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⚡️ 🤖 ⚡️ AHOY THERE! Believe it or not, I am closed for the summer! ⚡️ 🤖 ⚡️

I hope to have the store back up and running in September 2022

Don't worry, it's nothing bad – just a bit of an adventure.

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Fucking Coffee Mug

Fucking Coffee Mug

Back in stock!

Time is an illusion. My patience when I need a cup of coffee, doubly so. This mug may not be terribly polite, but just think of all the violence it will prevent! It's all about setting expectations.

White ink professionally printed on 11 oz. black mugs. Originally from this tweet.

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