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    CRUSH ALL HU-MANS! is 64 pages of definitive Red Robot cartoons selected from over 2,000 Diesel Sweeties comics. It’s a stand-alone book perfect for longtime fans, new readers and people with anger management problems.

    Also available: Crush All Humans t-shirts

    Personalized books can be ordered with or without your name- either way, I’ll be filling a page with apocalyptic murderbots.

    If you’re ordering the book personalized, Red will be threatening to CRUSH the first name on your shipping address unless I am told otherwise! Feel free to use the comment form when checking out in the store or email corrections to dieselsweeties at “Signed with no name” will get a drawing but I’ll write “CRUSH ALL HU-MANS!” in there rather than your name.

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  • PLUSH ALL HU-MANS Red Robot Squishable

    PLUSH ALL HU-MANS Red Robot Squishable

    Holy cutes! Produced in extremely limited quantities by the fair trade toy gurus at Squishable, this chubby little Red Robot wants to get close to your heart… so he can tear it out with love.

    Please note: These little guys are hand made and have tiny variations from toy to toy. But every single one is awesome.

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  • Magical Unicorn Dreams

    Magical Unicorn Dreams

    Unicorn dreams, one cent! 

    Do you need a penny to round up a price to a rounded dollar amount? Grab a unicorn dream. They are 100% intangible.

    Unicorn dreams are a limited resource. Please conserve unicorn dreams.

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  • Giant Red Robot Socks!

    Giant Red Robot Socks!

    Men's Giant Red Robots Out of Stock

    Giant Robots! Terrifying, brutal and wonderful, they are a part of our world you never want to see from underfoot. Put them on your own feet and pass the mecha-destructive love on to smaller animals.

    I produced these with Sock It To Me, a crack squad of foot experts from Portland, Oregon. 75% Cotton, 20% Polyester, 5% Spandex.

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