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  • David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Purple)

    David Bowie Is My Life Coach Shirt (Purple)

    Limited run! Grab one while they last.

    Show your dedication to the world's most prolific cosmic elf mage with this GLOW-IN-THE-DARK t-shirt.

    Professionally screen-printed on eggplant American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 10" wide on mens, slightly smaller on womens.

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  • Geometry Chalet Shirt

    Geometry Chalet Shirt

    Limited run! There are a few of most size left.

    My favorite building in the whole world, now in t-shirt form. Make exciting noises and pretend a train is running through it - you can even make believe the door fell off!

    GLOW WHITE ink, hand-screened on a myriad of black shirts. (Hanes, American Apparel, & Bella)

    Also available as an enamel pin.

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  • Orange Hockey Chum Mug

    Orange Hockey Chum Mug

    Back in stock! 🏒→🥅

    He's orange. He's beautiful. He's the only pure thing left.

    Standard size 11oz white coffee mug with full-color print.

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