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  • "I'm Not Unemployed. I'm NSFW." Shirt

    "I'm Not Unemployed. I'm NSFW." Shirt

    Last call! Just $10 until they run out.

    One of the jokes I tell people after eight years working for myself as a webcartoonist is that I'm probably not able to work a normal job anymore. Eight hours a day with a break for lunch? The ability to blame other people for my mistakes? Does not compute! (and I do not commute)

    This little tale may or may not apply to your situation, but I wish you the best in dealing with it. If you ever get the chance to be self-employed, you should go for it. You'll work your ass off and never look back.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white on 100% cotton black shirts. Originally from this tweet.

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