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  • CRUSH ALL HUMANS! Shirt

    CRUSH ALL HUMANS! Shirt

    Last one! (3XL)

    The Crush All Humans! shirt. Out of a week of seven days, it will describe your mood at least five times. We call those times “weekdays”. Celebrate Red Robot’s new book with his mantra on your torso.

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  • Cherry Pi Shirt

    Cherry Pi Shirt

    Last call! Just $13.14 until they run out.
    Pack it up, pack it in… let me begin counting! Pi may be the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter, but to us it’s an infinite dessert bar. White, green and red ink on black on a black shirt.
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  • Invisible Giraffe Shirt

    Invisible Giraffe Shirt

    Last two!

    Do you see a giraffe? I don’t see a giraffe. Giraffes are very good at hiding on Planet Goldenrod. If you do not love giraffes, I recommend having a doctor check to see if someone has stolen your heart.

    Two-color hand-silkscreened print on American Apparel sunshine men’s and women’s tees.

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  • Get Excited and Make Things Shirt

    Get Excited and Make Things Shirt

    Last one!

    This one goes out to all the hackers and the crazy ones who never kept calm or carried on. Mighty Matt Jones made this magnificent design and is letting me sell it for him.

    One-color hand-silkscreened print on teal blue American Apparel men’s and women’s tees. It's a really fun color.

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  • Science Gangster Shirt

    Science Gangster Shirt

    Last one!

    Barely controlled and rarely safe, science has sent us to collect her protection money. Enjoy making your friends run screaming from your radioactive perforation mechanism!

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in light blue glow-in-the-dark ink on 100% cotton black shirts.
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  • YARN CORE Knitting Shirt (red)

    YARN CORE Knitting Shirt (red)

    Last one!

    What does it mean to be hardcore about something? We think it has nothing to do with fighting and everything to do with knitting your own socks.

    Red shirt with black, yellow & orange design front and center.

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  • I WANT TO BELIEVE in RSS Shirt

    I WANT TO BELIEVE in RSS Shirt

    Last one!

    Some say EX-ML, but I say SEX-ML. The king of syndication may be working underground, but never count him out.

    Standards-compliant orange & glow-white ink professionally screen printed on black t-shirts.

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  • Mr. Petabyte, The Pixel Cloud Shirt

    Mr. Petabyte, The Pixel Cloud Shirt

    Upload yourself to The Cloud

    I haven't had cloud shirts since before the term "The Cloud" was used for storage on the internet. Wrap yourself in Mr. Petabyte's fluffy embrace while you can!

    Two-color hand-silkscreened print on American Apparel sky blue men’s and women’s tees.

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  • Roll Up The Rim To Win Shirt

    Roll Up The Rim To Win Shirt

    Last call! $5 until they run out!

    Canadians! I give in to your donuty demands and will be doing a one-week preorder and single print run of this design. It was a surprise hit at the Toronto Comics Art Festival and now can be a surprise hit when you wear it to go buy some Timbits.

    Five color print on brown American Apparel men's and women's tees.

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  • "I'm Quantum Entangled With Stupid" Shirt

    "I'm Quantum Entangled With Stupid" Shirt

    I found a few in my warehouse!

    It takes two to entangle. No matter your distance in space or time, you know what the other is up to. If you're not paired with another particle yet, it's OK– just claim they're in the distant future or another galaxy.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white ink on 100% cotton black shirts.
    One more thing… it glows in the dark!
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  • Three Owls Squared Hoodie

    Three Owls Squared Hoodie

    Last two! Just $13!

    Three owls times three owls equals one cute hoodie. 

    This is a super cuddly American Apparel California Fleece Pullover hoodies ( #5495), just like I wear under my jacket every day in the winter. These run small, so go up a size if you're not sure!

    Three colors, professionally silk screened. You may recognize this owl from these owl socks.

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  • "Judge Me by My Size, Do You?" Espresso Mug (Factory Second)

    "Judge Me by My Size, Do You?" Espresso Mug (Factory Second)

    Power is not measured by size. Brute strength is not always victorious. Express your force of will with this tiny pip of a warrior's vessel.

    Slight imperfections in the glaze. No problems with the print. Normally $9.99!

    3.5 oz dark green espresso mug, white print.

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