Pac-Math

    The T-Shirt Formerly known as Pac-Math

    Last Call! Just a few left.

    Clearance! I can't make these shirts any more… but astute pie chart fans will probably remember it from earlier this year or the Big Bang Theory. IN THE FUTURE, all t-shirts will require a knowledge of 1980s video games and basic mathematical concepts. Come live with us in the future… today.

    Yellow and white ink, lovingly silk screened on a black shirt. Image is approximately 10" across.

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  • Inter-Web Debaters Club Shirt

    Inter-Web Debaters Club Shirt

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    If you wouldn’t argue about it online, why would you waste time doing it in person? Preemptively win all contests of rhetoric by refusing to participate!

    Black shirt with red & white text design on the front.

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  • "Best Before December 21, 2012" Shirt

    "Best Before December 21, 2012" Shirt

    Last call! Just $6.66.

    The end of the Mayan calendar: the world’s first expiration date! Hopefully it won’t be the world’s last date, period.

    White & glow-in-the-dark ink on black shirt.

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  • Pixel Heart Shirt (Red)

    Pixel Heart Shirt (Red)

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    Life meters haven’t been this stylish since The Adventure of Link. Image is about 6" wide and professionally silk screened in pink and white on 100% cotton black shirts.

    Originally presented in this comic among many others. Goes great with pixel heart socks!

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  • Pretty Deadly Shirt (dusty mauve)

    Pretty Deadly Shirt (dusty mauve)

    Last call! Just $10 until they run out.

    Art by Emma Rios. Pretty Deadly is an excellent new comic book by Kelly Sue DeConnick and Emma Rios which is published by Image Comics.

    Black print, professionally silk-screened onto mauve American Apparel shirts. Image is approximately 10" wide.

    Sizing FYI: American Apparel tees run a little small and are fitted, so size accordingly.

    Color FYI: The Bella variant is "lilac" and a little bit brighter and pinker.

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  • Pretty Deadly Shirt (grey)

    Pretty Deadly Shirt (grey)

    Last few! Just $10 until they run out.
    Ginny is death and death is awesome. 

    Art by Emma Rios. Pretty Deadly is an excellent new comic book by Kelly Sue DeConnick and Emma Rios which is published by Image Comics.

    Black print, professionally silk-screened onto charcoal grey shirts. Image is approximately 10" wide.

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  • Baconbot Toaster Shirt

    Baconbot Toaster Shirt

    Last call! Just $8.

    The idea originally appeared in this comic. Redrawn by the always excellent Steven Cloud for this t-shirt.

    Four-color print including metallic silver, hand silk-screened by pork lovers onto smoke grey Hanes Beefy-Ts and asphalt American Apparel shirts.

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  • Pixel Canada Shirt

    Pixel Canada Shirt

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    The North will rise again! Pixel Maple leaf lovingly printed in white on deep red shirts.

    Photography by Libby Bulloff.

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  • FAVES NOT LIKES shirt

    FAVES NOT LIKES shirt

    ⭐️ Just a few left! ⭐️

    Twitter is changing the favorite star to a like heart. You know what? Fuck the Facebook-ization of the world.

    Image is about eight inches wide and professionally silk screened in 3 colors ink on 100% cotton black shirts.
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  • Icons of Rock Shirt: Zaggy Starbucks

    Icons of Rock Shirt: Zaggy Starbucks

    Last call! Just $12 until they run out.

    There is a very special pig on Mars. We know this because a Spider from Mars spun a web that said so. Opportunity got a picture before Spirit roved into it. First contact probably could have gone better. This t-shirt is a low-resolution photograph of the glyphs those Martian Spiders drew us. It is untranslatable in any Earth language.

    Four colors, hand-screened on a myriad of American Apparel Galaxy Blue shirts. It only seemed appropriate. Inspired in part by this comic.

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  • I Loaf Bread Shirt

    I Loaf Bread Shirt

     

    Last few! Just $6.66!

    Bread is not only the most important and delicious food in history, it is also the most forgiving. Bread doesn't care if you blame it for making you fat. Bread doesn't take offense when you build entire diets just to exclude it. Bread will always be there for you when you need it.

    I Loaf Bread. So much.

    Two color print professionally silk screened on chocolate brown Hanes, American Apparel and Bella tees. Also available on aprons.

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  • Wil's Pixel Clown Sweater Shirt

    Wil's Pixel Clown Sweater Shirt

    PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS CURSE - JUST A FEW LEFT FOR $6.66

    IT'S A SCARY CLOWN LIKE WIL'S SWEATER PLEASE RELEASE ME 

    Image is terrifying and professionally silk-screened onto white shirts.

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