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  • Almost There 2020 Shirt

    Almost There 2020 Shirt

    STAY ON TARGET

    (Some sizes out of stock, but you can preorder them all. More shirts arriving in about a week!)

    We're almost there. We're almost there. Don't turn off your targeting computer just yet. Artoo's got your back.

    Professionally silk screened on black Hanes Beefy-T, and American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. Image is about 9" wide. Red and glow yellow ink.

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  • Musical Elitism Venn Diagram Shirt (Music I Used to Like)

    Musical Elitism Venn Diagram Shirt (Music I Used to Like)

    Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in math class was Venn Diagrams. Originally presented in this indie rock comic.

    Blue, purple and red ink, lovingly silk screened on a black shirt. Image is approximately 9" across.

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  • Robot Juice Pixelated Coffee Shirt

    Robot Juice Pixelated Coffee Shirt

    Back in Stock!

    Did you know that approximately 10% of Earth's caffeine passes through my body in a given day? It's probably true. Someone should commission a study.

    This shirt represents the platonic ideal of fresh coffee on the go. It's an understated four-color design silk screened on black shirts. If there were ever a cultural icon you needed to wear on your body, this is the one.

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  • Mix Tape Shirt

    Mix Tape Shirt

    Parties go a lot smoother with a clearly-labelled DJ. There’s space inside the image area to customize it and name your mix with a laundry marker if you like.

    Two colors hand-screened onto black shirts.

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  • Electric Sheep Shirt

    Electric Sheep Shirt

    What do you dream of, Mr. Dick?
    Around these parts, we dream of Electric Sheep. Design originally appeared in this comic. Five-color print, silk-screened by androids onto charcoal grey shirts.
    Lead photography by Libby Bulloff. As seen on Evil Wil Wheaton in The Big Bang Theory.
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  • Computers Professional Shirt

    Computers Professional Shirt

    Limited run. Back in stock!

    IT'S MORE FUN TO COMPUTER

    Professionally silk screened on black Hanes 5180, Bella 1001, American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. Image is about 9" wide. Green glow ink.

    Also an enamel pin And a coffee mug

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  • O.G.: Original Girls shirt

    O.G.: Original Girls shirt

    Thank you for being a friend!
    Just $13 until they run out.
    PS: AA Women's shirts run small
    Everyone loves the Golden Girls. (Except bad people.) Show your love for the ultimate expression of 20th century matriarchy with this delightful t-shirt.
    Glow-in-the-dark white ink on Teal Hanes Beefy-T, teal American Apparel mens 2001 & classic girl 2102, and true royal Bella 1001 shirts.
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  • Weirder World Shirt

    Weirder World Shirt

    Back in stock!

    Weird is my favorite synonym for interesting. We were promised a strange future, but apparently it is up to us to create it. What are you doing to make every day a little stranger?

    White design silk screened onto American Apparel eggplant t-shirts.

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  • Pixel Skull Shirt

    Pixel Skull Shirt

    Sinister white on black American Apparel tee. Hand-printed by dangerous men onto excellent t-shirts.

    You may recognize this shirt from the hyperkinetic motion picture “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” based on the books by Bryan Lee O’Malley.

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  • Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt (Black)

    Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt (Black)

    Bacon! Friend to mankind, scourge to mankind’s arteries. 1970s retro vogue meets 1990s retro veganism meets 2000s pre-retro ironicism. Originally presented in this salty, greasy, delicious comic.

    White design silk screened on black Hanes and American Apparel t-shirts. You may have seen this shirt on Top Chef.

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  • Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt (Purple)

    Bacon is a Vegetable Shirt (Purple)

    Bacon! Friend to mankind, scourge to mankind’s arteries. 1970s retro vogue meets 1990s retro veganism meets 2000s pre-retro ironicism. Originally presented in this salty, greasy, delicious comic.

    White design silk screened on eggplant American Apparel t-shirts. You may have seen this shirt on Top Chef. These run a little small!

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  • I Square Pixels Shirt (grey)

    I Square Pixels Shirt (grey)

    I Love Pixels. Do You Love Pixels?

    Do you love videogames, draw tiny icons, build amazing interfaces, Photoshop the light fantastic or yearn for the days when computer graphics required a lot of imagination? You need this shirt.

    Two-color print, silk-screened by androids onto charcoal grey American Apparel, Gildan and Bella shirts.

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  • "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." shirt

    "I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed." shirt

    You remember the dark times. Back when having to learn 90s Linux or Windows 95 was a very scary possibility.

    Image is about nine inches wide and professionally silk screened in white ink on 100% cotton black shirts. One more thing… it glows in the dark!
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  • Play Old Video Games Shirt

    Play Old Video Games Shirt

     

    Miss Ms. Pac-Man? Crying over Q*Bert? Still consider Zaxxon to be a serious 3-D game? Consider this shirt’s two shades of green as a balm for your Pong-loving soul. Perfect for the nostalgic gamer.

    Two shades of green professionally silkscreened on black shirts.

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  • Nothing Is Any Good If Other People Like It Shirt

    Nothing Is Any Good If Other People Like It Shirt

    LAST CALL! Just $15 until they run out.

    As seen on UK Channel 4’s The IT Crowd!

    Nothing is any good if other people like it. We’ve just proven it mathematically. I have a theory that the only thing cartoonists bothered learning in math class was Venn Diagrams. Originally presented in this indie rock comic.

    White ink lovingly silk screened on Hanes Maroon Beefy-Ts and Cranberry American Apparel shirts. Image is approximately 9" across. Screenshot borrowed from Hide Your Arms.

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  • Geometry Chalet Shirt

    Geometry Chalet Shirt

    Limited run! There are a few of most size left.

    My favorite building in the whole world, now in t-shirt form. Make exciting noises and pretend a train is running through it - you can even make believe the door fell off!

    GLOW WHITE ink, hand-screened on a myriad of black shirts. (Hanes, American Apparel, & Bella)

    Also available as an enamel pin.

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