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Happy birthday, you sexy space wizard. (and me!) Show your dedication to the world's most prolific cosmic elf mage with this GLOW-IN-THE-DARK t-shirt.

Professionally screen-printed on coral American Apparel 2001 and 2102 tees. The White ink glows in the dark! Print is about 10" wide on mens, slightly smaller on womens.

Limited run! In stock now. Grab one while they last.

There is a very special pig on Mars. We know this because a Spider from Mars spun a web that said so. Opportunity got a picture before Spirit roved into it. First contact probably could have gone better. This t-shirt is a low-resolution photograph of the glyphs those Martian Spiders drew us. It is untranslatable in any Earth language.

Four colors, hand-screened on a myriad of American Apparel black shirts. It only seemed appropriate. Inspired in part by this comic.

Limited run! There are a few of most size left.

My favorite building in the whole world, now in t-shirt form. Make exciting noises and pretend a train is running through it - you can even make believe the door fell off!

GLOW WHITE ink, hand-screened on a myriad of black shirts. (Hanes, American Apparel, & Bella)

Also available as an enamel pin.

Back in stock! 🏒→🥅

He's orange. He's beautiful. He's the only pure thing left.

Standard size 11oz white coffee mug with full-color print.

Just want the can Koozies?

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Keep your beverage totally legal and cool!

He's orange. He's beautiful. He's the only pure thing left.

Bright orange Polyester and foam can holder. Full color print.

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🎄 GENTLY LOVED FACTORY SECONDS 🎄

No misprints or cracks, just minor imperfections in the glaze.

We still have plenty of can Koozies

He's orange. He's beautiful. He's the only pure thing left.

Standard size 11oz white coffee mug with full-color print.

Just want the can Koozies?