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  • Weirder World Shirt

    Weirder World Shirt

    Back in stock!

    Weird is my favorite synonym for interesting. We were promised a strange future, but apparently it is up to us to create it. What are you doing to make every day a little stranger?

    White design silk screened onto American Apparel eggplant t-shirts.

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  • #BUTTS T-Shirt

    #BUTTS T-Shirt

    Just $10 - When they're gone, they're gone!

    #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS#BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS #BUTTS 

    Image is about eight inches wide and professionally silk screened in light blue glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts. 

    Blame Candice.

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  • Admiral Chubkins the Surliest Cat Mug

    Admiral Chubkins the Surliest Cat Mug

    The world's most powerful, vile cat gangster can now be harnessed to contain your fluids! Not like that.

    11oz standard coffee mug, professionally photo sublimation printed. Hand wash recommended.

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  • David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Purple)

    David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Purple)

    Limited run! Grab one while they last.

    Show your dedication to the world's most prolific cosmic elf mage with this GLOW-IN-THE-DARK t-shirt.

    Professionally screen-printed on eggplant American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 10" wide on mens, slightly smaller on womens.

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  • Words Have Meanings! Mug

    Words Have Meanings! Mug

    Back in stock!

    Seriously. If you don't know how to use a word, look it up. If you don't like what a word means, invent a new one. That's how language works.

    Originally from this comic. White ink professionally printed on 11oz standard coffee mugs.

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  • Coffee is a Hug You Give Yourself Mug

    Coffee is a Hug You Give Yourself Mug

    Coffee: It's a synonym for self-care.

    It's also the one person you can always count on to arm you up.

    White ink professionally printed on 11oz standard coffee mugs.

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  • Orange Hockey Chum Mug

    Orange Hockey Chum Mug

    Back in stock! 🏒→🥅

    He's orange. He's beautiful. He's the only pure thing left.

    Standard size 11oz white coffee mug with full-color print.

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  • Orange Hockey Chum Mug (Factory Second)

    Orange Hockey Chum Mug (Factory Second)

    🎄 GENTLY LOVED FACTORY SECONDS 🎄

    No misprints or cracks, just minor imperfections in the glaze.

    He's orange. He's beautiful. He's the only pure thing left.

    Standard size 11oz white coffee mug with full-color print.

     

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