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  • Musical Elitism Venn Diagram Shirt (Music I Used to Like)

    Musical Elitism Venn Diagram Shirt (Music I Used to Like)

    As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd!

    Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in math class was Venn Diagrams. Originally presented in this indie rock comic.

    Blue, purple and red ink, lovingly silk screened on a black shirt. Image is approximately 9" across.

    Also available on stickers!

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  • Mix Tape Shirt

    Mix Tape Shirt

    Parties go a lot smoother with a clearly-labelled DJ. There’s space inside the image area to customize it and name your mix with a laundry marker if you like.

    Two colors hand-screened onto black shirts.

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  • David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Purple)

    David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Purple)

    Limited run! Grab one while they last.

    Happy birthday, you sexy space wizard. (and me!) Show your dedication to the world's most prolific cosmic elf mage with this GLOW-IN-THE-DARK t-shirt.

    Professionally screen-printed on eggplant American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 10" wide on mens, slightly smaller on womens.

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  • David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Coral)

    David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Coral)

    Limited run! Grab one while they last.

    Happy birthday, you sexy space wizard. (and me!) Show your dedication to the world's most prolific cosmic elf mage with this GLOW-IN-THE-DARK t-shirt.

    Professionally screen-printed on coral American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 10" wide on mens, slightly smaller on womens.

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  • Zaggy Starbucks Shirt: Unplugged

    Zaggy Starbucks Shirt: Unplugged

    Limited run! In stock now. Grab one while they last.

    There is a very special pig on Mars. We know this because a Spider from Mars spun a web that said so. Opportunity got a picture before Spirit roved into it. First contact probably could have gone better. This t-shirt is a low-resolution photograph of the glyphs those Martian Spiders drew us. It is untranslatable in any Earth language.

    Four colors, hand-screened on a myriad of American Apparel black shirts. It only seemed appropriate. Inspired in part by this comic.

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  • Geometry Chalet Shirt

    Geometry Chalet Shirt

    Limited run! There are a few of most size left.

    My favorite building in the whole world, now in t-shirt form. Make exciting noises and pretend a train is running through it - you can even make believe the door fell off!

    GLOW WHITE ink, hand-screened on a myriad of black shirts. (Hanes, American Apparel, & Bella)

    Also available as an enamel pin.

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