"Fuck It" SWEATPANTS!
Nobody else gets to ruin your day. Fuck it. You're done being a grown-up for the week. Fuck it. Everything is better when you don't give a shit. Fuck it.
Unisex / mens fit - 50% cotton, 50% polyester preshrunk fleece. Yes, they have pockets, but you don't have to do anything responsible with them. They're thick and loose, not slim-fit.