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It's only a crime because laws exist. 

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General Leia has given me a /secret/ mission to make a t-shirt for Poe and Finn's wedding! But the hardscrabble Resistance needs help getting the credits together to print such a glorious design... that's where you come in.

This glorious garment is professionally silk screened on black Hanes Beefy-T, Bella 1001 tees and American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. Image is about 8.5" wide. Six colors! 

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There is a very special pig on Mars. We know this because a Spider from Mars spun a web that said so. Opportunity got a picture before Spirit roved into it. First contact probably could have gone better. This t-shirt is a low-resolution photograph of the glyphs those Martian Spiders drew us. It is untranslatable in any Earth language.

Four colors, hand-screened on a myriad of American Apparel black shirts. It only seemed appropriate. Inspired in part by this comic.

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Happy birthday, you sexy space wizard. (and me!) Show your dedication to the world's most prolific cosmic elf mage with this GLOW-IN-THE-DARK t-shirt.

Professionally screen-printed on coral American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 10" wide on mens, slightly smaller on womens.

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Are you spooky and sparkly? Do you feel festive in the dark? Celebrate from the first harvest straight through ten lords a-leaping with this excellent shirt.

Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in metallic orange ink on 100% cotton black shirts. Design by Ariana.

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What does it mean to be hardcore about something? We think it has nothing to do with fighting and everything to do with knitting your own socks.

Pink shirt with black, yellow & orange design front and center.

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What does it mean to be hardcore about something? We think it has nothing to do with fighting and everything to do with knitting your own socks.

Red shirt with black, yellow & orange design front and center. Also available on pink shirts.

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 You will get along swimmingly with this bird. He is so exciting that his driver's license has his name in italics.

Black, white and yellow print on light blue shirts.

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Image is about eight inches wide and professionally silk screened in light blue glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts. 

Blame Candice.

Do you love videogames, draw tiny icons, build amazing interfaces, Photoshop the light fantastic or yearn for the days when computer graphics required a lot of imagination? You need this shirt.

I made a low resolution to myself this year to make shirts I really need to wear. You’re looking at my new comic convention uniform.

Two-color print, silk-screened by androids onto black American Apparel, Hanes and Bella shirts.

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 Seriously. If you don't know how to use a word, look it up. If you don't like what a word means, invent a new one. That's how language works.

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If the internet was honest about itself, Baconcoin would be the new hotness in crypto currencies. Decode its delicious code if you dare.

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You did it! You made the best of a shitty situation! Percival Peristalsis, the Positive Poop is proud of you. What better way to tell the world than with this t-shirt?

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Quoting TV is not the same as telling a joke.

White print on black shirts.

Welcome to Clone Club, Clonekateers! I admit, I don't get into TV shows very often, but I'm obsessed with Orphan Black. Bet you can't guess who my favorite clone is!

You’re only lonely if you can’t find anyone to ping.

For everyone who takes the router less traveled in life. Image is about 10" wide and professionally silk screened in cathode green on 100% cotton black shirts. Originally presented in this comic.

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Even when I wake up floppy, I wake up flawless. Now you can, too!

Available on Galaxy Blue American Apparel tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 8" high.

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Delicious chocolate-colored colored Hanes Beefy-T with a “Hyperspace White” print. If God’s not your co-pilot, perhaps this common nickname for Jesus is.

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Have you ever GONE VIRAL? It's OK. We won't tell anyone. The last thing we need is to cause irrational fear and group mania on the internet.

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I hope you "heart" and "reboggle" this shirt. Put it on and take it off and pass it to your friends. Give it a fandom. I'm always angry, Cap.

Professionally screen-printed on Galaxy Blue American Apparel tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 9" wide.

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Two color design by the heroic Dylan Meconis on black American Apparel mens 2001, womens 2102, Bella 1001 and Hanes Beefy-Ts. 

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One color print silk-screened by superhumans onto black Hanes, American Apparel, Gildan and Bella shirts. Limited numbers of most sizes are in stock today, any further orders will be printed by the end of the preorder run.

Gigi Zeitgeist: Woman of today, alien artifact of tomorrow! When she pointed her space telescope towards Earth and saw how much fun her cousin Zaggy Starbucks was having, she just had to get here and join in. She left yesterday from her own relativistic perspective, but took decades to reach us from ours. Poor cousin Zaggy, he used to be the younger one.

Four colors, hand-screened on black American Apparel shirts.

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The peaty brain surgeon you can trust to delicately slice away your troubles. Doctor Whisky accepts all popular forms of tribute and only rarely completely ruins lives with a single treatment. 

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Clearance! I can't make these shirts any more… but astute pie chart fans will probably remember it from earlier this year or the Big Bang Theory. IN THE FUTURE, all t-shirts will require a knowledge of 1980s video games and basic mathematical concepts. Come live with us in the future… today.

Yellow and white ink, lovingly silk screened on a black shirt. Image is approximately 10" across.

If you wouldn’t argue about it online, why would you waste time doing it in person? Preemptively win all contests of rhetoric by refusing to participate!

Black shirt with red & white text design on the front.

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The end of the Mayan calendar: the world’s first expiration date! Hopefully it won’t be the world’s last date, period.

White & glow-in-the-dark ink on black shirt.

Originally presented in this comic among many others. Goes great with pixel heart socks!

Art by Emma Rios. Pretty Deadly is an excellent new comic book by Kelly Sue DeConnick and Emma Rios which is published by Image Comics.

Black print, professionally silk-screened onto mauve American Apparel shirts. Image is approximately 10" wide.

Sizing FYI: American Apparel tees run a little small and are fitted, so size accordingly.

Color FYI: The Bella variant is "lilac" and a little bit brighter and pinker.

Art by Emma Rios. Pretty Deadly is an excellent new comic book by Kelly Sue DeConnick and Emma Rios which is published by Image Comics.

Black print, professionally silk-screened onto charcoal grey shirts. Image is approximately 10" wide.

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The idea originally appeared in this comic. Redrawn by the always excellent Steven Cloud for this t-shirt.

Four-color print including metallic silver, hand silk-screened by pork lovers onto smoke grey Hanes Beefy-Ts and asphalt American Apparel shirts.

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The North will rise again! Pixel Maple leaf lovingly printed in white on deep red shirts.

Photography by Libby Bulloff.

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Twitter is changing the favorite star to a like heart. You know what? Fuck the Facebook-ization of the world.

Bread is not only the most important and delicious food in history, it is also the most forgiving. Bread doesn't care if you blame it for making you fat. Bread doesn't take offense when you build entire diets just to exclude it. Bread will always be there for you when you need it.

I Loaf Bread. So much.

Two color print professionally silk screened on chocolate brown Hanes, American Apparel and Bella tees. Also available on aprons.

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There is a very special pig on Mars. We know this because a Spider from Mars spun a web that said so. Opportunity got a picture before Spirit roved into it. First contact probably could have gone better. This t-shirt is a low-resolution photograph of the glyphs those Martian Spiders drew us. It is untranslatable in any Earth language.

Four colors, hand-screened on a myriad of American Apparel Galaxy Blue shirts. It only seemed appropriate. Inspired in part by this comic.

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IT'S A SCARY CLOWN LIKE WIL'S SWEATER PLEASE RELEASE ME 

Image is terrifying and professionally silk-screened onto white shirts.

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It may be a little chaotic, but it's kind.