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  • David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Purple)

    David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Purple)

    Limited run! Grab one while they last.

    Happy birthday, you sexy space wizard. (and me!) Show your dedication to the world's most prolific cosmic elf mage with this GLOW-IN-THE-DARK t-shirt.

    Professionally screen-printed on eggplant American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 10" wide on mens, slightly smaller on womens.

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  • David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Coral)

    David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Coral)

    Limited run! Grab one while they last.

    Happy birthday, you sexy space wizard. (and me!) Show your dedication to the world's most prolific cosmic elf mage with this GLOW-IN-THE-DARK t-shirt.

    Professionally screen-printed on coral American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 10" wide on mens, slightly smaller on womens.

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  • Zaggy Starbucks Shirt: Unplugged

    Zaggy Starbucks Shirt: Unplugged

    Limited run! In stock now. Grab one while they last.

    There is a very special pig on Mars. We know this because a Spider from Mars spun a web that said so. Opportunity got a picture before Spirit roved into it. First contact probably could have gone better. This t-shirt is a low-resolution photograph of the glyphs those Martian Spiders drew us. It is untranslatable in any Earth language.

    Four colors, hand-screened on a myriad of American Apparel black shirts. It only seemed appropriate. Inspired in part by this comic.

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  • Geometry Chalet Shirt

    Geometry Chalet Shirt

    Limited run! There are a few of most size left.

    My favorite building in the whole world, now in t-shirt form. Make exciting noises and pretend a train is running through it - you can even make believe the door fell off!

    GLOW WHITE ink, hand-screened on a myriad of black shirts. (Hanes, American Apparel, & Bella)

    Also available as an enamel pin.

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  • Orange Zamboni Friend Mug

    Orange Zamboni Friend Mug

    Back in stock! 🏒→🥅

    He's orange. He's beautiful. He's the only pure thing left.

    Standard size 11oz white coffee mug with full-color print.

    Just want the can Koozies?

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  • Orange Zamboni Friend Can Koozies

    Orange Zamboni Friend Can Koozies

    Back in stock!
    Keep your beverage totally legal and cool!

    He's orange. He's beautiful. He's the only pure thing left.

    Bright orange Polyester and foam can holder. Full color print.

    Want a coffee mug?

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